forever alone. .. Sorry to break it to you, but that's because you're a pug. You're too structurally unsound for sexy time, you need artificial insemination. I suggest finding a
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User avatar #1 - delphine (07/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Sorry to break it to you, but that's because you're a pug. You're too structurally unsound for sexy time, you need artificial insemination. I suggest finding a support group.
#8 - captainwow (07/12/2013) [-]
I have a dream. A dream of breeding everything with a pug. It's like an automatic loser gene.
I have a dream. A dream of breeding everything with a pug. It's like an automatic loser gene.
#2 - masarua (07/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I know the feel bro.

pic related.
User avatar #9 - organiclead (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me
#14 - thedeathaudition ONLINE (07/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
My cats do this to me all the time. Just sit there and stare at me while I am getting it on.
User avatar #17 to #14 - vanillabeartwo (07/12/2013) [-]
"My cats do this to me all the time. Just sit there and stare at me while I am getting it on with myself".
#7 - ggdhindo (07/12/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#18 - lyestcer (07/12/2013) [-]
Pic related
#32 - thehornedking (07/12/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW I appear to be the only person on this sight who is getting any.
#45 - spetsnazvymple (07/12/2013) [+] (1 reply)
i was in that exact situation once.
>be 17
>invite friend over for last weekend on shore leave
>hang out for a while
>watching some movies, smokin a little herb the good stuff
>suddenly a ding ding.
>somethings not right.
>the rule at the house is to call before coming
>friends gf showed up at my door asking for my boy
> ************** .jpg
>me being a polite little twat I invite her in
>as she walks by all i smell is old trout
>after a couple of minuets of recovery i come back to see my friend getting awful amorous
>thinking I'm clever i tell them to get a room.
>get call from my sergeant.
>have to be there early Sunday morning
> **** .jpg
>10minuets of unclear explanation later i finally agree to show up
>come back to living room
>friend and slut cakes are nowhere to be found

User avatar #19 - cuppycakechick (07/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wow! That made me blush and stuff
User avatar #6 - reyden (07/12/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i feel similar to that sometimes. but its more like im a dog at a llama orgy for me
User avatar #12 to #10 - atzgee (07/12/2013) [-]
maybe curry orgy is better or chili your pick
User avatar #43 - rubixium (07/12/2013) [-]
I laughed and then I cried.
User avatar #41 - trojandetected (07/12/2013) [-]
Think of the poor cameraman
User avatar #39 - klick ONLINE (07/12/2013) [-]
Feels like that sometimes...
#25 - brenton (07/12/2013) [-]
What's this from? I ask for scientific purposes of course.
What's this from? I ask for scientific purposes of course.
User avatar #23 - thecollector (07/12/2013) [-]
can i ask for sauce ? or is it too risky ?
#21 - dafogman (07/12/2013) [+] (11 replies)
I love pugs so much I'm classified as a Pugaphile for my Pugaphilia.
I love pugs so much I'm classified as a Pugaphile for my Pugaphilia.

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