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    User avatar#8 - angelmitskano
    Reply-40
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    This was my face when I found out that they guy I asked to prom (and that I've liked for a while) is taking the 'school whore' instead.
    User avatar#101 to #8 - UberAndrew
    Reply+4
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Why don't I give you a little tip.
    Don't share your sad life stories on the Internet, especially the comments on Funnyjunk.

    Whether you're a boy or girl, it's a little annoying finding sob stories on what's suppose to be funny comments.

    No offense or anything, just feeling you in on why you got -26 thumbs down.
    User avatar#105 to #101 - angelmitskano
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Probably a good idea.
    Thanks for the tip.
    User avatar#138 to #105 - bogbean
    Reply+2
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    why are people thumbing you down for thanking a guy?
    some people are just that dumb in FJ, I suppose
    #140 to #138 - angelmitskano
    Reply+2
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    I really don't know. I thought that's what they wanted.
    I really don't know. I thought that's what they wanted.
    #60 to #8 - anon id: efdaaa89
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Only know, if you have swapped the genders you'd be swimming in thumbs.

    And us guys are also fcking attention whores.
    User avatar#64 to #60 - angelmitskano
    Reply-5
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Why can't girls be allowed to be sad about this stuff? :L
    #124 to #64 - swiftykidd**User deleted account**
    +1
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    User avatar#127 to #124 - angelmitskano
    Reply-1
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    You have a point.
    #73 to #64 - anon id: 82bffa2f
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Because girls can get guys easily (if they're pretty), so cant get one? Move on to the next.
    #83 to #73 - anon id: efdaaa89
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Yes guys don't ignore/friendzone girls.

