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#75 - warwolfrider (06/27/2013) [-]
>be 22
> in war zone
> run out of ammo
> go to commander
> request ammo
> he says we don't have any to spare
>commander says just point your finger at them and say BANG BANG IM A SOLDER
>Do as he says
> HOLY **** IT WORKS .jpg
>dropping enemies left and right
> go back to commander
> tell him how it works and ask if theirs anything better i can do
> he tells me hold your hands up like your holding a M16 and say RAT A TAT TAT im a machine gunner
>do as he says
>killing so many enemies
>gonna be a war hero
> see one coming down mid field i point at him and say rat a tat tat im a machine gunner
> nothing happens
> stand up and fire everything i got
> hes coming close
>keep shooting no use
>guy gets right in front of me
>says CLICK CLANK IMA TANK
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