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#13 - mrvin (05/19/2013) [-]
i love turtles!   
turtle thread!
i love turtles!
turtle thread!
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#67 to #13 - niggerlips (05/20/2013) [-]
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User avatar #101 to #67 - maton (05/20/2013) [-]
Dark.
#83 to #67 - unclegrumpybastard (05/20/2013) [-]
Aliens 2- "this time its turtles"
Aliens 2- "this time its turtles"
#85 to #83 - mondprinzessin (05/20/2013) [-]
"aliens 2"

its just 'Aliens'

nice gif tho
User avatar #82 to #67 - tcreel (05/20/2013) [-]
> mfw snapping turtles aren't actually turtles.
> mfw i have no face.
User avatar #110 to #82 - niggerlips (05/20/2013) [-]
mfw you have no face
#52 to #13 - falcke (05/20/2013) [-]
My turtle when i had just gotten it.
#14 to #13 - mrvin (05/19/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #15 - kommandantvideo (05/19/2013) [-]
Did it bite that dog's balls?
#25 to #15 - hObOjO ONLINE (05/19/2013) [-]
HOLY 						****
HOLY ****
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morbid
morbid
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#97 to #19 - olesc (05/20/2013) [-]
I dont think I would be strong enough to rip a live mouse in half. Both mentally and physically. And that scares me.
I dont think I would be strong enough to rip a live mouse in half. Both mentally and physically. And that scares me.
#78 to #19 - winglit (05/20/2013) [-]
Common snappers are so ****** brutal, but you want to see Satans first born son? its the ****** to the left of this comment, that ma ****** is the Alligator snapping Turtle, this ancient little **** has a tongue like a worm that it wriggles to attract fish into it, similar to the angler fish, hes covered in spikes and they are aggressive as hell you dont wanna have an appendage in this guys way, if hes hungry, bored, or any emotion hes gonna bite it off
#65 to #19 - chupavisor (05/20/2013) [-]
my god... I cannot unsee this mouse... swimming.
User avatar #58 to #19 - silverhellion (05/20/2013) [-]
snappers man, never put an appendage of any kind in front of one of those satanic doom-spawns.
#49 to #19 - anonymous (05/19/2013) [-]
that's ******* awful
why would they throw live mice into a turtle tank


like a ******* gotta eat but what the **** man
#80 to #49 - justtocomment (05/20/2013) [-]
I had 5 snakes at one point, and they were the pickiest eaters I've ever seen. One only ate white MICE, another only black RATS, one refused to eat anything live, one refused to eat anything dead, and the last one would only eat if the mouse was alive and bleeding.
Carnivores can be pretty picky eaters when it comes down to it. Maybe the turtle wouldn't sense a dead mouse, maybe it did but simply refused to eat it because it was dead.
I will agree it's ******* brutal though. Like, those turtles are the second most metal animal out there.
#77 to #49 - winglit (05/20/2013) [-]
I know its rough but the snapper isnt likely to go after dead prey, similar to snakes, we have to put live mice in because... they move and try to run... Plus a dead mouse wouldn't smell right to him, its brutal man but a dead mouse just wouldn't attract his attention.
#24 to #19 - deviroux (05/19/2013) [-]
brutal.
brutal.
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#26 to #23 - Nightelfbane (05/19/2013) [-]
*****					 half of those are tortoises   
   
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photoshop some explosions behind the hill.   
"TURTLES OF VIETNAM"
***** half of those are tortoises

also


photoshop some explosions behind the hill.
"TURTLES OF VIETNAM"
#29 to #26 - mrvin (05/19/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, here in germany you say to every type turtle
you're right the most of those are turtoises.
thanks for that gif, i will try this with the explosion!
#117 to #29 - miia ONLINE (11/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #50 to #29 - gilliam (05/20/2013) [-]
Heh, in belgium we call them "shield-toads"... we're pragmatists.
User avatar #86 to #50 - srskate (05/20/2013) [-]
same in germany.
#68 to #50 - anonymous (05/20/2013) [-]
Same Sweden. We also summarize all of them as that. We do not really divide them up into categories though. For example the english turtle and the tortoise. They're all the same word for us.
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