    Really like guys don't give a **** about looks.
    You just are the mayority and moan a lot about how you can't have who you want.
    All about you.
    So all n'all there aint much difference.It's just the stereotypes of both genders.
    User avatar#77 to #73 - angelmitskano
    Reply-2
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    :L That's not a good practice.
    #70 to #64 - anon id: efdaaa89
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Because most guys are self-centered
    #72 to #70 - angelmitskano
    Reply+1
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    :L Well then
    :L Well then
    #55 to #8 - catzombie
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    User avatar#57 to #55 - angelmitskano
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Thanks. I try.
    #36 to #8 - anon id: 1581d930
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    to me it seems like you are reasonable but i dont know because i have not met her nor him and i was not in your school. but some people seem to think they know more about your life than you do.. i somehow feel sorry for you and would thumb just because of that but.. i am anon and will stay that way ^^
    #15 to #8 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    smart man. Least hes going to get too rocket some cock snot in he smiley biscuit.
    User avatar#17 to #15 - angelmitskano
    Reply-4
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    No... Not really.
    He's not known for sleeping with people he doesn't date. And at our prom the possibilty of getting any is 0%.
    User avatar#23 to #17 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    LOL! If you take a girl to prom your getting laid.
    User avatar#24 to #23 - angelmitskano
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Ok good luck with that then.
    User avatar#25 to #24 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-5
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    been to 3, with 3 separate girls. Got it in every time. Its no secret that every one gets some during prom
    User avatar#27 to #25 - angelmitskano
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Ok good for you.
    Private school is just a little more different than that.
    #28 to #27 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply+1
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    doesn't have to be
    User avatar#29 to #28 - angelmitskano
    Reply-5
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    But it is.
    And I think people would prefer not getting expelled.
    #30 to #29 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    Oh, hes getting it in honey.
    Its prom.
    #31 to #30 - angelmitskano
    Reply-5
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    #32 to #31 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-6
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    Prom+Slut=Sex
    #33 to #32 - angelmitskano
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    You keep telling yourself that.
    You keep telling yourself that.
    User avatar#35 to #33 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-5
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    You must be young because literally every one knows you get your first taste on prom night.
    User avatar#38 to #35 - angelmitskano
    Reply-2
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Heh no I've been to prom twice before and none of the guys I know have gotten laid. Maybe if the people were dating and have sex the next day, but I don't think that counts.
    #39 to #38 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-8
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    Wow, you took 2 separate guys to prom and didn't let them get it in? You must be an uptight cunt. Good luck trying to find some one who will put up with your ridiculous high standards.
    Falling in love, requires ******* too see if your compatible both physically and emotionally. Physical relation ships are much more fun.
    You are a naive young girl and need to chill the **** out.
    Stop posting your cry fest on my happy site.
    #40 to #39 - angelmitskano
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Oh my god I went to prom both times with the same guy and was the guy I was dating at the time.    
And we ****** but not during prom. Prom night was probably the only time we wouldn't ****. It's called having self control.   
And when did this turn into a conversation  about me having high standards and not wanting to ****?   
I was only upset I couldn't go to prom with the guy I like. If I had the opportunity to **** him I would.     
And I really don't think I should be listening to a guy who thinks girls who don't give are uptight cunts.
    Oh my god I went to prom both times with the same guy and was the guy I was dating at the time.
    And we ****** but not during prom. Prom night was probably the only time we wouldn't ****. It's called having self control.
    And when did this turn into a conversation about me having high standards and not wanting to ****?
    I was only upset I couldn't go to prom with the guy I like. If I had the opportunity to **** him I would.
    And I really don't think I should be listening to a guy who thinks girls who don't give are uptight cunts.
    #46 to #40 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-4
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    Welcome to the internet sweetheart
    #44 to #40 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-4
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    This image has expired
    Are your jimmies rustled?
    #48 to #44 - angelmitskano
    Reply-2
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Ok that's pretty sad that it took you that long to come up with that kind of response, but you still think you got this.
    Ok that's pretty sad that it took you that long to come up with that kind of response, but you still think you got this.
    User avatar#50 to #48 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Oh I was outside, helping myself to some strawberries fresh from the garden. Its a beautiful day.
    #49 to #48 - gotbannedicusvile
    Reply-3
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    didn't take long. Just knew that would get you all riled up.
    Best of luck with the guy you like, hope he comes around.
    Game well played madam.
    Farewell
    #51 to #49 - angelmitskano
    -2
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Your fw
    Your fw
    #43 to #40 - rakoom
    Reply+4
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    I love how you've gathered 2-5 kiddos who go "lel, prom-night is all you need to get laid, iz rul" when one can merely go ahead and just have fun without putting your autopilot to the bedroom. Sorry that there are as many jocks out there as there are, but here. Something cheerfull.
    I love how you've gathered 2-5 kiddos who go "lel, prom-night is all you need to get laid, iz rul" when one can merely go ahead and just have fun without putting your autopilot to the bedroom. Sorry that there are as many jocks out there as there are, but here. Something cheerfull.
    User avatar#45 to #43 - angelmitskano
    Reply-1
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    I really appreciate that. Thank you. :)
    #47 to #45 - rakoom
    Reply+2
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Anytime. Cheers.
    #14 to #8 - anon id: 5c88ef87
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Oh no, he likes someone who isn't me. And she likes sex?! Well ain't she just the whoriest whore of whoreland.
    User avatar#16 to #14 - angelmitskano
    Reply-4
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Actually no that''s not how it is. They way he acts with me, people think we're dating. I wish
    And for the girl, that is the title that she has brought on herself. She's a freshman girl who flirts with any guy, even guys who are way too old for her. She likes getting guys to like her but then ditching them for guys that other people want.
    #19 to #16 - anon id: 5c88ef87
    Reply0
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    Some people are flirty and tactile in nature.
    #10 to #8 - hydromatic
    Reply+33
    (05/07/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#11 to #10 - angelmitskano
    Reply-15
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    That's ok.
    Us girls just like talking about it.
    User avatar#13 to #11 - hydromatic
    Reply+10
    (05/07/2013)[-]
    k
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