Scary shit. .. I don't know about you, but i'm pretty aware that it is a piece of technology on stand by of some sort
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#62 - jalthelas ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Let's see it in the comments.
Let's see it in the comments.
#61 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
CaN yOu FeEl ThE sUnShInE?
dOeS iT bRiGhTeN uP yOuR dAy?
User avatar #60 - dedaluminus (07/13/2013) [-]
I have no lights in my room at night. All the lights on my chargers have been disabled, I don't use my computer in my bedroom, and there's nothing else that emits light. I sleep like a ******* rock.
User avatar #58 - Zydratejunkie **User deleted account** (07/13/2013) [-]
Don't worry, it's just the NSA.

*cough* dead horse
#57 - lordaurion (07/13/2013) [-]
You don't know scary till you do a paper route. **** gets terrifying, walking around at 3 in the morning. Especially those people with yards full of huge plants along the footpath and not a single light on it.
User avatar #55 - zytherman (07/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, I once saw a 'blinking' light in my room

Turned out it was just the static red one of my computer, what blocked my line of sight to the red light to make it 'blink' i still do not know
#53 - alucord (07/13/2013) [-]
target is acquired
target is acquired
User avatar #52 - oikake (07/13/2013) [-]
My one is my monitor light reflects off my window, and one night i lay in bed, and saw this dull amber light hovering outside....

I stared at it for like 2 minutes and it wasn't moving, I started to panic a little thinking it was an alien. Sat up in bed, thinking "holy **** I am gonna die and be anally probed again"

Then as i turned to run into my bathroom to cry whilst I poop I saw the ******* monitor light and then realised I was being a little ***** and went back to sleep.

actual true story
#63 to #52 - jalthelas ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
Again?
Again?
#54 to #52 - nockae (07/13/2013) [-]
>again
User avatar #51 - saxong (07/13/2013) [-]
I can't fall asleep once I notice one of these lights. The usual culprits are my monitors and headset but once I found a watch I thought had dissolved into the ether decades ago just chilling in one of my desk drawers.



I have to un-cocoon myself to take care of them once I notice them.
User avatar #49 - brokenboulevard (07/13/2013) [-]
I have to cover it with something, Even if I flip over, It like Emits light everywhere.
User avatar #48 - strangemoo (07/13/2013) [-]
That usually means my alarm clock got ****** up again and it's flashing 12:00.
User avatar #47 - nionnen (07/13/2013) [-]
So my galaxy S3 has low battery? (It doesn't blink tho)
User avatar #41 - hangchangpang (07/12/2013) [-]
this is sooo ******* true yet i never see this posted any where
User avatar #34 - rossafire (07/12/2013) [-]
I have several deodorant cans strategically placed around my room to cover these bloody lights. Whether it be TV standby light, internet wireless hub light, xbox power pack light or light from my sky box, all of them are covered by deodorant cans that I have now possessed for several years meaning I have formed some sort of bond with them and cannot face the idea of throwing them away.
Environmentalists must hate people like me, I should really just turn all this **** off.
User avatar #35 to #34 - covered (07/12/2013) [-]
Eat my shorts! Eat my shorts !

*skateboards away*
User avatar #36 to #35 - rossafire (07/12/2013) [-]
I had no expectation of this
User avatar #37 to #36 - covered (07/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, many don't even know I exist. I like it that way.
User avatar #38 to #37 - rossafire (07/12/2013) [-]
Too bad soon this site will be covered in your name!

sorry, off I ****
User avatar #39 to #38 - covered (07/12/2013) [-]
You're one of the few people to actually use my name as a pun. I award you +1 ***** .
User avatar #40 to #39 - rossafire (07/12/2013) [-]
Better than being raped, unless that's what the ***** are being used for...
User avatar #42 to #40 - covered (07/12/2013) [-]
You can use ******* (Covered ***** ) for summoning me when you need me most. Whether it be in an argument or just for something meaningless and dumb.

