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    #94 - watchesupee
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    Raccoons are cool? I think they're mean af  the summer after 3rd grade my daddy got 3 puppies. They were so small and adorable and cute. They lived inside, but my dumb daddy ended up making them sleep outside because they were making a "mess", They didnt grow that much. One morning I woke up to a quiet house, which was weird seeing as they always barked 24/7. I went outside to find 2/3 dead. Blood and fur was everywhere and I found the last living one hiding,afraid to come out. It was so weird too because that one was always the tough one who liked to head butt my legs whenever he saw me.  The house was surrounded by forest and the only things living in the forest that had claws were raccoons...
    Raccoons are cool? I think they're mean af the summer after 3rd grade my daddy got 3 puppies. They were so small and adorable and cute. They lived inside, but my dumb daddy ended up making them sleep outside because they were making a "mess", They didnt grow that much. One morning I woke up to a quiet house, which was weird seeing as they always barked 24/7. I went outside to find 2/3 dead. Blood and fur was everywhere and I found the last living one hiding,afraid to come out. It was so weird too because that one was always the tough one who liked to head butt my legs whenever he saw me. The house was surrounded by forest and the only things living in the forest that had claws were raccoons...
    #171 to #94 - mynameiskeanu
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    hey i remembered i had this conversation with you and today i found two raccoon's in my trash and doused them with gasoline but they died from the fumes and had a seizure
    hey i remembered i had this conversation with you and today i found two raccoon's in my trash and doused them with gasoline but they died from the fumes and had a seizure
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    oh my. But at least there wont be any more raccoon knocking over your garbage
    oh my. But at least there wont be any more raccoon knocking over your garbage
    #173 to #172 - mynameiskeanu
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    They looked like children so the dad and mom are probably still running around with another a kid, that garbage you see is now filled with garbage to the top and the garbage man will have a nice surprise in the morning. Also i find it funny the parents just left there children to just die because they cant figure out how to knock a garbage can over.
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    #99 to #94 - mynameiskeanu
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    I fking hate raccoon's,I live next to a forest and a year ago they would destroy all the garbage on my street, leaving the street with garbage everywhere. My dad got tired of them and had a friend build a wooden dumpster like thing to put our trashcans into so they wouldn't get it. It was such a pain picking up all the trash when they did it.
    I fking hate raccoon's,I live next to a forest and a year ago they would destroy all the garbage on my street, leaving the street with garbage everywhere. My dad got tired of them and had a friend build a wooden dumpster like thing to put our trashcans into so they wouldn't get it. It was such a pain picking up all the trash when they did it.
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