Waterproof Match. My guess is that it's something from the first group in the periodic table like Hydrogen, Sodium, and Potassium. Not anything after that becau
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User avatar #1 - sergalord (08/16/2013) [-]
Not something you'd want in your ass
User avatar #2 to #1 - meanmanmetro (08/16/2013) [-]
That's true.
#9 to #1 - John Cena (08/16/2013) [-]
what exactly do you want in your ass?
User avatar #5 to #1 - ironsoul (08/16/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #21 to #10 - numbernumbernumber (08/17/2013) [-]
where is this from?
User avatar #23 to #21 - tokitoki (08/17/2013) [-]
Tales of Symphonia.
User avatar #24 to #23 - numbernumbernumber (08/17/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#28 - squidamon (08/17/2013) [-]
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#15 - manbearpiglet (08/17/2013) [-]
I fail to see a problem
#4 - John Cena (08/16/2013) [-]
Also Hydrogen's not in group 1, it has it's own little group, even if it is shown above Lithium in some tables.
#13 to #4 - foreveraloneninja (08/17/2013) [-]
No hydrogen is in group one Due to having 1 valency electron.... It is not however an alkaline metal due to it's gas form you ignorant twat... Basic Chemistry Bitch
No hydrogen is in group one Due to having 1 valency electron.... It is not however an alkaline metal due to it's gas form you ignorant twat... Basic Chemistry Bitch
#30 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
Show this gif to religious people ...smile maniaclly
#27 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
its called a stormproof match. i got a pack off amazon like a week ago. they're awesome
User avatar #22 - udungoofedup ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
Yeah, but put it up against a small gust of wind as I'm trying to light a fag, and watch this ****** blow out.
User avatar #25 to #22 - lostdagame (08/17/2013) [-]
"Water"proof
User avatar #26 to #25 - udungoofedup ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
I understand that, but I'm sure as hell not gonna light up a cigarette submerged underwater now, am I.
#20 - John Cena (08/17/2013) [-]
It's a mix of magnesium and red phosphorus, magnesium creates its own fuel (they use it to weld underwater and in space).
User avatar #16 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
How about wind proof matches?
#17 to #16 - lolfire (08/17/2013) [-]
Same matches.

They work similar to those trick birthday candles.
User avatar #18 to #17 - sketchysketchist (08/17/2013) [-]
Can you tell me where I can buy these majestic wonders?
#14 - feragon (08/17/2013) [-]
Do not light a cig with one of these
#12 - palindromia ONLINE (08/17/2013) [-]
No it's just self-oxidizing.
User avatar #8 - wottafella (08/16/2013) [-]
Good thing the MOD gives them in the ration boxes.
#6 - iespls (08/16/2013) [-]
SCIENCE BITCH
SCIENCE BITCH
#3 - pandataco (08/16/2013) [-]
it's called magnesium and phosphorus. it lets the oxygen in water to be burnt. it also burns at a higher temperature. it's basically a tiny flair.
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