Well fuck. .. Holy it's a pun. Mike's Hard Lemonade. funny fail well Bottle
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#15 - cupotruth ONLINE (07/16/2013) [-]
Holy **** it's a pun.

Mike's Hard Lemonade.
#64 - fatsackmcgee (07/16/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Well I guess that's just some really hard lemonade.
User avatar #71 - sekretguyy (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Needs a "Thanks Obama" caption. If provided, internet cookies will be provided
#74 to #71 - ilolyoucry (07/16/2013) [-]
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#49 - mattdoggy (07/16/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>be at new lady friends house   
>she is having a get together for a few friends and i'm invited   
>we are all having fun when her mom brings in some root beer for some younger kids there   
>she asks me to hand them to the kids while she goes to check on people   
>i didn't know where the bottle opener was so i figured i'd open it with the counter and look cool   
>i figured wrong   
>i hit it and the thin granite counter top edge gives way    
>the bottle shatters into a thousand pieces slicing my hand into mince meat   
>the remains of the bottle continues with great force at my foot where it was painfully embedded    
> i then in a surprised state jump straight up and down onto more shattered glass, just to ensure both sides of my feet are properly ruined   
>somehow i didn't panic and told the kids to go play outside while i cleaned up before the blood really started   
>i sit there for a good minute before the girls dad walked in and for some reason we both start laughing   
>he gives me turpentine for pain and helps me get bandaged while forgiving me for the counter    
>i spend the rest of the night watching action movies with him while the girl i went there for tried to cuddle up to me like i had just fought off a dragon   
>it's not a pretty win, but i'll take it
>be at new lady friends house
>she is having a get together for a few friends and i'm invited
>we are all having fun when her mom brings in some root beer for some younger kids there
>she asks me to hand them to the kids while she goes to check on people
>i didn't know where the bottle opener was so i figured i'd open it with the counter and look cool
>i figured wrong
>i hit it and the thin granite counter top edge gives way
>the bottle shatters into a thousand pieces slicing my hand into mince meat
>the remains of the bottle continues with great force at my foot where it was painfully embedded
> i then in a surprised state jump straight up and down onto more shattered glass, just to ensure both sides of my feet are properly ruined
>somehow i didn't panic and told the kids to go play outside while i cleaned up before the blood really started
>i sit there for a good minute before the girls dad walked in and for some reason we both start laughing
>he gives me turpentine for pain and helps me get bandaged while forgiving me for the counter
>i spend the rest of the night watching action movies with him while the girl i went there for tried to cuddle up to me like i had just fought off a dragon
>it's not a pretty win, but i'll take it
#1 - Common Pepe (07/15/2013) [+] (8 replies)
SO FAKE !!!! LOOK AT HOW THE EDGE IS ALLREADY BROKEN!
User avatar #3 to #1 - lukewarmpigeon (07/15/2013) [-]
i know, you'd think he'd learn after the first time
#129 - chrismamaril (07/16/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fake. the edge is indeed already broken.
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#56 - dishesaredone (07/16/2013) [-]
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#109 - wotanskrieger (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
...I know it's from a TV show...
#51 - Wazzy (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Gob is best Bluth.
Gob is best Bluth.
#96 - Superhell (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#47 - ragingflamingos (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ragingflamingos rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Flags :D ** MFW when I have neigh indestructible granite countertops.
#101 - gurtol (07/16/2013) [+] (9 replies)
That's what you get for drinking hard lemonade like a faggot
That's what you get for drinking hard lemonade like a faggot
User avatar #102 to #101 - thehumanheater (07/16/2013) [-]
What's gay about not wanting your alcoholic beverage to taste like piss?
User avatar #76 - galkawhm (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is fake. you can see that the corner of the table is already bent a little before he smacks the bottle.
User avatar #77 to #76 - commandersaurus (07/16/2013) [-]
well it is part of a show
User avatar #45 - Temperance (07/16/2013) [-]
B-but...Mike's Hards are twist offs.
#19 - misterserious (07/16/2013) [+] (2 replies)
That corner of the counter already looks broken.
#8 - screencleaner (07/15/2013) [+] (27 replies)
I always use this to open my beer, just pull down the spring and put the edge of the cap where the spring goes in.
#111 - futuremarinesniper (07/16/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**** that bitch beer

silver bullet all day
#120 to #111 - lordaurion (07/16/2013) [-]
That's not beer in the first place, it's lemonade with alcohol mixed in.
That's not beer in the first place, it's lemonade with alcohol mixed in.
#48 - pedobeardisguised (07/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hes probably recreating on camera what happened earlier.   
Kittens and Tits because I didn't feel like looking for something more relevant.
Hes probably recreating on camera what happened earlier.
Kittens and Tits because I didn't feel like looking for something more relevant.
#6 - zerojaxx (07/15/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i guess you could say that lemonade was a bit hard
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