I would scream and flail like **** , swimming as fast as I ******* could to get the **** out of that ************** sight. **** , man.

After all these years I finally thought I was getting to the point where I can start swimming in the lake again. Thank you for reawakening my ridiculous fear of something tearing through the water full force trying to devour me, even though I (should) know that there is nothing in the lake big enough to eat me.

I can't tell if that's terrifying or hilarious...

That there's a whale shark