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#1 - notaregularjunker

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(06/24/2013) [-]

wat

#63 to #1 - notaregularjunker

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#134 to #1 - notaregularjunker

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Did not expect this many thumbs

#5 to #1 - TheSock

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(06/24/2013) [-]

you should edit this to have each screen with DK's face say, 'wut'

#9 to #5 - notaregularjunker

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Take one if you want

#8 to #5 - notaregularjunker

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(06/24/2013) [-]

I will do that

#7 to #5 - notaregularjunker

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(06/24/2013) [-]

that is better

#11 - classybot

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(06/24/2013) [-]

That's what happens when you ignore a Jehovah's Witness for a long period of time

#41 to #11 - deliciousdee

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(06/24/2013) [-]

I'm a Jehovah's Witness, I can confirm this

#76 to #41 - nonanon

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Didn't know there were more of us on this site

#148 to #76 - mctoilet **User deleted account**

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Are you seriously Jehovah's witness's?
If yes, is there any chance i can ask some questions?

It will be polite and reasonable, i swear

#161 to #148 - deliciousdee

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Yes to both questions

#162 to #161 - mctoilet **User deleted account**

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Do you walk to other peoples homes and try to make them join your religion or give posters out?
And where you always Jehovahs witness?
if yes, is it something that is demanded in your family?

#163 to #162 - deliciousdee

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Yes, that is something we do, in a simplified way of saying it. I personally do it from time to time as well.
I was born into a JW family, so yes.
It's a choice to be made personally, though parents try to raise their children to want to make that choice in favor of staying.

#164 to #163 - mctoilet **User deleted account**

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Why do you bother if i may ask?
Surely you must have seen people are generally annoyed by people trying to convert them.

And i've heard there is a limit to how many people can get into "heaven", is that true?

#169 to #164 - deliciousdee

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(06/26/2013) [-]

We bother because some people amongst all those annoyed are actually seeking spiritual help, maybe we show up at just the right time. It's worth it to find a diamond in the rough. Besides, maybe we've left an impression on someone at the door and they change their mind about us later?

Yes, we believe that 144,000 anointed of Christ will see an afterlife in heaven, given lofty positions as rulers over the Earth.
The rest of mankind's good people will enjoy everlasting life on a new paradise Earth, restored to how it would have been had Adam and Eve not committed the original sin.

#170 to #169 - mctoilet **User deleted account**

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(06/26/2013) [-]

That seems logical. i am no man of faith, but i agree spiritual guidance can help the body to regenerate faster physically and mentally.
But i sense lots of anger against your religion, and honestly i myself also don't like tried to be converted. But instead of nagging you down, there might be a simpler solution to this that people just haven't thought about. for example:
If i asked you to never knock on my door again, would a normal jahovahs witness respect my wishes?

On to something else!
Good people, is that only jahovahs witness's? or good people in general?
How does he choose the 144.000 people?
Are people who are dead now in new paradise Earth?
When the 144.000 people are chosen, is that the day the world sees its end?
Do you get baptized and do you have Confirmation later on?
Do you have rules on how you eat , dress, or live?

On a different matter: I know a girl i went to school with. who was Jahovah's witness.
she is now a model for babe magazine.
Would that be bad in your religion? would that meen she has abandon the faith?
And if she abandon her faith, would she still be able to live with her family if the parents didn't mind or would that be a bad "omen"?

#173 to #170 - deliciousdee

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(06/27/2013) [-]

If you ask us not to come back, we put you on a do not call list and we don't come back.

Good people includes all humans from across all times, not just JW's. I suppose I should mention that we believe in a resurrection as well, to answer Q#3.

The 144,000 are chosen from especially faithful and loyal servants of God as a reward for their service. Many have already been chosen, died, and gone to heaven. It's unkown the precise amount left, but it's somewhere in the range of only a couple thousand.

The world sees it's end at an unknown time. All we do know is that the good news will have been preached in all the earth by that time. Any remaining 144,000 members still living at that time will be taken to heaven in an instant.

We get baptized when we feel that we would like to make our dedication to Jehovah public. It's not done at birth, it's done when each person makes the personal decision to.

Eating: no. Dressing: keep it modest. Living: do it by the guidelines set out in the bible.

