just fucking with some hyenas. i wouldn't take the chance at getting my face ripped off.. Hyena's are actually really dumb and really cowardly. If you turn your back, they'll attack, but if you look at them they cower and hide. Plus if you pour a lit
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just fucking with some hyenas

i wouldn't take the chance at getting my face ripped off

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#37 - scorpiom (07/18/2013) [-]
I WANT A ****** PET HYENA!!
#30 - raidaltamimi (07/18/2013) [-]
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#26 - dirtydollar (07/18/2013) [-]
**dirtydollar rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Fucking League ** mfw I read that as "just ******* some hyenas"
User avatar #25 - kingoflulzfool (07/18/2013) [-]
Hyenas are actual scared easily , thats why their scavengers
User avatar #23 - moshthun (07/18/2013) [-]
Fun fact, hyenas are closer relatives to cats than dogs!
#22 - bluwizard (07/18/2013) [-]
Hyenas have enough strength in their jaws to crush a human skull in a second. I read in the comments they are cowardly, which I can believe. But they also have numbers and can use pack tactics, like herding and surrounding larger prey.
#31 to #22 - hankiepankie (07/18/2013) [-]
I think they typically scavenge and when they do hunt its weaker animals. Their crazy strong jaws let them digest bones.
#39 to #31 - bluwizard (07/18/2013) [-]
The more you know.
#18 - manhattenproject (07/18/2013) [-]
Nothing compared to Kevin Richardson
User avatar #34 to #18 - KnowinglyUnknown (07/18/2013) [-]
He actually has a pack of hyenas as well.
User avatar #17 - gotbannedicusvile (07/18/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBvRUHoWYOI
Crazy documentary on hyenas. The film maker just hangs out with hyenas for a year.
User avatar #16 - breaken (07/18/2013) [-]
Holy crap, they are huge.
#15 - arkanios (07/18/2013) [-]
I still can't let go of the fact that female spotted hyenas have pseudo-penises.
#20 to #15 - creonman (07/18/2013) [-]
and use those pseudo-penises to rape the males...
#27 to #20 - narutohaukea (07/18/2013) [-]
dude if i got the chance to really see that happen i would so 						*******					 complete
dude if i got the chance to really see that happen i would so ******* complete
#41 to #27 - creonman (07/18/2013) [-]
animal planet....
User avatar #42 to #41 - narutohaukea (07/19/2013) [-]
no like really see it. like to be there and watch it with my own eyes
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#10 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
ugh i wish we could domesticate animals to the point where they're extremely docile. i want so many dangerous animals as pets.
User avatar #21 to #10 - makonendrak ONLINE (07/18/2013) [-]
We can, how the **** do you think dogs were domesticated?
User avatar #32 to #21 - justbeinabrony (07/18/2013) [-]
After some crazy Siberians or Eskimos decided to keep wolves as pets, later spreading to the rest of the world before the last Ice Age domesticating them as sled dogs or hunting dogs or what have you, eventually interbreeding over thousands of years to the different breeds of dogs we have today.

TL;DR it took it really really long time because of crazy badasses
#35 to #32 - teenytinyspider (07/18/2013) [-]
That's why more people, who know what they're doing, need to keep some of these dangerous animals and we can start domesticating them. Sure, it'll take a long, long time, but someone has to do it or it'll never get done. And before a PETA person goes off screaming,'THEY BELONG IN THE WILD' some of them are going extinct. Yes, it is our fault as mankind as a hole, but some of them are being poached, which the government of those countries won't do anything about. The only way for some of these animals to survive is to domesticate them.

tl;dr: Study up, do research, get knowledge, get a dangerous animal as a pet.
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User avatar #8 - newforomador (07/17/2013) [-]
Hyena Feeding, Harar, Ethiopia This place is Harar, Ethiopia. Andrew Zimmern did an episode there and fed some of the hyenas.
#4 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
Hyena's are actually really dumb and really cowardly. If you turn your back, they'll attack, but if you look at them they cower and hide. Plus if you pour a little blood on a rock, they try to eat it.
#38 to #4 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Sounds like Boo from Mario
#24 to #4 - ishotthedeputy (07/18/2013) [-]
Yeah I mean Scar had a whole army of them and they couldn't even kill Simba
User avatar #19 to #4 - dongers (07/18/2013) [-]
so you're telling me that if im bleeding and trying to get away from a hyena, then i should pick up a rock, put some of my blood on it, and toss it at him while facing him trying to act scary?
User avatar #13 to #4 - YippieKiYay (07/17/2013) [-]
1. Like Grizzally said, waiting for your prey to turn around is smart - many animals do it (e.g. Tigers)
2. They're not cowardly at all. They hunt more than lions do and they will even take on large numbers of crocodiles for as long as possible if it means getting food (e.g. if a baby elephant has died near a water and swarms of crocodiles are coming for it/eating it but the hyenas want it too)
3. I have no idea why you'd think they're dumb compared to your average animal
#36 to #13 - teenytinyspider (07/18/2013) [-]
They'll usually only go after unhealthy prey. If you're a healthy person walking around, they'll likely run from you.
User avatar #40 to #36 - YippieKiYay (07/18/2013) [-]
But again, that's a clever move on their part - if they went after a healthy buffalo and got kicked, they'd be severely injured and may die. They have more chance of catching something young or injured and therefore more chance of eating and surviving... Many animals do this...
User avatar #11 to #4 - Grizzally (07/17/2013) [-]
That's pretty intelligent. Waiting for your prey to turn its back so you have a better chance of securing a kill.
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#3 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
i want to snuggle the hyena
#5 to #3 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
I don't think you want to know what that thing smells like
User avatar #29 to #5 - greenstrongworld (07/18/2013) [-]
They smell like dead
#28 to #5 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
It smells like not being a ******* ***** .... ******
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