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#14 - garin
Reply +72
(04/30/2013) [-]
Always irritated me about COD, I am an elite soldier who can kill hundreds and pop bullets out of my skin like the ******* Terminator but I have the stamina of a 14 year old overweight asthmatic. And I know how **** they run, I am now a 21 year old overweight asthmatic and can barely make it to the end of ******* garden

(I don't even have a garden)
#158 to #14 - bleachfool
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(04/30/2013) [-]
The soldier is actually always running, when you want to go faster you're sprinting
#152 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Just put marathon on
#115 to #14 - asthmatic
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(04/30/2013) [-]
I'm not 14...
#114 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Marathon pro lard-ass
#84 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Blame level scale.
#36 to #14 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Ou do realize the average soldier has to cary 200lbs. of equipment & even heavily teained combat soldiers do not sprint, they do what's sometimes refferred to as the "battle march"

Which is basically them joging, which is about all you can do when you are carrying 200lbs of equipment, not to mention the weight of their own body, so technically they are carying sometimes 400lbs of **** around the battlefield.

Strap 200lbs of crap on your back, and run around a couple acres of land & see how far you make it.
#38 to #36 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
200 id sn exaggeration
#24 to #14 - theincorrigibleone
Reply +9
(04/30/2013) [-]
Actually, they are running at a decent pace the majority of the time. Sprinting, however, is a different story. Imagine running around all the time with a whole mess of gear on your back then being told to sprint EVERYWHERE. I think you'd run out of breath a little faster than they do.
#16 to #14 - dapape
Reply +152
(04/30/2013) [-]
Except they're carrying over 100 lbs of gear **** face.
#169 to #16 - chubmaster
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Because a hundred pounds of gear isn't equal to being over weight
#131 to #16 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Except they're not. Infantry troops only carry their full kit with them when they're on the march. They don't run into combat zones with their sleeping bags, mats, food, spare clothing, et cetera. In games like COD and BF you'll notice that not one person is carrying anything more with them than their web gear and weapons.
#130 to #16 - lifetime
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Except they're still trained to be able to sprint in said gear for longer distances, and adrenaline would keep them going for a while dumb ass.
#112 to #16 - leetroll
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(04/30/2013) [-]
except even with that gear in real life the "elite forces" still can run on end with the equipment. they are the elite for a reason
#98 to #16 - fauxshores
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Im running with 100 lbs of fat, and that doesn't stop me.
#94 to #16 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Sounds like fatass here may be carrying 300lbs of "gear"
#79 to #16 - admiralaverage
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(04/30/2013) [-]
they don't carry around a pack of gear in cod though..
#22 to #16 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Except that they are trained soldiers who have enough endurance training to run for MILES in all that gear, especially when there are bullets whizzing by their faces and adrenalin is pumping.
Yes, a real life soldier would have trouble sprinting for awhile wearing that, soldiers are still human, but these COD soldiers are supposed to be the highest trained soldiers in the entire world or at least in their respective countries.
#26 to #22 - anon
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(04/30/2013) [-]
You know they are actually always running in many games...you use sprint.
SPRINT!IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU GO YOUR FULL SPEED!!
Bet none of you ******* would even manage to increase your speed when you have already ran for miles.

Just to make it clear.
#18 to #16 - PartyPanda
Reply +17
(04/30/2013) [-]
Psst, soldiers train with gear.
#29 to #18 - Jameshaich
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Pssst. they always run in the game. They don't train to sprint for long distances, just run.
#19 to #18 - dapape
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Doesn't make them superhuman.
#20 to #19 - PartyPanda
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, but they can dash for longer than 5 seconds.
#21 to #20 - dapape
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(04/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, its called lightweight perk.
#28 to #21 - rovor
Reply +4
(04/30/2013) [-]
marathon
#15 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(04/30/2013) [-]
Except they're always running and sprint just makes them run faster.