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theduder
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What the cat was thinking.
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anon
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ATATATATATATATA
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jakedertree
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My grandfather has a cat like that....
soon I will...
-twist off it's head
-lay it back in a sleeping position
-wait for grandpa to pick the cat up.
"WHAT DID YOU DO!?!"
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jakedertree
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I apologize sirs. I did not mean it. My dad made that joke once, and I thought it was funny.
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defeats
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Are you joking about killing a cat?
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jakedertree
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(05/09/2013)
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Of course, I should've said I'd thought about it...but I'm not really gonna do it. Jeez
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creepyunclebob
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That is... really not funny.
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jakedertree
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I had no idea it would be taken seriously. I'm sorry. Would never really do that.
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creepyunclebob
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okay, I guess you can have your thumb back.
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