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#1 - zeusishorny
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(07/09/2013) [-]
He's not getting laid tonight!
He's not getting laid tonight!
User avatar #4 to #1 - checkthemdubs
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Neither do you.
#46 to #1 - RedHulk
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#52 to #1 - messerschmidto
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I'm watching The next gen in another window right now

I'm watching The next gen in another window right now
#58 to #1 - Pompano
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Neither will you.



Neither will you.
User avatar #6 to #1 - bphamtastic
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(07/09/2013) [-]
hes a lack man with a knife... hes gettimg laid
#57 to #1 - thenoodle
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(07/10/2013) [-]
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#8 to #1 - asimplepotato
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Unless he go to plan B
User avatar #2 to #1 - chadisyounggg
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(07/09/2013) [-]
or after she finds out what really happened she gives him apology sex
#3 to #2 - zeusishorny
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Highly unlikely sir....
#15 to #1 - nolei
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(07/09/2013) [-]
He doesn't need to. He already got the pussy.
User avatar #44 - thetruesuperfurry
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(07/10/2013) [-]
DEAR USERS OF FUNNYJUNK
MY UTMOST APOLOGIES FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR NORMAL LIVES AS THEY WERE, BUT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE USER KNOWN AS THEREALSUPERDERPY HAS YET TO PURCHASE ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW LEAF. I KNOW THAT YOU MAY BE IN DISGUST, DISBELIEF AND DISMAY, BUT IF YOU ALL HELP OUT AND GO TO HIS PROFILE TO TELL HIM TO BUY IT, JUST MAYBE WE'LL GET THROUGH TO HIM.
I THANK YOU IN ADVANCED
SINCERELY
THETRUESUPERFURRY
#45 to #44 - anon id: d5e0e839
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up and go away.
User avatar #49 to #44 - seniorawesomesauce
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flagged 4 spam
#56 to #44 - warrenzthehero
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#51 to #44 - RazzberryRipper
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User avatar #62 to #44 - captainsheperd
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(07/10/2013) [-]
Wham Bam Spam in a Can
#53 to #44 - barrier
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(07/10/2013) [-]
DEAR FAGGOT KNOWN AS THETRUESUPERFURRY
MY UTMOST APOLOGIES FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SPAMMING WAS, BUT IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOU'RE A TREMENDOUS CUNT, AND YOU'VE YET TO KILL YOURSELF. I KNOW THAT YOU MAY THINK WE CARE, OR THAT ANYONE LIKES YOU, BUT IF YOU JUST TAKE A PISTOL AND BLOW YOUR OWN BRAINS OUT, MAYBE YOU'LL DO SOME GOOD
I THANK YOU IN ADVANCED
SINCERELY
BARRIER
#66 to #53 - anon id: 0b931834
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

~thetruesuperfurry
#68 to #66 - anon id: c9a5baec
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(07/13/2013) [-]
YOU FORGOT TO MAKE IT BIGGER AND BOLD
#16 - avanger
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Yeah don't judge the nignogs.
#41 to #16 - camblea
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User avatar #17 to #16 - gloriouschad
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**gloriouschad rolls 87**
#18 to #17 - anon id: a876599b
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**anonymous rolls 30**
User avatar #19 to #16 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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**mymiddleleg rolls 53**
#20 to #16 - superblade
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User avatar #27 to #16 - defender
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**defender rolls 50**
#28 to #16 - kaycie
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#36 to #16 - charkoal
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User avatar #37 to #16 - darkangeloffire
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**darkangeloffire rolls 12**
User avatar #23 to #16 - SunshineCabbage
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**SunshineCabbage rolls 00**
User avatar #24 to #23 - SunshineCabbage
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**SunshineCabbage rolled user destaice **

Sorry..
User avatar #25 to #24 - SunshineCabbage
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**SunshineCabbage rolled user DaCrazyOne **
Ugh can't leave comments... Re-rolling
User avatar #26 to #25 - SunshineCabbage
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**SunshineCabbage rolled user imnotkickthecat **

One more time to get an account to comment on.
User avatar #29 to #26 - kaycie
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(07/09/2013) [-]
you had one job
User avatar #30 to #29 - SunshineCabbage
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**SunshineCabbage rolled user vividsloth **

Damnit I'm determined!
#64 to #30 - thepandaking
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#40 - camblea
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User avatar #50 to #40 - thetoyscissors
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So, dress up like a ballerina the next time I want to kill bitches?
#67 to #40 - anon id: 3b7115d6
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(07/12/2013) [-]
So he's a florist and she's a lumberjack? Huh, the more you know.
User avatar #5 - spawnsy
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(07/09/2013) [-]
I remember this video
#7 to #5 - anon id: af485571
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(07/09/2013) [-]
congratulations.
#55 to #7 - shittingmangos
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(07/10/2013) [-]
if you want
#59 to #55 - anon id: 7df23ed1
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He is anon kind sir, it can't be used.
User avatar #60 to #59 - shittingmangos
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(07/10/2013) [-]
I know i realized right after i posted that. I felt retarded but life goes on.
#61 to #60 - anon id: 7df23ed1
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(07/10/2013) [-]
It happens.
#65 to #59 - anon id: af485571
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(07/10/2013) [-]
*she, but thanks anyway
User avatar #32 - HordeyWordey
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Goddamn, Louis, get your **** together.
#38 - iftheshoefits
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#42 - jaergerjaquez **User deleted account**
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#43 to #42 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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#39 - Gerex
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(07/10/2013) [-]

Yes, I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation.
User avatar #9 - nurucio
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Moral of the story- don't leave the handle on your pots and frying pans hanging where they can get snagged.
User avatar #14 to #9 - psykobear
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(07/09/2013) [-]
Moral of story:
Don't own cats.
User avatar #13 to #9 - razthough
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(07/09/2013) [-]
And remember to kill the cat before you put it in the stew.
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