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#20 - rattara (07/20/2013) [-]
>Be introvert as fuck
>Drinking alone in garage one (most) night/s
>Have two outside cats that live in garage
>Spy a random ass stray *cat*
>Stand up "Here catty kit kitkat bar"
>*Cat* bolts out garage into the night
>Resume one man party
>Few hours pass and *cat* comes back
>Realization hits that it's a raccoon
>Bolt inside to get peanut butter and apples
>Feed raccoon treats and slur about how hard life is
>I run out of food so he takes off and I pass out
>Few days later and I'm drinking again when he comes back
>Decide to name him Sly Cooper and we chill
>Many nights of me talking to him, and he eating my treats pass
>Think of him as one of my only friends
>Sly doesn't come one night, then the next and the next
>Been about four months since our last chill session
>Fountains of feels erupted when I saw this content

TL;DR Raccoon's are awesome.
Pic related it's Sly Cooper
#160 to #20 - anonymous (07/21/2013) [-]
*Raccoons, not raccoon's.
#112 to #20 - chrisruler ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
MFW reading this post
#97 to #20 - zarkaronx (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm sorry man, that sucks.   
good bye, Sly Cooper..
I'm sorry man, that sucks.
good bye, Sly Cooper..
User avatar #80 to #20 - toxicovrtake (07/21/2013) [-]
I have never been more jealous of anyone in my life, it is my dream to have a pet raccoon.
User avatar #76 to #20 - themurrey (07/21/2013) [-]
He hasn't been the same since he started doing meth, I miss my ol' Pal
#100 to #76 - zarkaronx (07/21/2013) [-]
That was a shit attempt at being funny.
That was a shit attempt at being funny.
User avatar #166 to #100 - themurrey (07/21/2013) [-]
i just thought because of my name
User avatar #71 to #20 - laughdamnyou (07/21/2013) [-]
Propably most stupid question, but we don't have raccons in my country. If you found one as a baby, would it be possible to keep it as a pet? Cause they're goshdarn cute!
User avatar #91 to #71 - personface (07/21/2013) [-]
some people do have raccoons as pets, but they're really difficult to housetrain and they're super unruly just by nature and it's generally just a bad idea. they're kinda like squirrels. or black people
#70 to #20 - phudgepacker (07/21/2013) [-]
#Cut4Sly

Come back home Sly we are worried aboutyou!!


Seriously though i hope he does come back
User avatar #108 to #70 - rattara (07/21/2013) [-]
Me too man. He may be pilfering jewels and valuables somewhere or raising a family...Idk, but I do know that his was my Bandit and I was his Bobby Hill
User avatar #68 to #20 - angelodlt (07/20/2013) [-]
At first i thought a raccoon was telling the story
User avatar #67 to #20 - dlman ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
>Stand up "Here catty kit kitkat bar"
dammit
mysides.jpg
User avatar #65 to #20 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (07/20/2013) [-]
too
many
feels
#53 to #20 - triggathepirate (07/20/2013) [-]
I was in wait for the sly cooper part. Seen it coming, cracked a smile when it did, then started frowning when I read he's gone missing.
I was in wait for the sly cooper part. Seen it coming, cracked a smile when it did, then started frowning when I read he's gone missing.
User avatar #48 to #20 - mynameisnotmike ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
Thats fucking cool.
User avatar #33 to #20 - esmebuffay (07/20/2013) [-]
He's probably off robbing people and bedding princesses. I'm sure your apples are in his thoughts. One day he will return and he can share his stories with you as you once shared yours with him.
User avatar #34 to #33 - rattara (07/20/2013) [-]
On everything, That just gave me tears of happiness man. Thank you
User avatar #27 to #20 - technoplasm **User deleted account** (07/20/2013) [-]
I loved Sly Cooper as a kid, so it just multiplied the feels by 10 or so
#23 to #20 - slugnugget (07/20/2013) [-]
probably was hit by a car
User avatar #24 to #23 - rattara (07/20/2013) [-]
I like to think he found a comical hippo and is preforming heist of the highest tier.
And you can't take that from me
#81 to #24 - toxicovrtake (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, I Teared up pretty damn well after reading the last part of that comment.
Yeah, I Teared up pretty damn well after reading the last part of that comment.
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