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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #113 - mastercolossus
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(05/13/2013) [-]
i was at the bar the other day and this white girl was turning down a black guy and he goes "its cuz im black aint it you racist bitch." the white girl was being yelled at by him and his friends till a black woman got tired of their **** and yelled "its cuz yo ashy ass is ugly as a damn gremlin now shut da hell up and sit down." i laughed so loud she turned to me and yelled "what you laughing at you drunk asshole?" so i said "i may be drunk but in the morning i will be sober and you will still be fat." the fellas laughed their asses off and everyone started cracking jokes. good times.
User avatar #118 to #113 - Ruspanic
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(05/13/2013) [-]
You stole that from Churchill, didn't you
User avatar #163 to #118 - mastercolossus
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(05/13/2013) [-]
i didnt steal it but it was inspired by that magnificent man. he is my grandfathers number one inspiration and i see him as a great man myself.