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#280 - inkfox (05/18/2013) [-]
>At out highschool there's this sort of ATM like thingy,you put your "pin" in and put in money,then you use the money in the "ATM" to buy your lunch.   
>One day I caught this chick who put in my pin and tried to use my money to buy something.   
>I grabbed her and logged out before she could.She punched me in the face (didn't hurt really,it glanced my cheek) like I was in the wrong,   
>All her girl friends were like"Yah you go gurlfriend"   
>I backhanded her in the face and walked off.   
>Hear her friend say "Yah you bettur run faggot"   
>Enter class 5 mins later   
>Everyone is looking at me like I'm O.J-fucking-Simpson   
>Turns out she told everyone that she was using the "ATM" and I backhanded her in the face   
>Friends whitnessed the whole thing.   
>Defend me   
>Eventually girld admitted that she used my pin   
>got away with it   
>MFW
>At out highschool there's this sort of ATM like thingy,you put your "pin" in and put in money,then you use the money in the "ATM" to buy your lunch.
>One day I caught this chick who put in my pin and tried to use my money to buy something.
>I grabbed her and logged out before she could.She punched me in the face (didn't hurt really,it glanced my cheek) like I was in the wrong,
>All her girl friends were like"Yah you go gurlfriend"
>I backhanded her in the face and walked off.
>Hear her friend say "Yah you bettur run faggot"
>Enter class 5 mins later
>Everyone is looking at me like I'm O.J-fucking-Simpson
>Turns out she told everyone that she was using the "ATM" and I backhanded her in the face
>Friends whitnessed the whole thing.
>Defend me
>Eventually girld admitted that she used my pin
>got away with it
>MFW
User avatar #380 to #280 - ICEDgrunge (05/18/2013) [-]
You wanna hear some bullshit with the same kind of system man?

We have the same kind of deal in my school, put in a pin number and pay for lunch when you get it. It's also used as an identification system, everyone has one and it has to go on standardized tests, like normal.
Anyways, Every year during every 9 weeks, the Physical Education department has to give out randomized studies, I guess you'd call them, in which students have to document what they eat, how much phsyical activity they do every day, and what they do on their free time, such as TV, internet, etc...
No one person has ever completed them on their own free will, they say fuck it, forget about it and never do it, and at the last week of our quarter, they hand them in before they're shipped to New York State to be evaluated and processed. So with this huge influx of unfinished evaluations, the P.E department freaks, and I'll tell you why: The only way my school receives it's 2-3 MILLION dollar Physical Education Grant, is if they give these in all completed.
So what happens next? The day OF packaging these evaluations, our gym teachers at our school pull aside a gym class and gives them all of the packets, and we are given the name of the person who was to complete it, and their Identification Number, so we then complete the packet using classtime, hand it in, then it is given to New York State. So in a single day, a bunch of teenagers has commited Forgery, Fraud, and Impersonation.
I've done this three times this year.
Right now I could steal lunch from three different kids if I ever felt like it, but I chose to forget their numbers, but fuck the choice was still presented to me to do such a thing.
User avatar #320 to #280 - ningenpoop (05/18/2013) [-]
My friends would of found this as a glorious opportunity to fuck me over
User avatar #350 to #320 - ZenMacros ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
You have some shitty friends.
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User avatar #434 to #316 - inkfox (05/18/2013) [-]
There's no picture
If you put MFW you need a picture
User avatar #298 to #280 - biomedic ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
It's a shit system if you can just type in a random number and steal someone else's lunch though! Still I feel for you man, society sucks.
User avatar #303 to #298 - inkfox (05/18/2013) [-]
It is kinda hard though.
There were about 200 people in the school at the time of the incident.(two local schools merged and now we have like 400)
it's a 4 no. pin
so there are 800 combinations
that's a one in 800 chance of here getting me
WHY FUCKING ME?!
User avatar #417 to #303 - dapianoman (05/18/2013) [-]
10,000 permutations.
#423 to #417 - anonymous (05/18/2013) [-]
9 digits on the keypad, the sequence is 4 digits long, the number of 4 digit sequences is 9^4 which is 6551.
User avatar #426 to #423 - dapianoman (05/18/2013) [-]
only 9 digits? oops i thought they could use 0 also
User avatar #305 to #303 - biomedic ONLINE (05/18/2013) [-]
wow that's really, really unlucky! kinda lucky you were there to slap a bitch though, balance restored.
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