Every girl trying to be cool around bugs. "Meh it's whatever... get it off!".
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Every girl trying to be cool around bugs

"Meh it's whatever... **** **** **** **** **** get it off!"

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#3 - cableplug ONLINE (05/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#24 - waffies (05/09/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I was cool with bugs until last year. My friends cat went under her house and i volunteered to go get it. Put on some coveralls and a painters mask, and army-crawled 60 feet through mold, dead bugs, dead animals that her cats from growing up had left down there to rot, and all of the live bugs that were sitting down there eating the lot of it. Crunching ribcages of rabbits and birds all the way, till i grabbed the little turd of a cat and hauled it back out, covered in spiders and centipedes.   
   
I'm more done with bugs than tumblr is with comedic statements
I was cool with bugs until last year. My friends cat went under her house and i volunteered to go get it. Put on some coveralls and a painters mask, and army-crawled 60 feet through mold, dead bugs, dead animals that her cats from growing up had left down there to rot, and all of the live bugs that were sitting down there eating the lot of it. Crunching ribcages of rabbits and birds all the way, till i grabbed the little turd of a cat and hauled it back out, covered in spiders and centipedes.

I'm more done with bugs than tumblr is with comedic statements
User avatar #17 - gcloud (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
huhh if i had a beatle on my dick id freak out too...
User avatar #22 - sheperdofthestars (05/09/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Okay.

I can handle tarantulas.

And I'm used to crickets because I have a Beardie.

BUT I CAN'T ******* STAND ANYTHING ELSE.

Creepy ass ************ bugs tryna crawl all over me.

***** I AIN'T NO *********** TREE.
#41 - jinxbomb (05/09/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i did'nt think this would be relvent again so quickly
i did'nt think this would be relvent again so quickly
User avatar #1 - delphine (05/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Or you could be an amateur entomologist like me and let it crawl on you for awhile before sticking it in a kill jar and preserving it on a mount for your collection...
#54 - stallwallwriter (05/09/2013) [-]
Hell yeah I'd freak out if that happened. That bug is a) giant compared to the cat and b) flips suddenly almost onto the kitty's crotch. Being cool around a random bug on the ground is one thing, but I challenge anyone here to be overlymanlyman.jpg with a hamburger-sized beetle making a surprise dive for their junk.
User avatar #15 - riderdouble (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I would freak the **** out at even the sight of that monstrosity.
#59 - esmebuffay ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
In fairness I'm the same way, if a bug's beside me I'm fine, I might touch it, I might even invite it onto my hand. But if one jumps on me (or even just comes very close to me very quickly) I'll be up and dancing like I was auditioning for a Bollywood movie in less than a second.
In fairness I'm the same way, if a bug's beside me I'm fine, I might touch it, I might even invite it onto my hand. But if one jumps on me (or even just comes very close to me very quickly) I'll be up and dancing like I was auditioning for a Bollywood movie in less than a second.
User avatar #33 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i hate butterflies more than anything else, they have giant, evil, disgusting faces
User avatar #38 to #36 - kevinspacey **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
a misshapen, unerect nosedick
#48 - EdwardNigma (05/09/2013) [-]
You guys have no idea how much I hate bugs.
But at the same time, I can never kill them because it's both disgusting and I always feel like an asshole for shortening their already short lifespans.

I usually compromise and help someone else kill them.
#46 - vladhellsing (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #10 - reican (05/09/2013) [-]
dude, have you ever been bitten by a beetle?
User avatar #65 - adrianking (05/09/2013) [-]
Every girl human trying to be cool around bugs.
User avatar #50 - Brucis (05/09/2013) [-]
Pretty sure that is most people's reaction when a bug get's on them. **** , it'd be mine.
User avatar #32 - jettom ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Sure.. "girls"..
#68 - doctordalek ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I wouldn't go within 10 feet of that thing.
I wouldn't go within 10 feet of that thing.
User avatar #51 - captainknowledge (05/09/2013) [-]
finally, the cat gives a **** or two
#40 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like spiders and that's about it. I really don't understand why everyone hates them. They're the ones that pig out on a full diet of annoying little dicks like mosquitoes and gnats
#42 to #40 - amuzen (05/09/2013) [-]
I dislike them because every day during the summer I'll wake up with little welts where the ******* bit me because they live in the floor boards of my old as hell house, plus one bit me and it made a circle with a inch and a half across and a couple centimeters deep melt off of my leg. My friend who knows a bit about spiders told me it looked like a hobo spider bite and it could've gotten bad enough that I would've walked with a limp for months, I now have a half inch across circular blood red scar on my leg from the little ****
#39 - apocalypticburrito (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Im cool with any bugs,
but if a bug is right in my face, it freaks me out
just look at this son of a bitch right here
<-----damn nature, you scary

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