Thank you and goodnight. .. >Be introvert as >Drinking alone in garage one (most) night/s >Have two outside cats that live in garage >Spy a random ass stray cat >Stand up &q
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#20 - rattara (07/20/2013) [+] (25 replies)
>Be introvert as ****
>Drinking alone in garage one (most) night/s
>Have two outside cats that live in garage
>Spy a random ass stray *cat*
>Stand up "Here catty kit kitkat bar"
>*Cat* bolts out garage into the night
>Resume one man party
>Few hours pass and *cat* comes back
>Realization hits that it's a raccoon
>Bolt inside to get peanut butter and apples
>Feed raccoon treats and slur about how hard life is
>I run out of food so he takes off and I pass out
>Few days later and I'm drinking again when he comes back
>Decide to name him Sly Cooper and we chill
>Many nights of me talking to him, and he eating my treats pass
>Think of him as one of my only friends
>Sly doesn't come one night, then the next and the next
>Been about four months since our last chill session
>Fountains of feels erupted when I saw this content

TL;DR Raccoon's are awesome.
Pic related it's Sly Cooper
User avatar #9 - dagramcraka (07/20/2013) [+] (10 replies)
i would have just stabbed it in the face when it was about to take the food...
#17 to #9 - bocatadesesos (07/20/2013) [-]
because you are an asshole
because you are an asshole
#45 - harrywarden ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (13 replies)
I thought he was going to trick him and then jab the knife down his throat.
I thought he was going to trick him and then jab the knife down his throat.
#1 - luciferspianist (07/20/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not enough Racoons up in here
Not enough Racoons up in here
#2 - applescryatnight ONLINE (07/20/2013) [+] (4 replies)
racoons are cute
and awesome
i would love a racoon neighbor
unless he bit me
my vendetta would be long and merciless.
#29 - ccrusie (07/20/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Finally I have a chance to use this.
Finally I have a chance to use this.
#41 - bloodmachine (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Know wonder they call black people coons they steal and they like Watermelon.
Know wonder they call black people coons they steal and they like Watermelon.
#62 - riathewolf (07/20/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Everyone who's like "hurr hurr kill it," the family has had him since he was a baby. Obviously they don't give a 						****					. Here's a cute gif. with a raccoon and his kitty best friend.
Everyone who's like "hurr hurr kill it," the family has had him since he was a baby. Obviously they don't give a **** . Here's a cute gif. with a raccoon and his kitty best friend.
#60 - llpanic (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
well after all this racoon post someone is probably gonna make a racoon channel i only hope it's not called ***************
#105 - khuner (07/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#104 - loluwutwo (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Racoons are adorable
Racoons are adorable
User avatar #7 - justxjames (07/20/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you dumb **** now it will come back
User avatar #16 to #7 - ilovemyguns ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
It's in his walls, it aint going to leave anyway.
#94 - watchesupee (07/21/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Raccoons are cool? I think they're mean af the summer after 3rd grade my daddy got 3 puppies. They were so small and adorable and cute. They lived inside, but my dumb daddy ended up making them sleep outside because they were making a "mess", They didnt grow that much. One morning I woke up to a quiet house, which was weird seeing as they always barked 24/7. I went outside to find 2/3 dead. Blood and fur was everywhere and I found the last living one hiding,afraid to come out. It was so weird too because that one was always the tough one who liked to head butt my legs whenever he saw me. The house was surrounded by forest and the only things living in the forest that had claws were raccoons...
#82 - godoflime (07/21/2013) [-]
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#69 - cassixx (07/21/2013) [+] (2 replies)
WHY WOULD YOU NOT EAT THAT PIECE INSTEAD OF WASTING IT.  Watermelon is delicious.
WHY WOULD YOU NOT EAT THAT PIECE INSTEAD OF WASTING IT. Watermelon is delicious.
#86 - iamundecided (07/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This is completely unrelated, but can someone tell me what this gif is from?
This is completely unrelated, but can someone tell me what this gif is from?
#156 - goldenkangaroo (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I know a raccoon. He doesn't like watermelon though, all he ever wants is my money
User avatar #98 - threeeighteen (07/21/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Raccoon + ******* (because of the watermelon) = ***********
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