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#24 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
The fun thing about this is that it's more creditable than actual creationism. We got pictures of it happening and in motion as well. Something creationism people have never been able to produce.
#283 to #24 - teranin
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(07/28/2013) [-]
Y'know, while it is absolutely ridiculous that you got -400 thumbs for this comment, I can sort of see why. It came off in a way I don't think you intended, where you tried to make a joke but it just fell really flat and came off like a serious attack on religion which while running parallel to the message of the content runs counter to it's execution.

A good analogy would be someone making a really funny joke about the act of gay sex, and you interrupted that laughter by making the comment, lightheartedly, that "man, those fags sure are dumb!" thinking that it was gonna keep the laughter going longer but instead it ended up playing out like a bad car accident.

I know this comment comes a bit late, but I am wandering random roll links right now so I ended up here purely by chance.
#270 to #24 - reddeadtroll
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Way to take it like a man.
#272 to #270 - cursesnew
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You're a good guy, here have a thumb up if it matters. ;)
#267 to #24 - jellybob
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(07/18/2013) [-]
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#263 to #24 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Judging by the amount of "neckbeard" comments, it seems that FJ doesn't actually know all that much about atheism, and can't tell the difference between a troll, a "rebellious" neckbeard, and an rational atheist making an actual point. Tell me, can anybody actually argue with his point, or just make fun of him?
#258 to #24 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk:
-loves atheism
-rapes atheist with red thumbs when he makes a valid point because "it's not welcome here, you're being militant"
-lets OP reach frontpage when he basically makes the same joke in his title

Look, I'm not going to comment on who's right an who's wrong, but you guys do realize that you're just continuing the stereotype of the warring, silencing, intolerant creationists, right? Do you want to help that or not?
#265 to #258 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
The FJ definition of militant atheist seems to be anyone who criticizes religion, regardless of validity or whether or not they are actually atheists. Or someone who just mentions they are an atheist. Also there is no difference between a regular atheist or a militant atheist
#266 to #265 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Basically, yeah, and it's sad to see such self-righteous ignorance.
#240 to #24 - fyaq
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(07/18/2013) [-]
wow you are just pure cancer.
#207 to #24 - toastersburnthings
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#259 to #207 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
He wasn't a troll, he was making a point. I honestly don't see how you people think he's a troll. He made a valid point. How is that trolling?
#205 to #24 - AquariusCyclone
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Creationism sucks, but when you post on FJ you have to make your comments funny.   
   
Either that or FJ just got very religious all of a sudden.
Creationism sucks, but when you post on FJ you have to make your comments funny.

Either that or FJ just got very religious all of a sudden.
#261 to #205 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Exactly. I'm detecting some hypocrisy here...
#191 to #24 - alven
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Wow guys. You have managed to ban him with this sea red thumbs.
#182 to #24 - terowrath **User deleted account**
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(07/17/2013) [-]
You make us atheists look like total ******* retards.
Please, kill yourself.
#262 to #182 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Not really. His point was completely valid. Standard atheistic argument.
#181 to #24 - ThePhysGun
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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#170 to #24 - anthonyh
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(07/17/2013) [-]
It's also more "creditable" than your grammar.
#155 to #24 - roddor
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#151 to #24 - vortix
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(07/17/2013) [-]
farmed enough red thumbs yet?
#144 to #24 - bobbysnobby
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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#143 to #24 - ilovehitler
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Because there are pictures of the big bang and every step of evolution, as well as videos of it.
#140 to #24 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
**** yeah he's banned
#139 to #24 - anon
Reply 0
(07/17/2013) [-]
I bet you posted this expecting loads of green thumbs. Guess again faggot.

You are a sad excuse of an Atheist, and you do not deserve to be called one.
#129 to #24 - lejontronman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
#123 to #24 - cupotruth
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Son that was one hell of a red thumb butt ****.
#121 to #24 - dandamanzx
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(07/17/2013) [-]
#119 to #24 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I'm an atheist, but really dude? Do you look for a fight in EVERY corner? This post has very, very little to do with religion. It's a joke.
#115 to #24 - pikininja
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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#114 to #24 - thatchicksqeaky
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Its actually not but i found this relevant
#111 to #24 - gibroner
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(07/17/2013) [-]
#225 to #111 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
What is funny about this pic? I never understood why people post this. Is it supposed to be ironic? Because... It's not.
#110 to #24 - mrblueftw
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Your a asshole. Not for insulting a religion, but for just being a dick about doing it. I hope your most loved person pushed you off a cliff, and then superman swooped you up, and then dropped you from higher.
#188 to #110 - rejak
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(07/18/2013) [-]
wishing the death of a person on the internet is even more pathetic...
#249 to #188 - mrblueftw
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(07/18/2013) [-]
It was a joke. Did you really think that i wished for superman to appear just to kill him?
#106 to #24 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Learn when to shut the **** up, yeah?
#96 to #24 - slikmonkey
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(07/17/2013) [-]
what's going on in this thr-...oh lawd.
#86 to #24 - oceanfrank
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Lemme see, trust someone educated, or a dude who can't even spell credible.
#85 to #24 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Also an Atheist. But the rules of conduct are clear. Everyone else thumbed you down. therefore, I must also mindlessly follow the crowd.