She's probably no longer a JW. She could still live with her family but they would be required to limit their association with her. They wouldn't disown her, though, they'd encourage her to repent.

#123 to #76 - anonefgthree

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(06/25/2013) [-]

I don't think this website is appropriate for witnesses

#124 to #123 - masterboll

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(06/25/2013) [-]

all witnesses must be eliminated

#86 to #76 - deliciousdee

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Indeed, my friend

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#67 to #6 - theturkeyburger

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(06/25/2013) [-]

That little chunk that breaks off and falls infront of the sink

#13 - tubaplayah

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Good thing he already used the bathroom

#81 to #13 - buffgramps

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(06/25/2013) [-]

whats happening in this gif

#21 - meathooksodomy

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Some pranks are just too cruel.

#65 to #21 - ButtonFly

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Actually, it's not a prank. It's something a bar hooked up to scare people out of drunk driving.

#77 to #21 - flammablefetus

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(06/25/2013) [-]

For reference, here's the prank.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=urAiRdTV_XI

#95 to #77 - bannon

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Holy crap, is that the guy from Battle Royale or am I just being extremely racist?

#98 to #95 - drfuzzynuts

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Are you stupid? that is obviously Jackie Chan

#99 to #98 - bannon

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(06/25/2013) [-]

No, not him. They guy beside Ken Watanabe

#101 to #99 - drfuzzynuts

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Ohhhh, you mean Jet Li?

#106 to #101 - bannon

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Dammit, all the other ones I know are either Korean or Chinese. You win this round, for now!

#121 to #95 - anon id: 28674479

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(06/25/2013) [-]

...damnit... that guy is so creepy T~T... great manga though

#31 to #21 - luigicart

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(06/24/2013) [-]

what happened there?

#36 to #31 - leuser

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Looks like there is some kind of strong glue on the floor.

#34 to #31 - meathooksodomy

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(06/24/2013) [-]

It's hard to read, but on the top of the gif it says "Hidden camera, stocky floor prank".

#57 to #34 - meathooksodomy

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Oh God, I just noticed I wrote "stocky" instead of "sticky".

#23 to #21 - redflame

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Is he kill

#29 to #23 - canadiangypsy

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(06/24/2013) [-]

yes

#51 to #23 - ompalomper

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#10 - xtwinblade

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(06/24/2013) [-]

thats the kind of **** that traumatises you for life. That guy wouldnt be sleeping again.

#25 to #10 - anon id: a7cd4d3a

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(06/24/2013) [-]

that guy is an actor, for legal reasons they didn't do it to an unsuspecting random person.

#38 - infinitereaper

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(06/24/2013) [-]

But seriously, that is what we need in our haunted houses. I'm tired of all the PG kid friendly ********. You want scares? I say give um SCARS!

#39 to #38 - anon id: c832dba1

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Something destructible like that would cost a fortune to replace over and over again.

#43 to #39 - infinitereaper

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(06/24/2013) [-]

True but there are other ways.

This is a fictional example but I really liked it, in a recent episode of Maou-sama, they entered the haunted house, creepy, empty, walking around right?

Eventually they hear a voice, a little girl crying for her mother. Emi goes over to her.

"I can't find my mother"

And emi is all like "Oh you poor thing you must have gotten lost come with us"

Then the little girl twists her head backwards with blood coming out of her eyes and is like:

"Oh... there you are...."

We need this kind of ****.

#149 to #43 - RabbidRabbits

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Sorry to say, but doing something like this in a local haunted house would be extremely hard to do. The most prominent problem with such is finding actors who could do such things. Finding a little girl who can say the lines without messing up is hard to do because child actors are hard to find, let alone ones who are fine with working in a scary environment. Another thing I'd like to point out is that a lot of people pay to go to haunted houses to prove they won't be scared, and will intentionally expect everything to be a trap, whether it be a coffin placed in a corner or crying little girl. They also know that people who work in haunted houses can't legally touch them, so a lot of the sense of danger is lost. Even if you catch these people off guard, they'll act tough because they're with friends or family and don't want to look weak. People in haunted houses try as hard as they can to scare people like in the linked video, but with people being desensitized by gory movies and scary video games, scaring them is hard without resorting to jump scares, the worst kind of scare. The general public isn't scared by a chillingly good actor seeming like he wants to kill you. Haunted houses are a dying franchise and it saddens me. Sorry to blather on like that. The topic of haunted houses is a favorite of mine, having worked in one for years.

