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#2 - flixoe (07/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
When your cable doesn't work, you get mad.
When you get mad, your work suffers.
When your work suffers, you get fired.
When you get fired, you must find a new job.
When you get a new job, you become a photographer.
When you become a photographer, you are expected to take pictures.
When you're expected to take pictures, you go outside to take pictures.
When you go outside to take pictures, you get licked by a cheetah.
Don't get licked by a cheetah. Get DirecTV
#1 - deadpeople (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Do I continue to take pictures?"
User avatar #4 to #1 - lebarricuda (07/02/2013) [-]
yea, at that point you realize it isn't hungry so you slowly move in a non threatening manner and try to get some real good shots. but he's just a pussy.
User avatar #33 - ireallylikepotatoe (07/03/2013) [-]
In soviet Russia, pussy eats you.

sorry
#20 - mmmilovemeth (07/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - alexeilvlrussian (07/03/2013) [-]
It's a mother ******* Cheetah. It's always too late to run.
User avatar #9 - teleamachus (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Call me crazy but I would have tried to pet it...
#28 - vladhellsing ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
#31 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What was my first thought that he should grab the cheetahs head and wrestle it?
#32 to #31 - wheredahoodat (07/03/2013) [-]
I think you accidentally your sentence there.
#19 - andrewolfzoom (07/03/2013) [-]
the cheetah is like go on do it i like fast food.
the cheetah is like go on do it i like fast food.
#49 - whitenerdy (07/03/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This might come to a surprise, but:   
   
a) Mammals tend to not try getting themselves killed/hurt by trying to attack/kill another mammal alone. Even if the photographer moved, the cheetah would move away.   
   
b) People can actually survive pretty gruesome animal attacks, not saying it won't hurt and that you can just put bandage on it.      
   
c) Cheetahs weights around 41,5 - 57 kg depending on gender.   
Unless the cheetah pounces him, a big guy like him weighting around 80 kg could grapple it and toss it to the ground with ease, smacking its bitch ass.     
   
d) That .gif is older then the internet.    
   
#LeMindBlowen
This might come to a surprise, but:

a) Mammals tend to not try getting themselves killed/hurt by trying to attack/kill another mammal alone. Even if the photographer moved, the cheetah would move away.

b) People can actually survive pretty gruesome animal attacks, not saying it won't hurt and that you can just put bandage on it.

c) Cheetahs weights around 41,5 - 57 kg depending on gender.
Unless the cheetah pounces him, a big guy like him weighting around 80 kg could grapple it and toss it to the ground with ease, smacking its bitch ass.

d) That .gif is older then the internet.

#LeMindBlowen
User avatar #38 - iluvmoney ONLINE (07/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
dawww that's cute
#45 to #43 - iluvmoney ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
NO, she thinks he's her kitten
#68 - dafogman (07/03/2013) [-]
Big cats are best cats.
Big cats are best cats.
User avatar #25 - vanoreo (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Cheetas are the friendliest of the jungle cats
#39 to #25 - sailorstarsun (07/03/2013) [-]
Unless they're poopin' into your jeep.
Unless they're poopin' into your jeep.
#73 - anonymous (07/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
A cheetah would have a really ******* hard time trying to suffocate a full grown, fully functioning adult.
User avatar #75 to #73 - warioteam ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, suffocation.
That's what cheetahs do to catch pray.
#58 - shadowspeaker (07/03/2013) [-]
what the cheetah is thinking: "hmmm....1983, a fine vintage. a little tart, but it'll do."
#53 - MysticTomatoe (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#26 - alhemicar (07/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#66 - juuru (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
shhhhhhhhh... just let it happen...
User avatar #22 - antey (07/03/2013) [-]
cleaning up his dinner
#36 - angelusprimus (07/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Too late to run?
ITs a freaking cheetah, if it wanted to eat you 10 minutes ago would have been too late to run.
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