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#25 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
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Oh, man...

I've always loved the Yankees since I was a kid...

It really sucks that they're not doing so well this year -_-
#90 to #25 - lemurlemur (07/19/2013) [-]
keep it in the bronx you disgusting waste of a human lifeform. btw go mets
User avatar #106 to #90 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
Aww, how did you know that my family's from the Bronx? Actually, I lived around Scarsdale if you wanted to know that I'm not exactly poor.

**** THE METS!
User avatar #114 to #106 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
didnt mention your family
dont know where saarsdale is. dont care
i used the bronx as a synechdoche for the yankees. didnt imply financial situation
engaging in sexual relations with a sports franchise is not wise
you make me hate the yankees even more
go mets
#115 to #114 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
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Oh, I thought you were smart. Now I get that you're just a ******* idiot.
User avatar #116 to #115 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
what part of my comment made me look like an idiot? you seem like a genius
btw why u mad bro? you seem so uptight about your team when atleast you guys are above 500. i should be mad the mets are mediocre at best
User avatar #117 to #116 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
I don't think I need to say much more than "We've won the World Series more than you could ever dream of."

Get a life, man. And an education.
User avatar #118 to #117 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
i find it funny yet disconcerting that you continue to berate me like a simpleton while you consistenly do not understand my posts. you come off too hostile. you will never make friends like that. now calm..down
User avatar #119 to #118 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
“Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don’t know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use.” - Ernest Hemingway
User avatar #120 to #119 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
what is this some sort of competition? frankly you are becoming pathetic. that quote doesnt support anything of yours
User avatar #121 to #120 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
Doesn't need to. I've got you figured out.
User avatar #122 to #121 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
what do you mean? and i have to ask: you arent trolling me right because im quite confused?
User avatar #123 to #122 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it. Just get on with your life.
User avatar #124 to #123 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
actually to be honest i found this conversation enthralling, exciting, and delightfully bellicose
#125 to #124 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
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You didn't take a word of what Hemingway said to heart, did you?
I literally put it right in front of you and you didn't apply a single word of what he said.
User avatar #126 to #125 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
if you are offended by my vocabulary, well i cant change how i talk. and i think any high caliber author would appreciated flourished prose.
and i hate to brag but i just cant help but mention that i got a 4 on the ap english. i know that sounds childish but while you called me uneducated all i could think of was this achievement and how proud i was of this
User avatar #128 to #126 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
In every post you have made, you haven't capitalized a single "I" or any letter to begin a sentence.

Alright, if you want to have a bragging competition, let's have a go.

Yes, I've taken AP classes, too. I also read and speak in Chinese and study philosophy on the side, but I find egocentricity to be disgusting, so I don't indulge in eulogizing myself. As you may have heard, Socrates once asked, "All I know is that I know nothing"
What does this mean to you? Does it mean that to be educated is nothing but a lie? Does it mean that we are all but the sum of nothing? Is this conversation meaningful to any extent in the course of human existence? Does the course of human existence decide our thoughts and emotions? Would the merits of Existentialism outweigh the merits of deciding that we, as human beings, know all?
User avatar #129 to #128 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
once again, PLEASE CALM DOWN. this is funnyjunk, not deserving of my full attention on punctuation. no need to fight. i respect your bilingualism and fellow hatred of egocentricity, and am pleased to find that not all yankee fans are stupid.
i recommend Fathers and Sons by Ivan Turgenev. one of the main characters thinks that, like myself, philosophy and other non tangible studies are useless as opposed to sciences that actually accomplish things. what do you think about my opinions? and please dont answer with a declaration of war or another philosophy lecture
User avatar #130 to #129 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
I think you're kidding yourself if you think I'm not calm, as you've now resorted to using caps lock.
And I also personally believe that philosophy is and has always been an indicator of a healthy society, because if a man can't eat or isn't healthy, how on Earth could he think?
User avatar #131 to #130 - lemurlemur (07/20/2013) [-]
that's an interesting point but the way you deliver it still comes off as hostile. i was merely presenting a counter argument of my own to fuel the debate. this has been the best conversation i have had on funnyjunk yet. it's passed 12 now and i have to work tomorrow but i would love to continue this tomorrow same place same time?
User avatar #132 to #131 - yuukoku (07/20/2013) [-]
Same time tomorrow if you'd like.
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#57 to #25 - manwithmanynames ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Go Cards!!
User avatar #107 to #57 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm okay with this.
#61 to #57 - scotlandhome ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
****					 off. You're the Yankees of our division.
**** off. You're the Yankees of our division.
#56 to #25 - jacebelmont (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm a Rays fan too! God damn we're poor but we're pretty good at baseball
#53 to #25 - astafarianp (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm a mariners fan, every year they're not doing well.
#36 to #25 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
No it doesn't. Go Rays!
#32 to #25 - veryboredlookfunny (07/19/2013) [-]
get over it. every team does bad, i love the giants. last year we win the world series this year we suck
User avatar #33 to #32 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
Woah, where did that come from? I just said that it sucks that my team isn't doing to well. Calm down, man.
#34 to #33 - veryboredlookfunny (07/19/2013) [-]
sorry didnt mean to come off as hostile. maybe i should have said get used to it
User avatar #35 to #34 - yuukoku (07/19/2013) [-]
Well, It's not like it's a huge deal to me. I'm not one of those ass holes that gets into fights over baseball. I get what you're saying, but you just came off on the wrong foot.
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