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#5 - kingsombra (06/08/2013) [+] (21 replies)
#24 - therevanchist (06/09/2013) [+] (16 replies)
"If any of you are wondering on how to get a female companion very easily, I can help you out with that. What you want to do is, you start a conversation with the woman of your choice. It doesn't have to be anything in particular, just any topic, anything. Then while she's talking to you, you need to gaze into her vagina long enough for her to notice that you're doing that, and then when she catches notice, what you want to do is point down there and ask if she is going to eat that. I guarantee that's going to work."

-Cr1tikal

This is the best advice ever.
#15 - monsterderp (06/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
go ahead and stare all ya want
#17 - tokitoki (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wouldn't that just... Encourage them?
Wouldn't that just... Encourage them?
User avatar #19 - PacManZilla (06/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
But if he just keeps staring at your boobs, how will he tell if your eyes are looking at his junk?
#1 - kampi (06/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Yeah, because guys get insecure when a girl look at a mans' junk.
Yeah, because guys get insecure when a girl look at a mans' junk.
#22 - repostpatrol (06/09/2013) [-]
Now i just think id assume she wanted sex if she did that



if she ever did that
#36 - wolfxrider (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)










What makes you think he'll notice that her eyes have shifted to his penis?
#7 - doodogger (06/08/2013) [-]
I love it when a girl stared my my flounder. mfw
#171 - windmagevaati (06/09/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #56 - dashgamer (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I really hate it when girls wear shirts that have a logo across their chest, so when I try and read what their shirt says it looks as if I'm looking at their tits and I have to steal furtive glances every couple seconds.
#51 - freebirdkid (06/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
except, that guys aren't wearing low cut (or high cut?) pants displaying the cleavage of our nutsack or the worth of our girth...
#30 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (06/09/2013) [-]
MFW if she did that
MFW if she did that
#38 - greenstrongworld (06/09/2013) [-]
Squint just a little.
Squint just a little.
User avatar #47 - sloar (06/09/2013) [-]
>implying guys wouldn't take that as a come on
#167 - xrainstorm (06/09/2013) [-]
men must return the favor.
#125 - dubii (06/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What if this happens?
What if this happens?
#122 - sidathe (06/09/2013) [-]
That doesn't matter bacause they keep staring at your boobs, not your face.
That doesn't matter bacause they keep staring at your boobs, not your face.
#158 - kaiizel (06/09/2013) [-]
Then this will happen.
Then this will happen.
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