First time having sex. .. Good analogy, OP
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#149 - gustaviaable (05/09/2013) [-]
**gustaviaable rolled a random image posted in comment #4351251 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Me for first time
#147 - marconde (05/09/2013) [-]
**marconde rolled user tinyer **
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#145 - retxab (05/09/2013) [-]
my first time, was in a park bathroom and i had to hold her up the entire time because she didn't want to touch anything
#131 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
My first time having sex was worthless. My bf at the time would be the only one to finish and I never felt anything.
User avatar #134 to #131 - goobdol (05/09/2013) [-]
I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS FEELING SICK THAT DAY!
User avatar #124 - renamon (05/09/2013) [-]
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C'mere baby <3
#155 to #124 - saiyajinwarrior ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #120 - henryfordthegod (05/09/2013) [-]
Not always
#119 - Protomix (05/09/2013) [-]
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#102 - rprzombie (05/09/2013) [-]
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I was actually completely let down when i lost my virginity. Feels great don't get me wrong, but......Sex with somebody you love is about 500x better than sex with a girl you're just having sex with because its convenient and easy.
#132 to #102 - jakefenris (05/09/2013) [-]
Making love is always better than having sex
Making love is always better than having sex
#139 to #132 - justtocomment (05/09/2013) [-]
It's all mental. You learn to get over it.
User avatar #142 to #139 - jakefenris (05/09/2013) [-]
I'd never have sex with someone I wasn't in love with and dating.
#143 to #142 - justtocomment (05/09/2013) [-]
Maybe you won't then.
But it really is all mental. We convince ourselves that having more affection toward a person makes the sex better. In reality, it's because if two people who consider themselves to be in love have sex, they're going to be more considerate toward their partner's needs/wants/preferences. When you **** someone just to get off, you and that person will be considerably less catering to each other, you won't share soft touches or stimulate non-sexual parts of the body.
In the end, if you know how to be a good **** , and **** someone who knows how to be a good **** , you'll end up having just as much fun. It's all mental, just be a generous **** , and you'll be fine.
User avatar #144 to #143 - jakefenris (05/09/2013) [-]
Sex has a lot to do with chemicals, as does love. However, on a personal moral level, I do not feel right, nor would I ever consider sleeping with someone I wasn't dating. I am a monogamous person and do not believe or like one night stands.
#88 - thejoemotes (05/09/2013) [-]
Mfw first time having sex.
User avatar #85 - thestrangestboner (05/09/2013) [-]
Wait just a minute...Virginfag here, is it really that "slimy"? Almost to the point of it being disgusting? Please don't ruin my hopes.
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#158 to #85 - isoscelessandwich (05/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #195 to #158 - thestrangestboner (05/10/2013) [-]
good......good
User avatar #118 to #85 - SevenForOhNoe (05/09/2013) [-]
**** feels good
User avatar #113 to #85 - nightmarecorpse (05/09/2013) [-]
mucous membrane. That's all you need to know.
User avatar #110 to #85 - ilikeweed (05/09/2013) [-]
i can't tell if you're kidding or not.
it's ******* amazing. and slimy to the point where it's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen.
#94 to #85 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
How do I explain... :v OP was just using the movie's quote as a way of expressing how he felt. depends on how you feel about it (you'll understand one day)   
   
remember not virginfag, a unicorn
How do I explain... :v OP was just using the movie's quote as a way of expressing how he felt. depends on how you feel about it (you'll understand one day)

remember not virginfag, a unicorn
#136 to #94 - improbablyyourdad (05/09/2013) [-]
A GLORIOUS UNICORN!
User avatar #90 to #85 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
depends how wet the girl is but you wont get her that wet, i bet.

it starts to go wierd when your balls feel like you have dipped em into water or something.

it wont be disgusting but it wont feel natural either.

