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#22 - iFail
Reply +100
(05/23/2013) [-]
Story time:

>Be me, 10, in the boys brigade
>Smallest boys brigade regiment in Scotland, so we'd usually just say a prayer then play football
>I never believed in god, but i liked the football (soccer)
>Talking to a 9 year old boy who went to the same group. Black curly hair, really small, squeaky voice, big bug eyes. Like a typical sweet mummy's boy.
>Him: "Oh goody! I think my dad is bringing my dog when he comes to pick me up!"
>Me: "Cool"
>Him: "He's really playful and stuff. He's so much fun!"
>Me: "Cool"
>Him: "Don't tell anybody, but some times when noone is looking, i rub his willy. He really really likes it, and he gets all excited! Don't tell anyone though, please?"
>Me: "Em, ok, i won't"
>Him: "Cool, you'll see him later!"
>MFW

Many years later, on this very day, I broke that promise. Sorry dogman.
#99 to #22 - senseofpurpose
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(05/24/2013) [-]
#52 to #22 - presentdent
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(05/24/2013) [-]
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#42 to #22 - itsmewaffle
Reply -16
(05/24/2013) [-]
don't you ever call it soccer.

NEVER.
#71 to #42 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Well ive only gotten green thumbs today so its time to **** that up. If we are getting into what the sports should be called like the soccerfags believe football should be called hand egg we will change it to handegg or testosteroball when you call soccer by what it really is,Flopball, Longassboringkickball, Faggotball, Mexiball, or barcelonakicksallourassesball.
#56 to #42 - itsmewaffle
Reply -13
(05/24/2013) [-]
What americunt is thumbing this down.
#75 to #56 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Shutup you german faggot hows your record in the wars who was it that came in and made hitler dome himself US mother ****** US. USA!!! USA!!!! USA!!!!! USA!!!! and britain... TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!! TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!! TEA AND CRUMPETS!!!!
#61 to #56 - anon
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
Generally not the response when being thumbed down...
#43 to #42 - iFail
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
Don't worry I won't.
Just thought I'd add clarification for the American friends. I'm sure Sir Alex Ferguson will forgive me, for I have sinned.
#46 to #43 - shazmo
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(05/24/2013) [-]
You don't need to call it Soccer if you clarify you live in Europe. Not all of us Americans are close minded fools.
#78 to #46 - anon
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(05/24/2013) [-]
Its Futbol thats typically how people differentiate the 2 its not that hard to do most of the people (Ifail i love you your a great guy) who call it football here are trying to start a *********. I play both im ****** terrible at soccer but i respect the sport and the fans just as much as i do Football or any other sport besides baseball softball and the NBA of course.
#48 to #46 - iFail
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for understanding.
#49 to #48 - iFail
Reply +1
(05/24/2013) [-]
Wow, I just wanted a tame sidewards smiley, what the **** is that thing? That's gay as ****, funnyjunk.
#50 to #49 - itsmewaffle
Reply -4
(05/24/2013) [-]
You can thank the royal faggotness, DJ 4DM1N, for this cancer.
#107 to #50 - gavinchase
Reply 0
(05/24/2013) [-]
Why is he receiving red thumbs for this? He is correct. It seems you are thumbing him down because he said some wrongful things, by all means you do that. Although you are also being a dick by thumbing down unrelated comments.

Sorry bro, take my ONE thumb. You are being a bit of an asshole though.
#36 to #22 - darthblam ONLINE
Reply +9
(05/24/2013) [-]
Heheh.. I read the boy's dialogue in Pip's voice..