Armed robbery. .. I think my favorite part of this is how nonchalant the "victim" is. He just turns, sees a shotgun barrel in his face, and looks at the mugger like &qu funny armed robbery fail GIF
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - shrapnelleader
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I think my favorite part of this is how nonchalant the "victim" is.

He just turns, sees a shotgun barrel in his face, and looks at the mugger like "you just screwed up big time."
#28 to #16 - fuckitdude
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You misspelled ******.
#42 to #28 - broorb
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no
#184 to #42 - anon id: f34fcc13
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
#187 to #184 - broorb
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can they indeed
#159 to #28 - anon id: 728385b1
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Even I disagree with what you said.
#203 to #16 - derpycheezenizle
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Oh, Johnny I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now.
#7 - dafuckisthisshit
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robbers face when
#166 to #7 - anon id: 258c434b
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His skin is not dark enough.
#183 to #166 - anon id: f34fcc13
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
User avatar #19 - winsauceiswin
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plot twist:
>mugger sues him for theft of his gun
>wins
User avatar #27 to #19 - majortomcomics
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I hate frivolous lawsuits.
#127 to #27 - anon id: a5dd24f9
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Ain't no such thing hun, most ridiculous lawsuits like the one this guy supposes are thrown out by a judge. either that or the guy pursuing the case is a lawyer himself, freeing him from expensive legal fees.
#162 to #127 - anon id: 3b5376d0
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Actually no, they don't get auto-thrown.
#100 to #19 - anon id: ad0770ad
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Brief story:

In California when I was younger, my family was being stalked by my mother's ex boyfriend. He would leave threatening notes around our house in the middle of the night, siphon gas out of our cars and dump em on the ground, etc.
Anyways, one night my grandfather saw him and chased him off our property. The stalker-guy got into his truck and charged my grandfather with it. My grandpa moved to jump out of the way, getting his leg run over in the process, but his cane hit the truck's window and broke it.
The police came by and arrested my grandfather - assault with a deadly weapon. Was also forced to pay $200 for window repair.
#112 to #100 - winsauceiswin
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#55 to #19 - therobsorensen
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In California anything is possible!
#103 to #19 - zorororonoa
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This better not be ******* true. It isn't true right?
#156 to #19 - olesc
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User avatar #151 to #19 - kindakewl
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Similar thing happened to me. A guy (I did know him) busted into my room so I punched him and broke his nose. He then charged me with assault... I got kicked out of my apartment because you are not allowed to be charged with a violent crime (University housing). After going to court for the first pre-trial I was offered stay of injudication, meaning after a year of probation the assault charge would be dropped, anger management classes a $500 fine and having to pay restitution for the guys broken nose. I called ********, told them no way I am going to trial with this, and then they said no, we will just set up another pre-trial and have investigators talk to the other people in the apartment. At the second pre-trial they said they didn't have enough evidence to charge me with assault and offered a stay of injudication for disorderly conduct, and no other stipulations. I took it to get it over with and in a bit less then a year nothing will be on my record. Just another crazy story about the American legal system.
User avatar #258 to #19 - drewbridge
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They say that if you are the victim of a home invasion, and you shoot the person who broke into your house, just kill them/don't help them when you do.. If you shoot them and they live, they could sue the **** out of you and send you to prison.
User avatar #260 to #258 - winsauceiswin
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yes that's true. always remember: funeral expenses cost less than hospital bills so make sure it's a head shot.

also don't shoot them more than once, don't shoot them in the back, never move the body after shooting (if they die), don't touch/help them, call police immediately.
User avatar #57 to #19 - nervaaurelius
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It's in Louisiana. The south is more pro-self defense.
#98 to #19 - undeadwill
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I mean. I have to ask. I know some parts of the world this is a real thing. But... Just **** man who thinks like this. Who thinks this **** is logical reasonable ****?? I mean really?

Robber who sue the victim for damages when they get hurt while robbing someone.
Its like a rapist suing a girl he raped that gave him HIV

I mean really what state, country or person really validates this **** as reasonable?