what will feel wierd and somewhat disgusting is all the noices, from the banging to random queefs (they happen with certain girls and positions)
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#82 - potatophucker (05/09/2013) [-]
How dare you OP
#79 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
you know, there is a more ''clean'' way..
User avatar #92 to #79 - Zyklone (05/09/2013) [-]
what?... there is no clean sex
User avatar #99 to #92 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
try reading about ''Irony punctuation'' in wikipedia,
helped me a lot!
User avatar #81 to #79 - calawesome (05/09/2013) [-]
**** an Ewok?....cheeky ****** .
#86 to #81 - ithinkihaveaids **User deleted account** (05/09/2013) [-]
oh god, I cant stop laughing
oh god, I cant stop laughing
User avatar #75 - skelochain (05/09/2013) [-]
Its more like playing space invaders. Moving that thing around so much just to find the hole.
#74 - FightClub (05/09/2013) [-]
first of all, 80% of the fags that upvoted this content have no relation or empathy toward this subject at all.   
   
second, i've never noticed sex being &quot;slimy,&quot; this applies to 69'ing more than sex. no wonder why it got front page with all the virgins on here
first of all, 80% of the fags that upvoted this content have no relation or empathy toward this subject at all.

second, i've never noticed sex being "slimy," this applies to 69'ing more than sex. no wonder why it got front page with all the virgins on here
#80 to #74 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
when he says slimy, I think OP is implying that the chick is wet :v just... just think of it as a metaphor *shrug*
when he says slimy, I think OP is implying that the chick is wet :v just... just think of it as a metaphor *shrug*
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User avatar #104 to #84 - Kittehh (05/09/2013) [-]
So guys, this guy has a small penis.
#105 to #104 - FightClub (05/09/2013) [-]
did you not read what i said? i said i'd understand if i did have a small dick like OP and the others that empathize with him, but i don't, so that's impossibru

you must have a small penis for being offended by my insights
#107 to #105 - Kittehh (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm not offended. I have no penis. The fact that you announced your size to people who don't really care implies that you have something smaller than you lead on. You could have shared your opinion without telling everyone about your junk, buuuuuuut.... Anyway, I was just jerkin' your chain.
I'm not offended. I have no penis. The fact that you announced your size to people who don't really care implies that you have something smaller than you lead on. You could have shared your opinion without telling everyone about your junk, buuuuuuut.... Anyway, I was just jerkin' your chain.
#108 to #107 - FightClub (05/09/2013) [-]
see this guy? <<

he's referring to me.
#109 to #108 - Kittehh (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeaaaah! Happy for you!
Yeaaaah! Happy for you!
#111 to #109 - FightClub (05/09/2013) [-]
see this? this is my dick.
#133 to #112 - FightClub (05/09/2013) [-]
yeah bitch, admire the majestic cock of destiny
#58 - hardongo (05/09/2013) [-]
climax face thread??
#196 to #58 - Kittehh (05/10/2013) [-]
AHH AH AHH HHNNGG
AHH AH AHH HHNNGG
#150 to #58 - larski (05/09/2013) [-]
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#126 to #58 - kaslin (05/09/2013) [-]
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#70 to #58 - hammarhead (05/09/2013) [-]
HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG   
   
yeh bby
HHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

yeh bby
#69 to #58 - isradam (05/09/2013) [-]
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#63 to #58 - vonspyder (05/09/2013) [-]
Or maybe you had this in mind.
User avatar #193 to #115 - brokded (05/10/2013) [-]
thats amazing
#49 - shazmo (05/09/2013) [-]
Lost my v card at an elementary school
Lost my v card at an elementary school
#48 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
me first time I was nervous, I couldn't get my legs to move properly :v has that happened to anyone?
me first time I was nervous, I couldn't get my legs to move properly :v has that happened to anyone?
#52 to #48 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
sause
User avatar #53 to #52 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Attack on titan. That is actually bread she is shoving in there.
User avatar #59 to #53 - hardongo (05/09/2013) [-]
but.. but... is censored.. why censor bread??
User avatar #62 to #59 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
It was censored by the person who made the gif.
#87 to #62 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
some one noticed that when he starts cryin that his snot looks like cum I guess, someone had to take advantage of that
some one noticed that when he starts cryin that his snot looks like cum I guess, someone had to take advantage of that
User avatar #89 to #87 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I love your gif, and you are right.
#91 to #89 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
and I love you too, no homo bro.
and I love you too, no homo bro.
#95 to #91 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I was wondering if someone made a gif of that. I also love you no homo
I was wondering if someone made a gif of that. I also love you no homo
#98 to #95 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
I played hard to get and ended up gettin friendzoned :(   
   
