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    #45 - theduder
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    (05/08/2013)[-]
    What the cat was thinking.
    What the cat was thinking.
    #91 to #45 - anon id: 05a2931b
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    (05/08/2013)[-]
    ATATATATATATATA
    #82 to #45 - jakedertree
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    (05/08/2013)[-]
    My grandfather has a cat like that....   
   
soon I will...   
-twist off it's head   
-lay it back in a sleeping position   
-wait for grandpa to pick the cat up.   
   
"WHAT DID YOU DO!?!"
    My grandfather has a cat like that....

    soon I will...
    -twist off it's head
    -lay it back in a sleeping position
    -wait for grandpa to pick the cat up.

    "WHAT DID YOU DO!?!"
    #150 to #82 - jakedertree
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    (05/08/2013)[-]
    I apologize sirs. I did not mean it. My dad made that joke once, and I thought it was funny.
    I apologize sirs. I did not mean it. My dad made that joke once, and I thought it was funny.


    #130 to #82 - defeats
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    (05/08/2013)[-]
    Are you joking about killing a cat?
    User avatar#151 to #130 - jakedertree
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    Of course, I should've said I'd thought about it...but I'm not really gonna do it. Jeez
    #122 to #82 - creepyunclebob
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    (05/08/2013)[-]
    That is... really not funny.
    User avatar#152 to #122 - jakedertree
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    I had no idea it would be taken seriously. I'm sorry. Would never really do that.
    #153 to #152 - creepyunclebob
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    (05/09/2013)[-]
    okay, I guess you can have your thumb back.
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