French self-defense class. not mine.. The only white man who can run 100M in 10 seconds is French. How do they start a race? A gunshot. I rest my case.
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#8 - hinedodmansmith **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (76 replies)
User avatar #10 to #8 - starblood (08/04/2013) [-]
Found the french.
User avatar #21 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (08/04/2013) [+] (6 replies)
The only white man who can run 100M in 10 seconds is French. How do they start a race? A gunshot. I rest my case.
#1 - hotsaws (08/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#53 - lolfire (08/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.
#22 - fuckerrr **User deleted account** (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I said to myself " Sprinting isnt a martial..." and then laughed loud enough to wake my 13 year old up.
User avatar #35 to #22 - aahrg (08/04/2013) [-]
i hate random boners too, but i don't think i've ever gotten one from laughing....
#70 - precision (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
holy 						*******					 hell this was the best thing I've seen on FunnyJunk in such a long time.
holy ******* hell this was the best thing I've seen on FunnyJunk in such a long time.
#77 to #70 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [-]
really? a french surrendering joke?
User avatar #58 - greatgranpapy (08/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
To be fare, the French have a pretty bad-ass military.
#61 to #58 - crazyeyedbioll (08/04/2013) [-]
The only badasses are the foreign legion, and Im pretty sure they only put foreigners in it. therefore france's most badass unit isnt even french
#175 - clockworkseven **User deleted account** (08/05/2013) [-]
#141 - anonymous (08/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
lol...american pride. how shameful

1. No free healthcare. your government leaves you to die!!!
2. The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and illiterate than any other developed western country.
3. Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
4. It has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
5. It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago.
6. Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line, just as weak as the third world countries.
7. Your iphone was made in china, you can't even develop your own economy, resources.
8. The most overweight country in the world by a large margin. A big, fat and stupid nation.
User avatar #150 to #141 - unikornanarkyh (08/04/2013) [-]
I think it is a fine country. It does seem pretty bad if you point out all the bad things. Everything looks bad if you do that.
#90 - floofy (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i really hope they know its all in good humor.

theyre fighting the good fight in mali
#54 - triggathepirate (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Took me 3 loops to get it.   
Well 						*******					 done OP.
Took me 3 loops to get it.
Well ******* done OP.
User avatar #13 - mykoira (08/04/2013) [-]
French new national anthem Rainbow - I Surrender
#159 - cancerbats ONLINE (08/04/2013) [-]
Took me over 5 mins to get the joke
#152 - skiskate (08/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Also parkour
#136 - thebritishguy (08/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
inb4 French are the creators of parkour, the martial art of running away.    
Parkour can be used for chasing after people, escaping burning buildings, saving someone who's in danger etc.   
The founders of parkour got their inspiration from people like Jackie Chan and if you see their films they do a lot of parkour.
inb4 French are the creators of parkour, the martial art of running away.
Parkour can be used for chasing after people, escaping burning buildings, saving someone who's in danger etc.
The founders of parkour got their inspiration from people like Jackie Chan and if you see their films they do a lot of parkour.
#138 to #137 - thebritishguy (08/04/2013) [-]
I don't know what you mean, there was a navy official who spent time in Africa looking at the tribes who used parkour and then taught it to his troops, on of those troops was David Belles father, David Belle (in the gif) was taught parkour at an early age and he played parkour with his friends who liked to watch martial arts films, when they grew up they became the Yamakasi and founded parkour
I don't know what you mean, there was a navy official who spent time in Africa looking at the tribes who used parkour and then taught it to his troops, on of those troops was David Belles father, David Belle (in the gif) was taught parkour at an early age and he played parkour with his friends who liked to watch martial arts films, when they grew up they became the Yamakasi and founded parkour
#121 - adolfsatan (08/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fake, frenchies are either black or playing League of Legends badly.

Pic unrelated.
#46 - durkadurka (08/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Pic related, it's the French flag.
User avatar #36 - halotalim (08/04/2013) [-]
I just showed this to my friend. His response.

"I don't get it. He's just run... OOOOOOOOH!"
User avatar #71 - timmywankenobi (08/04/2013) [-]
don't the french use that fancy kick boxing for self defense ?
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