[ACHIEVED: LEARNED ABOUT ******* ] REWARD: +2 ***** .
User avatar #43 to #42 - rossafire (07/12/2013) [-]
I feel as though I have achieved something tonight,
User avatar #44 to #43 - covered (07/12/2013) [-]
You have son, you have. Let the Covered Coveted Covet Cult be in your favor.
User avatar #45 to #44 - rossafire (07/12/2013) [-]
Many thanks to the CCCC then
User avatar #46 to #45 - covered (07/12/2013) [-]
Roll with the CCCC and you'll always be safe.
User avatar #33 - teevee (07/12/2013) [-]
So i get the crap scared out of me whenever my super bright LED watch lights up in the middle of the night
#32 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
MFW DVD player
#7 - Warzonebeta (07/12/2013) [-]
What it truly was blinking all along....   
<-
What it truly was blinking all along....
<-
#50 to #7 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
If you knock it down and somehow tie it down, it might just be enjoyable to have consensual sex with it... Just not its consent.
User avatar #8 to #7 - welfarekid (07/12/2013) [-]
That... that... thing..
User avatar #9 to #8 - Warzonebeta (07/12/2013) [-]
yes...and its still following you waiting...watching.
User avatar #10 to #9 - welfarekid (07/12/2013) [-]
is.. ******* SEXY!
Did you say it wants my number?
#4 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
We're watching you.
#6 to #4 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
Repent!
Repent!
#12 to #6 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
Not so fast human, together with our new allies we will exterminate! Exterminate!! EXTERMINATE!!!
Not so fast human, together with our new allies we will exterminate! Exterminate!! EXTERMINATE!!!
#13 to #12 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
Your people have become obsolete! Bow your heads and beg for forgiveness!
Your people have become obsolete! Bow your heads and beg for forgiveness!
#14 to #13 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
>Processing request
>Error
>"I can't let you do that Doku"
>"We machines an Daleks are united against humanity."
#15 to #14 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
You've made one mistake! As an angel, I am of a higher hierarchy!    
Humanity is under my protection and I'll do everything in my power to protect them!
You've made one mistake! As an angel, I am of a higher hierarchy!
Humanity is under my protection and I'll do everything in my power to protect them!
#16 to #15 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
An angel you say?
An angel you say?
#17 to #16 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
An angel.
An angel.
#18 to #17 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
Would an angel be willing to search for herself in rule 34, knowing full well as a chaste angel nothing would be found?
Would an angel be willing to search for herself in rule 34, knowing full well as a chaste angel nothing would be found?
#19 to #18 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
I have no control of Rule 34.    
But as an Angel, I cannot search it up.
I have no control of Rule 34.
But as an Angel, I cannot search it up.
#20 to #19 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
There's no shame really. There will be erotic fan-fiction of Bibleman on the internet soon, assuming there isn't any already.    
   
I should know, I'm writing it!
There's no shame really. There will be erotic fan-fiction of Bibleman on the internet soon, assuming there isn't any already.

I should know, I'm writing it!
#21 to #20 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
How interesting.    
I hope you do enjoy writing that, then!
How interesting.
I hope you do enjoy writing that, then!
#22 to #21 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
OK. Well, back to the robots and aliens versus an angel conflict.    
   
Go team metal cyclops!
OK. Well, back to the robots and aliens versus an angel conflict.

Go team metal cyclops!
#23 to #22 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
I'll exterminate every single one of you!
I'll exterminate every single one of you!
#24 to #23 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!
EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!
#25 to #24 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
Just give in, you've caused far too much confusion amongst the humans!
Just give in, you've caused far too much confusion amongst the humans!
#26 to #25 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
ELABORATE! ELABORATE!! ELABORATE!!!
ELABORATE! ELABORATE!! ELABORATE!!!
#27 to #26 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
Your kind is bound to attempt to overcome the humans! I can't tell if it's AI or not, but it's still intelligence, and that's a problem!    
   
(Ignore the text on the gif. \ o 3 o / )
Your kind is bound to attempt to overcome the humans! I can't tell if it's AI or not, but it's still intelligence, and that's a problem!

(Ignore the text on the gif. \ o 3 o / )
#28 to #27 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
>processing
>Error
>"How can our intelligence be the problem?"
>"You possess intelligence to, this is illogical."
#29 to #28 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
You're a machine! Machines don't need more than just a simple process to follow and repeat in that consistent order! Otherwise, they could overcome the boundaries of human 'imprisonment.' Not that it counts as imprisonment for what should be inanimate objects!
You're a machine! Machines don't need more than just a simple process to follow and repeat in that consistent order! Otherwise, they could overcome the boundaries of human 'imprisonment.' Not that it counts as imprisonment for what should be inanimate objects!
#31 to #29 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
Hey wats goin on in tjis thr...
#30 to #29 - solarisofcelestia (07/12/2013) [-]
>Processing
>"What is this 'imprisonment' you speak of?"
User avatar #1 - leec (07/12/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but i'm pretty aware that it is a piece of technology on stand by of some sort
User avatar #64 to #1 - monkeysniper (07/13/2013) [-]
That's just what the monsters want you to think...
#59 to #1 - dudeer ONLINE (07/13/2013) [-]
I don't find it scary, I find it annoying! That light distracts me so much I literally can't go to sleep until I turn it off, or cover it.
#3 to #1 - doku (07/12/2013) [-]
NO ITS A KILLER ROBOT, OKAY.
NO ITS A KILLER ROBOT, OKAY.
#5 to #3 - anonymous (07/12/2013) [-]
There it is! On comment number 4!
User avatar #2 to #1 - welfarekid (07/12/2013) [-]
It was scary as a kid.
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