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User avatar #27 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
fake, you can see that by the way he is perfectly holding it after capturing, no wings out or anything
User avatar #62 to #27 - winsauceiswin (07/10/2013) [-]
your name is very misleading
#53 to #27 - maharaja (07/10/2013) [-]
Wow so everyone disagrees with you about it yet you carry on thinking your right. Your the silly internet person.
Wow so everyone disagrees with you about it yet you carry on thinking your right. Your the silly internet person.
User avatar #56 to #53 - MetallicaForever (07/10/2013) [-]
you're**
#58 to #56 - maharaja (07/10/2013) [-]
Thank you grammar nazi.
#31 to #27 - saucypandora (07/10/2013) [-]
No.
User avatar #32 to #31 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
then you are one of those internet people lacking real life experience
#33 to #32 - saucypandora (07/10/2013) [-]
You can easily hold a bird like that. Trust me I had a pet budgie when i was like 7... He just got extremely lucky
User avatar #34 to #33 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
yes when they let you or when they are not flying.
#35 to #34 - saucypandora (07/10/2013) [-]
Maybe the birds wings hit his fingers and folded into place?
User avatar #37 to #35 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
Wow, you just don't understand at all.
sorry i cannot enlighten you with anymore knowledge, adios
#41 to #37 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]

+man, not only are you a major douche, your wrong. there is an extended video where he walks up to the camera with a LIVE ******* BIRD. he had no reason to stage this, and actually it is from a hunting show, how about YOU open your mind up to the possibilities that do exist in reality. ALSO, my friends uncle killed a duck with his bare hands when we were hunting with him. We were on the edge of a lake and it swam right up to us, he grabbed its neck and swung its body around to kill it. This is possible, It's just extremely rare, so stop doubting and have some faith in the world faggot.
#42 to #41 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
Define douche?
You're* go to school
> walks up with the live bird towards the camera. what do you mean? is that supposed to make it realistic? i don't even.
possibilities exists in reality but they cannot defy physics you dimwit.
grabbing a duck from the air is different than capturing it perfectly with it's wings tied up like the duck was ready for it (you are making yourself look even more bad)
I don't even know what to say about your cute story, heart touching..... but i don't remember asking for it and how it got killed
#44 to #42 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
It was a ************* example of a bird getting caught unawares, ******* . Also a birds instincts tell it to dive right before it gets caught like this, thus the folding of the wings. The bird being alive when he brings it up to the camera means it is probably not a fake since it would be much easier to fake this with a dead bird, instead of making the hand gesture and then placing a dead bird in his hand and fudging the video stream. Use some ******* deductive reasoning moron, instead of people having to force feed their points to your prepubescent ass.
#67 to #44 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
HAHAHAHAHA you dimwit i told you even if its an example, capturing a bird is different than the way this dude did, the bird is perfect and calm relaxed in his hands.
and you are making yourself look even more bad by saying that the bird is alive so its not fake, do you even logic? you can capture a bird and put your fingers around it and it would be calm but your example is just too retarded, dead bird will look more like a statue than a moving object.

Pic related, its you
#68 to #67 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
I think most of FJ agrees with me here bud. Your point also seems a bit off, I'm trying to make sense of it. I never said he killed the bird, simply that he did catch it, it looks calm and by your own logic that makes sense since putting your fingers around it will make it seem relaxed. Wouldn't that mean that he did catch it, simply by your understanding of things?

pic related, its my face when i read your comment.
#69 to #68 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
let me post what you wrote since you are acting like a Neanderthal (ALSO, my friends uncle killed a duck with his bare hands when we were hunting with him) <<
Yes they do agree with you, but did you know that there are more dumb people than there are smart?
let me explain it to you again dimwit
if you capture it and then grab it with your hand and put your fingers around its wings then it will be perfectly calm but if you capture it from thr air, it will most likely be afraid since it was captured like a mouse in a trap so it will try to fight back and that huge bird can't be captured like that, at least one or another wing will be out or the guy will be grabbing it from the head or legs but its not possible for it to be captured that perfectly when the bird is flapping its wings and is flying.
you must be an americunt, no wonder you are so dumb, or you are a kid, another reason would be that you are 24/7 on the internet and its ******* up your brain so you can't think creative to logically..

peace im out, Fj is full of Neanderthal stupid neck beards
User avatar #70 to #69 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
Have you ever held a bird that fits in your hand? They do not have a lot of strength. With the aforementioned diving tendency, coupled with the fact that humans have the most developed hand muscle coordination, I do not see a problem. Perhaps you are right, but it is more likely that you are not. goodnight to you, good sir, and enjoy your red thumbs.
User avatar #71 to #70 - captainknowledge (07/10/2013) [-]
Perhaps im right but its more likely that i'm wrong?

dude seriously, i'm trying to put some sense into your skull and all you are doing is ignoring it like those 14 year old yolo girls

and what are red thumbs? down vote?
you think i care?
User avatar #72 to #71 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
"Perhaps your right." means I am considering, or have considered your point. On further analysis, I.E. looking up the average bird species legal to be hunted in the U.S. followed by general size and white of each, cross referenced by color orientation, this is completely possible. It's more than likely a ground roosting bird, which means it relies less on its wings then most, also, most ground nesting birds do not struggle when they are caught, since one of their more inbred instincts is to stand perfectly still and "blend in." Its more than likely some sort of grouse, which are notoriously stupid. You can throw rocks at these ******* , and they won't spook. By not accepting my logic, aren't you yourself as close minded as these yolo girls, as you put it?
User avatar #73 to #72 - xxmarkusxx (07/10/2013) [-]
weight*, not white.
#54 to #44 - maharaja (07/10/2013) [-]
I concur with this fellow
#38 to #37 - saucypandora (07/10/2013) [-]
Fine :L
Fine :L
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