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Submitted: 07/02/2013
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#3 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I learnt to do that in Skyrim
User avatar #4 to #3 - fornowjr (07/02/2013) [-]
I think you mean Oblivion.
#1 - dontread (07/02/2013) [+] (4 replies)
This clearly belongs in **** at that lock picking speed.
User avatar #6 - fantomen (07/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
This is a technique knows as raking a lock.
And let me tell you why you shouldn't be worried by seeing this.

Firstly, the only locks that are this fast and easy to pick are REALLY ****** cheap locks, so unless you bought your locks at the dollar store it will have security pins in it to prevent it being opened this easily.

Secondly, unless you lock is very well oiled and perfectly working this will take a few minutes to do, and it makes quite a loud rasping noise so you would probably hear it.

Thirdly, very very few burglars actually bother to learn how to pick locks.





They just kick down your door or break through a window instead which is much easier and faster. Sleep right knowing that the cops will take at least 10 minutes to show up even if you have a top of the line alarm system.
User avatar #35 - cubanwhiteman (07/02/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Who's there?
#8 - Kairyuka (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#27 - pebar (07/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#105 - matttboy (07/03/2013) [-]
#75 - normanreedus (07/03/2013) [-]
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#2 - catnipcrazy (07/02/2013) [-]
God now i really want to play Oblivion.
#59 - xoyv (07/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#69 - kidsquicker (07/03/2013) [-]
WHO NEEDS DOORS?
User avatar #15 - martiortiftw (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
worst porn ever...
#43 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/03/2013) [-]
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#122 - ernestojohnson (07/03/2013) [-]
Damn it Fisher! Watch the alarms.
#66 - Sabor (07/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I... I don't understand what I just witnessed...
User avatar #79 to #77 - Sabor (07/03/2013) [-]
I thought it was some form of lock-picking?
User avatar #120 - exclamation (07/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What did he stick in there?
User avatar #123 to #120 - spceinvdr (07/03/2013) [-]
his flaccid cock
User avatar #18 - dildoes (07/02/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I have a lock I found on the street that's not connected to anything.
Do any of you know how can I use it to master my becoming a burglar?
User avatar #38 - smittywrbmnjnsn (07/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Excuse me people, but I've been using a paperclip that I bent into a scrubber to practice...but I can't seem to find anything that works well as a tension wrench.
Any ideas?
User avatar #47 to #38 - evilanakie (07/03/2013) [-]
the metal part of a fine liner lid
#33 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I just don't get it. In which way is it funny?
User avatar #136 to #33 - skinless (07/03/2013) [-]
omg not everything on this site has to be funny i hate people who bitch about this
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