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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - felixfj
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User avatar #107 to #7 - fuckdisshit
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I love the loop keeps it growing back
User avatar #27 to #7 - bemmo
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Ooooh, that's how he does it.
#30 to #27 - anon id: 80098116
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No.. he uses Gilette
User avatar #77 to #30 - baaltomekk
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He could do it like Hancock and just use his fingernails
User avatar #83 to #77 - admiralen
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that would be like a regular human trying to do it with just his fingernails
User avatar #84 to #83 - baaltomekk
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With this logic, the heat beam from his eyes would also not work
User avatar #85 to #84 - admiralen
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>implying regular men can fire lazerbeams from their eyes
if we put a highpowered lazer to our beards they would burn off too
User avatar #86 to #85 - baaltomekk
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No, it would burn off our face. So is superman burning off his face? No. Your logic is flawed in every way
User avatar #87 to #86 - admiralen
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>implying he doesnt have superior aim and control with his supereyes
User avatar #144 to #87 - brenton
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Light, including lasers, keeps going until it hits something. Superman can't control how far his laser sight goes, so as it would just burn straight into his skin between the hairs.
User avatar #146 to #144 - admiralen
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hes harder than steel, he can probably handle a few millisecs of lazer heat
#127 to #87 - anon id: ee9f0710
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you are stupid, stop being stupid
User avatar #54 to #7 - plutobr
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What about the beard under his chin?
User avatar #62 to #54 - jonball
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one question, aren't you able to see underneath your own chin in a mirror? i feel bad for you.
User avatar #66 to #62 - ragingswede
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He meant superman
#73 to #66 - jonball
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#138 to #73 - meter
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> Superman has superchin
> Superman has superchin
User avatar #147 to #138 - jonball
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tilt your head backwards, shave.
SUPER SHAVE!
User avatar #79 to #62 - TarnRazor
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Yes.
#134 to #62 - punnybutsofunny
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yeah, the poor man doesn't have a neckbeard like you...
#95 to #62 - lordhasta
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#150 to #95 - jonball
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Because i can see underneath my own chin? Or because i know how mirrors works?
Because i can see underneath my own chin? Or because i know how mirrors works?
#28 - zorororonoa
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User avatar #58 to #28 - sabcy
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that's an actual medical condition
#60 - Milos
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#123 to #60 - strangesir
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B-but, what if they are the same size??
#137 to #123 - Milos
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#139 to #137 - strangesir
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#2 - echobase
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#14 - hopskotch
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Holy prepubescent butthurt, batman. Look at these little ******** raging with their fat little greasy hands flying all over the keyboard.
#57 - alreadyexiststho
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related.
related.
#78 to #57 - oborawatabinost
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Grabs it with his right hand, holds in his left hand. Wut?
User avatar #132 to #78 - zonicoi
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Takes it with right, gives it to his left so he can shut cabinet with right.
#100 to #78 - anon id: efb85f64
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Grabs it with his right hand, left hand takes over, mouth swallows the piss
#34 - thewisedane
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So... If you want to shave, you shouldn't shave...   
   
Wait, what?
So... If you want to shave, you shouldn't shave...

Wait, what?
User avatar #68 to #34 - navywannabe
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Exactly.
User avatar #97 to #34 - lordhasta
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yes
User avatar #70 to #34 - kommandantvideo
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No no, you should never shave! That's the point
#11 - faithrider
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so are you saying the US military are pansies? that they aren't men because they shave?
so are you saying the US military are pansies? that they aren't men because they shave?
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User avatar #46 to #20 - olmesy
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I have no idea where those red thumbs came from. I don't think people read your comment right
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#21 to #11 - anon id: 4e9e0478
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They're forced to shave.
User avatar #40 to #21 - NachozRLife
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^This
#23 to #11 - anon id: 3f3952c6
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Son, quit being such a faggot while you have time.
#33 to #11 - anon id: d661a174
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they are pansies because they rely too much on air strikes and drones.
User avatar #37 to #33 - improbablyyourdad
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If they didn't, more people would die, you ******* moron.

I've got an idea, lets send you out, without any help of course, we'll see how long you last.
#51 to #37 - anon id: d322e868
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just ignore that anon.. in today's war infantry could never win... those days are over
User avatar #42 to #11 - randomserb
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Propaganda works.
#24 to #11 - almostninja
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They let Billy Mays keep his beard
User avatar #149 to #24 - sabcy
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cause he's billy mays, he's on morgan freeman's level
User avatar #38 to #11 - hypex
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US military

+ most advanced technology in the world
+ patriotism
+ most tier 1 weapons (soldiers are better equipped on a percentage basis)
+ insane airforce and naval force
+ good spec ops (SEAL's CIA agents etc, are better trained on a global basis than other nations special ops)
- **** infantry, easily loses morale and has no clue what they are doing
- easily defeated by *********** with 10x worse equipment and guns (vietnam, iraq, pakistan etc)

inb4 red thumbs because mad rednecks
#41 to #38 - senorfrog
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"If we don't know what we are doing, you can be sure as hell that the enemy won't."
User avatar #59 to #41 - sabcy
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That was beautiful man, just made me laugh, thax
User avatar #75 to #59 - theshadowed
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Its from an actual American military doctrine from WW2
User avatar #148 to #75 - sabcy
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I know, still awesome though, and it also made sense
#50 to #38 - anon id: d322e868
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they never actually fought seriously. yet

vietnam and iraq wasn't a defeat, politics happened.

in iraq US total count was less that 130 000 against millions
User avatar #53 to #50 - hypex
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us lost hard agaisnt vietnam, after they realized they couldnt win without an insane amount of losses they pulled out
"politics" is more than likely just an excuse

and iraq has AK 47's and car bombs, us have drone strikes, air and naval aswell as ground superiority and 1000x more advanced gear, how the hell do you lose on those grounds?
#56 to #53 - anon id: d322e868
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you maybe think about this as it is in games, where killing everyone is win, right? well that's not how it works in real life
#55 to #53 - anon id: d322e868
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once again... they did not lose in either, but especially not in iraq.

why do you think they lost? cuz they withdrawed? that's no losing. also they left around 50k soldiers there to help iragis train their forces and stuff...
User avatar #35 - rockmanfan
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i must have done something wrong. i followed the instructions but i got my dick caught in a ceiling fan.
#39 to #35 - namnori
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User avatar #43 to #35 - alhemicar
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Congrats, you're the 9999999999th person to use that same ******* joke
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