and sasha's the best. such a hungry girl, doesn't care about what her figure looks like just eats and eats
I played hard to get and ended up gettin friendzoned :(

and sasha's the best. such a hungry girl, doesn't care about what her figure looks like just eats and eats
User avatar #101 to #98 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I know. Last episode though was one of those when i wanted to punch my T.V.
#116 to #101 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
he lost his left leg and left arm, next eps he'll come out and deliver the punchline~ &quot;I-it's okay guys... I-I'm all... RIGHT NOW~!&quot;    
   
Get it?
he lost his left leg and left arm, next eps he'll come out and deliver the punchline~ "I-it's okay guys... I-I'm all... RIGHT NOW~!"

Get it?
User avatar #121 to #116 - BigBallSack (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm just worried about how they'll clean this mess up next episode.
If they do it well, it'll probably end up being one of the best animes in a while.
User avatar #128 to #121 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
it's been spoiled for me to much, but you will **** yourself (I aint gonna spoil it for it)
User avatar #129 to #128 - BigBallSack (05/09/2013) [-]
Alright, at least I can expect it to turn out awesome. (Thanks for not spoiling <3)
#141 to #129 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
yeah stay away from the anime board for now bahaha amren turns super saiyan and kills all the giants after watchin eren get eaten, hope I didnt spoil!~ muahahaha!~   
   
YFW I spoiled~
yeah stay away from the anime board for now bahaha amren turns super saiyan and kills all the giants after watchin eren get eaten, hope I didnt spoil!~ muahahaha!~

YFW I spoiled~
#151 to #141 - BigBallSack (05/09/2013) [-]
I read the last line of your comment first.
User avatar #153 to #151 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
I failed... *shrug* bahaha~ but yay... CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT EPISODE!~
User avatar #123 to #121 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
They will probably pull some fullmetal alchemist stuff.
#130 to #123 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
lol probably, but I'm keen to see how they will take a giant down &gt;.&lt; they barely made a scratch with there blades yet, they're all just gettin eaten and chomped on so far, the tension is killin me!~
lol probably, but I'm keen to see how they will take a giant down >.< they barely made a scratch with there blades yet, they're all just gettin eaten and chomped on so far, the tension is killin me!~
User avatar #138 to #130 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
I know right.
User avatar #125 to #123 - BigBallSack (05/09/2013) [-]
Well I'm just happy I haven't run into a spoiler from the manga yet.
User avatar #137 to #125 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Aren't we all.
User avatar #152 to #137 - BigBallSack (05/09/2013) [-]
sScroll up and read the one and only's comment above for a possible spoiler.
I'm too scared to read all of it.
User avatar #154 to #152 - the one and only (05/09/2013) [-]
BAHAHA dude that was a joke I was making a DBZ reference! BAHAHAHAHA~

I'm not big enough of a douchebag to ruin everything~

^_^
#191 to #154 - BigBallSack (05/09/2013) [-]
I'm deathly afraid of spoilers...

That's how Guilty Crown got ruined for me :C
User avatar #194 to #191 - the one and only (05/10/2013) [-]
understandable, don't worry bro, bros don't spoil **** for other bros, Realtalk~

realtalk~
#55 to #53 - anonymous (05/09/2013) [-]
I figured it was food, but this is still hot
User avatar #57 to #55 - tallzed ONLINE (05/09/2013) [-]
Lol. It is all about the context.
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