#151 to #149 - infinitereaper

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Nah I'm not so sure, I think people are forgetting true terror. It's somethings that has even been bugging me for a while now, especially in the horror genre.

I think what people need are new scares, or a rather, some imagination. I had a dream for example, where I was stuck in this town trapped inside darkness, myself included. And in one guy just kept coming up to me, he never said a word, and he would die in my arms. Over and over again. Never a word, he'd appear again, only to die. It was disturbing.. in fact it was just... wrong. I think terror needs the same kind of imagination. Also, in the anime I think everything was electronic.

Unfortunately though you do bring up a good point people are desensitized. My ideas range from trapped rooms, to dark hallucination mirror rooms, and the like. Different stuff, getting people separated, mazes, clever scripting, ambiance, illusion designes, etc. I'm sure there are ways, and I'm sure it's doable... but sadly... yes, people claim to not be scardy cats, but in the end, their too pussy for real ****, and that's while I'll agree with you.

Its sad to sea haunted houses and such faltering so, but its too bad really, maybe they'll make a comeback someday.

#155 to #151 - RabbidRabbits

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Splitting up groups and confusing them with mazes and mirrors is awesome for scares, but it's hard to do realistically. There are people in line waiting to get scared, and boy are they impatient. It's the main reason we have a rule about scaring groups forward, so that they don't hold up the line. The longer people wait, the longer the night goes on. The longer the night goes on, the more fatigued the actors get. As the actors get fatigued, the quality of their scaring goes down, leaving more people to get disappointed about their experience at the haunted house. I love going on about haunted houses like this, but again I'm starting to blather away from the point.

#156 to #155 - infinitereaper

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(06/25/2013) [-]

To hell with all that!

I can show you terror great enough to destroy souls!!!!

There just isn't a budget for it unfortunately... maybe in Japan stuff like that thrives, I mean, they've kept arcades alive so who knows. maybe its that way in some other country.

#159 to #156 - RabbidRabbits

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(06/25/2013) [-]

I'd love to see some crazy foreign haunted house just blow the ******* air out of any other haunted house I've seen.

#150 to #149 - anon id: b68ed517

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(06/25/2013) [-]

In the anime it all seemed mechanic to me. Unless you know a little girl who can do a complete 180 without breaking her neck, I doubt they would choose to pass that thing off as a real human. But as for it being scary in real life I'd have to agree that it won't be scared since most of us will try not to be scared and won't be, just creeped out to a certain extent. Most scares are like you said, jump scares, which I don't personally classify as horrific.

#46 to #43 - snaresinger

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Holy **** that sounds scary. Do you have a link to a vid?

#47 to #46 - infinitereaper

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(06/24/2013) [-]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sQ_Aofbjl4

I found and favorited.

#48 to #47 - snaresinger

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Holy ****. Is this anime usually like this?

#49 to #48 - infinitereaper

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Good anime

Not really, but believe it or not Maou Sama is a comedy

#147 to #48 - anon id: b68ed517

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(06/25/2013) [-]

comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=31
you should read this comic.

#68 to #38 - caesarslegion

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(06/25/2013) [-]

Haunted Houses here, in Oregon go by Age Limit, you have to be a certain age (or it's recommended) in order to go into the scarier haunted houses.

If you're below the age limit (which I think is 13), you sign a form that makes it so you can't sue the place if you're mentally scarred or **** yourself or something.

#12 - rotucex

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(06/24/2013) [-]

Holy bananas, this guy won't be sleeping...ever

#119 - harryblazer

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(06/25/2013) [-]

I hate surprise scare pranks

>at a halloween party a few years ago
>these guy get this CPR dummy and cover it in fake blood
>hide it in a closet, so it will fall on who ever opens it
>halfway through the party, they tel some guy to get more drinks out of the pantry
>the dude was a veteran and had just gotten back from Iraq
>the dummy falls on him and he freaks the **** out
>at first we think he's kidding, but we cant get him to calm down
>spends and hour out on the porch shaking until his friend drives him home

they couldnt have known, but still you dont know how some peopl will react to that ****

#129 to #119 - PadreRasta

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