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#24 - therevanchist
Reply +231
(06/09/2013) [-]
"If any of you are wondering on how to get a female companion very easily, I can help you out with that. What you want to do is, you start a conversation with the woman of your choice. It doesn't have to be anything in particular, just any topic, anything. Then while she's talking to you, you need to gaze into her vagina long enough for her to notice that you're doing that, and then when she catches notice, what you want to do is point down there and ask if she is going to eat that. I guarantee that's going to work."

-Cr1tikal

This is the best advice ever.
#214 to #24 - burtgasm
Reply -1
(06/09/2013) [-]
for any ignorant tit out there who doesn't know of Cr1tikal, search penguinz0 on YouTube
#233 to #214 - hcatt
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(06/28/2014) [-]
#209 to #24 - machinimax
Reply +1
(06/09/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal, ladies and gents.
#174 to #24 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
Reply +3
(06/09/2013) [-]
******* love Cr1tikal.
******* love Cr1tikal.
#135 to #24 - gespony
Reply 0
(06/09/2013) [-]
anyone got the link to that specific video?
#188 to #135 - therevanchist
Reply +1
(06/09/2013) [-]
Behold, I bring the glorious sauce.

youtu.be/Io3FmKVtqok
#225 to #188 - kurtr
Reply 0
(06/09/2013) [-]
I remember that picture from somewhere but i cant remember where did i see it. Where is it from ?
#224 to #188 - kurtr
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#65 to #24 - hilariousrubbish ONLINE
Reply +3
(06/09/2013) [-]
what that pic off?

if its cr1tikal im an idiot
#66 to #65 - kohgilgamesh
Reply +10
(06/09/2013) [-]
Katawa Shoujo, a Visual Novel.
#150 to #66 - hilariousrubbish ONLINE
Reply 0
(06/09/2013) [-]
oh thanks
#64 to #24 - anon
Reply 0
(06/09/2013) [-]
when does he say this?
#45 to #24 - DrWeird
Reply +64
(06/09/2013) [-]
"But if by chance that doesn't work for any reason, some unknown reason, you can always try the backup plan which is to make eye contact with the woman and while you two are locking eyes, what you have to do is drop onto the ground and start rolling towards her, kinda like the fire thing where you stop, drop and roll. Do that while you're looking at her. But when you get to her, make sure your back is on the floor and your face is staring up at her. Then ask her to sit on your face. I don't even see where you can go wrong with that one. There is no way that shouldn't work. It is an absolutely bulletproof way to get a woman."

-Cr1tikal
#37 to #24 - vatra
Reply 0
(06/09/2013) [-]
That sounds like a good way to get shot.
#29 to #24 - osimonmagus
Reply +22
(06/09/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal has to get all the pussy.
#27 to #24 - lolollo
Reply +19
(06/09/2013) [-]
Damn that's smooth as ****.