The new Monster Inc trailer. One time I had sexual intercourse with a water noodle... Title should have been "COD kids play Dark Souls"
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One time I had sexual intercourse with a water noodle.

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#22 - vidyagaems (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Title should have been "COD kids play Dark Souls"
#17 - zandatsu (07/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #1 - hates (07/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I keep seeing this gif everywhere, now that I've seen the movie it's from.
It's from Cabin In The Woods, a weird movie I think.
User avatar #4 to #1 - bloodmachine (07/20/2013) [-]
Yea I liked it because it was something different. The first half hour I thought it was a waste of money and it was gonna be another horrible slasher then....things happened.
User avatar #6 - themongoose (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
So...how was the water noodle?
#63 - midnightdove (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite part
My favorite part
User avatar #44 - garykn (07/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
The cabin in the woods - monster elevator scene Here's the full scene.
#85 - scenegreenbean (07/21/2013) [-]
I ******* love this movie for this one reason.
User avatar #45 - painispleasure (07/21/2013) [+] (6 replies)
you know i really didn't like this film. i just couldn't figure it out, at all. the first half of the movie, lead me to believe that it was just a parody of horror films, that would just be kinda like, look at how ******* predictable and dumb all these hollywood block buster horror films are! but then it like, got really serious, and it kinda 180'd and tried to be this sort of clever ending...which i didn't get...at all.

*SPOILER WARNING IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT*

seriously the ending in my opinion was retarded. not only is it God's, which isn't much of a twist to begin with, i mean, i could kinda guess it before it told me, but when the whole thing of them refusing to stop an ancient evil from engulfing the world, it just seems a bit stupid...it just left me wanting something a little more from it. basically, for me, this film was just a bit of a cluster **** of trying to either be a parody, and a serious film...which doesn't really work, unless you do it REALLY well
User avatar #54 to #45 - oodlesandoodles (07/21/2013) [-]
It never got really serious. It remains a parody until the very end. Basically, it was an explanation as to why all generic horror movies are the way they are.


Left a word out so I had to retype
User avatar #77 - xoyv (07/21/2013) [-]
jsut another game of X-COM
#79 - mochinolucky (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i love the part with the collapsible bong
i love the part with the collapsible bong
User avatar #74 - silkydelicious (07/21/2013) [-]
The closest thing we'll ever get to an SCP movie..
User avatar #73 - kingchase (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What myth was the guy with that sphere and saw blades in his head from?
#72 - supertypicaluser (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Everyone else is leaving their opinion so I'll leave mine.

This film was ******* dreadful. It was almost as if a child wrote it.

"hur sum people go to a cabin, and it be in woods. Zombee's come, kil dem, they deed, bike hits invisible wall, then it all a big came for god to have some fun. Big hand come out ground at end durrr."

I mean, what the **** ? How do **** films make it far?

It had next to little plot and the film itself didn't know where it wanted to go.
#83 to #72 - warpsmasher (07/21/2013) [-]
You missed the whole point of this film. It was meant to be a film for horror movie lovers. The people represent Scooby Doo gang. The cabin is from Evil Dead. SO on and so forth.
#60 - theism ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Reminds me of X-COM.
User avatar #56 - RisenLichen ONLINE (07/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
So..what is this movie about..
User avatar #87 to #56 - freddyhollensen (07/21/2013) [-]
Thor and his hot girlfriend camps out in the woods with a virgin, a stud geek and Shaggy.

Thor get's drugged to become aplha **** and beats up a couple of zombies, shaggy realize the government is spying on and controlling everybody.

The Reason all this is happening is because the virgin is about to be sacrificed to Satan, no worries though, Shaggy is able to kill a zombie and grotesquely butcher it.

I won't give you the entire plot, you'd want to watch this masterpiece for yourself I'm sure.

I particularly enjoyed the scene where the Unicorn of Nightmares impales some poor staff guy in the government facility. It was kind of lame how the Japanese school children were able to beat the ghost with some flower sorcery though.

I hope you kind of get the basic idea of what this movie is about now. ;)
User avatar #47 - askafj (07/21/2013) [-]
Description is lying. OP never had sex.
#46 - ZLozier (07/21/2013) [-]
CABIN IN THE WOODS bad ass movie
User avatar #68 - timothybarnes (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, Cabin in the Woods was pretty good. The first half was a little slow though. Sigourney Weaver is a babe though, always has been and always will be.
User avatar #67 - DiabloStrawhat (07/21/2013) [-]
I ******* love Cabin in the Woods. My friends and I had the screen paused for like fifteen minutes during the betting scene so we could read all the monsters listed.

I was always rooting for "angry molesting tree."
#55 - anon (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The best part about cabin in the woods is the mermaid part cause someones gotta clean that mess up
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