~The internet is a cruel mistress.
#78 to #24 - savvasp
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(07/17/2013) [-]
We've gone though this time and time again. You don't talk about religion on FJ. People get butthurt and rage thumb down any atheist that claims he's an atheist and/or talks about religion.
#56 to #24 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
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Read it you ignorant dick.
#53 to #24 - beroty
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(07/17/2013) [-]
#50 to #24 - fedexman
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I feel like fj is all 12 year old atheists now, what happened to all the intellectuals?
#269 to #50 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I feel like FJ is all 12-year-old lemmings now, what happened to the intellectual atheists?

Oh wait, they're right here, but as soon as they make a point, the 15-year-old lemmings thumb them into oblivion in order to distance themselves.
#58 to #50 - goodguygary
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(07/17/2013) [-]
they went the way of the dinosaurs.
#54 to #50 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Wait... there... there are intellectuals on the internet?

We aren't extinct! Welcome, brothers!
#41 to #24 - Smidgit
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I'm not entirely sure how you managed to like that to what you said but would you mind keeping your opinions to yourself until the next religious *********?
#26 to #24 - huffe
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(07/17/2013) [-]
found the militant atheist
#252 to #26 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
To be fair, I'm not sure how it makes him militant. He didn't even shoehorn the topic in- OP already put it in the title.
#268 to #252 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
**** you
#160 to #26 - lionti
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(07/17/2013) [-]
found the guy whos good at finding things
#248 to #160 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
found the guy who's good at finding guys who find things
#171 to #160 - pabloch
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Does finding the guy who's good at finding things makes you better than him? If so I found you therefore pabloch>lionti>huffe
#150 to #26 - voltism
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I like funnyjunk, but it is a really bad place to discuss religion. The things that get the most thumbs up seem to be comments along the lines of "I'm an atheist, but I hate all other atheists". This is a place full of people who look for things to laugh at, not use their brains.
#131 to #26 - zajx
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(07/17/2013) [-]
#90 to #26 - racrox
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Thanks you for adding "militant" and not lobbing us all in the same boat with that guy.
Thanks you for adding "militant" and not lobbing us all in the same boat with that guy.
#27 to #26 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Found a douchebag.
#29 to #27 - huffe
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(07/17/2013) [-]
the only douchebag is the one who points out flaws in religions for fun
#31 to #29 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Um no, pointing out a small thing about a gif does not make you to a douchebag. Claiming someone is a militant atheist without knowing what type of person he is is being a bit of a douche.

Pointing out a flaw in a religion is also a good thing. It'll make those who don't think actually think for a bit and it gives the opposite side a chance to try to counter the argument. Scientist tries to poke hole in other theories every single day and they just do it to learn stuff.
#112 to #31 - tohsakarin
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Definition of religion:

Faith in a greater purpose in power, often accompanied with a doctorine.

No where does it say "ignorant of facts". Faith means to believe what you believe in.
#103 to #31 - hillbillypowpow
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(07/17/2013) [-]
If you don't want someone to call you a militant atheist don't act like a militant atheist and bring up some ******** about religion when it wasn't related.
#116 to #103 - themurp
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(07/17/2013) [-]
The title of the post is creationism so it's kinda related.
#118 to #116 - hillbillypowpow
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Oh ****, didn't even notice that. Now I feel a fool.
#34 to #31 - huffe
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(07/17/2013) [-]
the thing about religion is it isn't a theory, or anything science related... treating it as such is a mistake that only make others upset
#35 to #34 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Religion makes claims. People poke holes into those claims.

Religion makes claim of a super natural being but have never been able to prove that he exist.

So treating it as science is not all that far fetched. If others don't want to get upset they need to find a religion that isn't silly.
#136 to #35 - aceonfire
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I'm fairly agonstic, but I completely disagree with you here. You referenced scientists poking holes in each others theories; however, if you truly were a man of science you would understand that just because something cannot be proven does not inherently make it false. Many theories rely on ideas that are currently impossible to prove.
#59 to #35 - huffe
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(07/17/2013) [-]
if you ever have a religious experience, you may perhaps see why so many people believe in in religion.
it simply feels powerful, and makes you want to seek more.
only living with science is fine, but for the more curious of us, it is a bit, say, bland
#67 to #59 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
The only thing that feels powerful for you is your own ego because you think this entire universe was made just for YOU. That is why you feel powerful. That is why you want more of it.

There is nothing supernatural about it. You're just feeling more important than you really are. One of them being that God made us in his image. God is a man and I'm sure you're one as well.

