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#24 - therevanchist (06/09/2013) [-]
"If any of you are wondering on how to get a female companion very easily, I can help you out with that. What you want to do is, you start a conversation with the woman of your choice. It doesn't have to be anything in particular, just any topic, anything. Then while she's talking to you, you need to gaze into her vagina long enough for her to notice that you're doing that, and then when she catches notice, what you want to do is point down there and ask if she is going to eat that. I guarantee that's going to work."

-Cr1tikal

This is the best advice ever.
User avatar #214 to #24 - burtgasm (06/09/2013) [-]
for any ignorant tit out there who doesn't know of Cr1tikal, search penguinz0 on YouTube
User avatar #233 to #214 - hcatt (06/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #209 to #24 - machinimax (06/09/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal, ladies and gents.
#174 to #24 - EdwardNigma (06/09/2013) [-]
*******					 love Cr1tikal.
******* love Cr1tikal.
User avatar #135 to #24 - gespony ONLINE (06/09/2013) [-]
anyone got the link to that specific video?
#188 to #135 - therevanchist (06/09/2013) [-]
Behold, I bring the glorious sauce.

youtu.be/Io3FmKVtqok
#225 to #188 - kurtr (06/09/2013) [-]
I remember that picture from somewhere but i cant remember where did i see it. Where is it from ?
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User avatar #65 to #24 - hilariousrubbish (06/09/2013) [-]
what that pic off?

if its cr1tikal im an idiot
User avatar #66 to #65 - kohgilgamesh (06/09/2013) [-]
Katawa Shoujo, a Visual Novel.
User avatar #150 to #66 - hilariousrubbish (06/09/2013) [-]
oh thanks
#64 to #24 - anonymous (06/09/2013) [-]
when does he say this?
#45 to #24 - DrWeird (06/09/2013) [-]
"But if by chance that doesn't work for any reason, some unknown reason, you can always try the backup plan which is to make eye contact with the woman and while you two are locking eyes, what you have to do is drop onto the ground and start rolling towards her, kinda like the fire thing where you stop, drop and roll. Do that while you're looking at her. But when you get to her, make sure your back is on the floor and your face is staring up at her. Then ask her to sit on your face. I don't even see where you can go wrong with that one. There is no way that shouldn't work. It is an absolutely bulletproof way to get a woman."

-Cr1tikal
User avatar #37 to #24 - vatra (06/09/2013) [-]
That sounds like a good way to get shot.
User avatar #29 to #24 - osimonmagus (06/09/2013) [-]
Cr1tikal has to get all the pussy.
User avatar #27 to #24 - lolollo (06/09/2013) [-]
Damn that's smooth as **** .
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