I'm gonna get red thumb but I don't care I need to know WHY!?
User avatar #129 to #98 - ddemiddon
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American legal system for ya. My dad got charged for assault trying to keep our neighbors dog from attacking my baby sister. It had already bit her, and we were no where near our neighbors house. My dad paid a fine for at least $5000 dollars, or a ******* of money if you're not American. It's ********, but it works that way.
User avatar #132 to #129 - undeadwill
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Why.
Just why.
Why would someone think this is acceptable?
User avatar #133 to #132 - ddemiddon
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You got a strong enough pity case you can get away with anything. Let's say you attempt murder, but the person whom you're killing physically damages you trying to get away, you can legally sue for damages, and 60% you'd win.
#135 to #133 - undeadwill
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I'm trying to stay calm
I really am
I'm just.
No
**** THIS ****
UNACCEPTABLE
You don't ******* say "Well you hurt him as he was trying to kill you" When the alternative is to have someone kill the other. I'm sorry you got hurt maybe next time DON'T ******* ROB ME
Seriously what the Jesus tittties cum dump folder Christ
I mean really some ****** are sad that the scum of the earth got hurt trying to kill someone, something you get the death penality for?? What the ******* ******* ****
I mean ******* hell! Why the **** does no one have any common sense?
Who do you have to **** to piss off enough that this illogical **** stands up in court.
My jimmies are rustled.
My jimmies are so rustled that they had nuclear thermal war with each other and nuked Africa in the process.
User avatar #136 to #135 - ddemiddon
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My guess is money, I mean I'm sure the judges are smart to realize, but greedy enough to ignore it
User avatar #137 to #136 - undeadwill
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...





Some jimmies are never meant to be this rustled.
User avatar #140 to #137 - ddemiddon
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That's America for ya
User avatar #141 to #140 - undeadwill
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Doesn't great Britain have to deal with the same ****?
#160 to #141 - anon id: 3b5376d0
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Nah. Mass suing is only a problem in Canada and the US.
User avatar #142 to #141 - ddemiddon
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I wouldn't know, I know Britain doesn't have the same amount of idiots in their country
User avatar #261 to #142 - mrdrpage
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Refer to car theft post from a few hours ago.
User avatar #200 to #142 - undeadwill
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I heard of a case where a guy's house was broken into by robbers. He shot one and the other was arrested and given a slap on the wrist. That man went to jail for life and the robber that survived is using tax dollars to sue the guy who shot his friend.

I really am trying not to lose my ******* **** but I can't hold it all. I mean ******* **** if it was a politician's house that those ******* broke into the would be excited as anarchists or terrorists some ****. ******* ****** balls this **** is unacceptable.
User avatar #41 to #19 - daboomee
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The sad part is I can actually see that happening.
#4 - charnaldo
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He just takes the shotgun and uses it as a frickin baseball bat.

That guy is too rad
#5 - kingsombra
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Relevant
Relevant
#32 to #5 - anon id: 819fd425
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oh god that was brilliant
#104 to #5 - zorororonoa
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#1 - crazyolitis
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But what a ******* moron. You've got a weapon that is capable of killing something several meters away, and he practically stuffs it in his face? If you're going to rob someone, do it right.
But what a ******* moron. You've got a weapon that is capable of killing something several meters away, and he practically stuffs it in his face? If you're going to rob someone, do it right.
#31 to #1 - anon id: 1118b837
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Yeah, sure

*Several meters away*

*Shouts* "Hey you! YEAH YOU! THROW YOUR MONEY OVER HERE! NOW!"
User avatar #38 to #31 - crazyolitis
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Nah, more like "You! Lay your wallet on the ground, and walk away!"

At least, that's what I would do.
User avatar #9 to #1 - beasert
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Your gif is amazing.
#21 to #9 - Rammencup
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User avatar #52 to #1 - paranoidwzy
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he should have robbed the robber
User avatar #59 to #52 - Timmietim
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He robbed him of his gun didn't he?
User avatar #53 to #52 - crazyolitis
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Maybe he did.
#24 - xXScrappyJrXx
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I like this one more
I like this one more
#126 to #24 - anon id: f2d2ce15
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>Be white
> Bout to be robbed by ******
>******.jpg
>Piss self searchin for my wallet
>Palms sweaty, knees weak,arms spaghetti
>There's a vomit of spaghetti already
>Mom's spaghetti
#138 to #24 - anon id: 2b4edf6b
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The spaghetti is ******* priceless.
User avatar #61 to #24 - drmedic
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Is that piss or blood, i'm confused
User avatar #94 to #24 - limb
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Steps to keep your wallet when being mugged:
step 1: piss yourself
step 2: rub piss on wallet
step 3: drop wallet in piss puddle
#39 - nooneofinterest
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#8 - echobase
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HFW
HFW
#12 - trollgiggity
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Why would you hold the gun so damn close?
Why would you hold the gun so damn close?
#34 to #12 - anon id: dc65f860
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jesus god I want that hair
User avatar #13 to #12 - jedawg
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Intimidation tactic, a very faulty one but effective against idiots and pussies.