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User avatar #5 - RubenIsMaster
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(06/14/2013) [-]
When I was much smaller my mom wouldn't let us use the stove to cook sausages, so I would "cook" them in the toaster with a metal fork when she was gone. I thought I was a ******* genius... Man, I'm ******* retarded!