If a God really existed or if something super natural could ever happen Science would have found out. Things just doesn't be all around us with no trace of it. Specially when it's a super intelligent being that knows everything.
#257 to #67 - allisonfirex
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(07/18/2013) [-]
You should not treat science as indefinitely factual. Science and its laws are re-adjusted time and time again so what you think is true in one edition of a textbook would change dramatically in the updated versions. Though fewer in number, there are holes and mysteries in science we have not discovered yet and ideas not fully proven to be correct. As rational thinkers we all need to be open- that is, we don't disregard the 1% possibility of the alternate hypothesis. We cannot prove whether a greater being exists but we sure as hell can't prove the other way around, at least at this moment notwithstanding probabilities.
This is coming from a medical student and Christian.
#195 to #67 - xchewsifferx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
Adam and Eve were made in God's imagine; after they sinned their image became impure and not of Gods, therefore we were made in Adam and Eve's tainted image, not in God's pure image.
#212 to #195 - xchewsifferx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
God's image*
#83 to #67 - adu
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Said like someone who is clueless to both the natures of God and Science. Anyone who even dabbles in quantum mechanics can tell you that **** happens for no discernible reason all the time.
#74 to #67 - huffe
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(07/17/2013) [-]
"only thing that feels powerful is your own ego because you think the whole universe was made for you"
you really think religious people are all that egotistical? that they think the universe was made just for them? how about you pull your head out of your ass and try to look at it from another angle.
religious experiences are not about that at all. they are about personal enlightenment. sure, it is centered around the individual, but then again. your own world does not revolve around every single person on earth
#64 to #59 - kolsinder
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(07/17/2013) [-]
"Religious experience"?
#210 to #64 - xchewsifferx
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(07/18/2013) [-]
I think what he means is the moment/ event when a person realizes that God wants nothing but the best for you.

An epiphany that there is a grater force looking out force you and protecting you along your journeys.

I'm not saying you have to agree with my explanation, but this is what huffe meant when they said "religious experience"
#38 to #35 - tomthehippie
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Red thumbs mean stop...
#46 to #38 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
No, it means butthurt people can't handle an argument.
#99 to #46 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
No, it means stop
#92 to #46 - treepump
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(07/17/2013) [-]
You dick chomping faggot, I thumbed you down just to make your **** life that much bit worse between your dad molesting you and your mother teaching you how to eat big black cocks.    
   
I hope you enjoy the fact that you can add yet another faggot from the internet to the list of people that think you and your list of beliefs are now pile of **** simply because you can't represent yourself without spreading your anus 16 inches in diameter to let all the hot air out onto the internet.
You dick chomping faggot, I thumbed you down just to make your **** life that much bit worse between your dad molesting you and your mother teaching you how to eat big black cocks.

I hope you enjoy the fact that you can add yet another faggot from the internet to the list of people that think you and your list of beliefs are now pile of **** simply because you can't represent yourself without spreading your anus 16 inches in diameter to let all the hot air out onto the internet.
#95 to #92 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Oh wow, the internet tough guy is here. You sure showed me with those insults and that thumb down. How will I ever recover from this post?

Bwhahahahahahaha oh man, that comment of yours is priceless.

You're quite mad. Let me thumb you up too so you can feel extra special.
#94 to #92 - YllekNayr
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Well this got intense real quick......
#71 to #46 - thedarkestrogue
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(07/17/2013) [-]
You....have problems.
#62 to #46 - rockerforlife
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Stop, you're making us look bad.
#271 to #62 - anon
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(07/18/2013) [-]
He is bad, but NO WHERE as bad as how Dawkins is as a "militant" atheist.
#256 to #62 - snaresinger
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(07/18/2013) [-]
No, he really doesn't. He's actually being considerably less forward than Richard Dawkins. You're just thumbing him down because everyone else did.
#177 to #62 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
So you post a picture of someone who does exactly what curses does, but a lot more aggressively? OK. Curses is a ******* saint compared to that real militant atheist.
#69 to #62 - curses
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(07/17/2013) [-]
I'm more disturbed how upset people get when I point out the Gif image is more proof of creationism than creationism itself. We could still point out the flaws in the gif and proved it wrong but it's still a bigger proof of that it exist than real creationism.

These people seems to be so massively butthurt about it that they have to red thumb me down. Which I really don't care about. No really, I don't care about red thumbs.
#81 to #69 - wliia
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(07/17/2013) [-]
There's a time and a place for everything. Now is not the time to start a religion war.


I can just imagine you at a funeral, someone's crying, sobbing "oh god, I can't believe she's dead"

And you just walk up, slap them in the face, and try arguing with them about how god isn't real and how creationists are dumb etc...

#80 to #69 - adu
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Have a look at 1-4.
#60 to #46 - goodguygary
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(07/17/2013) [-]
you mean the same old tried and true argument that undoubtedly creates **********?
yeah, we can handle it, but we'd rather avoid it.
#47 to #46 - anon
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(07/17/2013) [-]
We want you to stop talking but we don't want to talk to you.
#33 to #31 - nevrit
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(07/17/2013) [-]
Yea but you aren't attempting to make people think, you are just trying to get people upset.