Dear funnyjunk friends. I have devised a way to escape all problems that occur when bored and sitting at tables. This technique is passed down from nobody but me and I advise you all to teach it to others in ANY situation such as sitting at your desk at school and the teacher begins to undress but is actually a nude leprechaun instead.
Remember: this is a specialist technique. It can only be used when bored at a table. When used properly allows escape of all problems.. that occur while sitting bored at a table.
I hand down to you the crab escape.
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