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User avatar #166 - christianwarrior (04/29/2013) [-]
Why atheists are wrong and u should be christian

1. Atheists think the universe just came from nothing, every1 knows something cannot come from nothing.

2. Atheists have faith in evolution even tho its been disproven becuz we've never seen a chimpanzee birthing a human or a fish turning into a frog

3. The existence of life shows that it had to be a designed, when we look at a painting we don't just say that the painting magically "evolved" complex paintings and colors, its been designed. if u have faith in evolution you think the eye just magically popped into existence, that's as likely as a tornado going through a junkyard and making a fully working boeing 747.

4. atheists have faith in carbon dating 2 date the age of the universe even tho carbon dating is useless, there is proof that the earth is 6000 year old if u look in the bible

5. Atheism has caused immoral murder. Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot all killed in the name of atheism while the most intelligent people like Newton and Einstein where christians.

Please share the truth to any atheist you know cuz they have been lied to by people that know god exist but pretend he doesnt so they think they can sin without consequences.
#211 to #166 - nephritho (04/29/2013) [-]
And not a single Jimmy was rustled by a copypasta troll.
User avatar #210 to #166 - milkshakerz (04/29/2013) [-]
Number 2 was one of the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
User avatar #202 to #166 - shadowavion (04/29/2013) [-]
I do believe Hitler was a christian and said god told him jews are the spawn of satan or something among those lines.
User avatar #201 to #166 - raffagaffa (04/29/2013) [-]
1. If that is true, where did 'God' come from?
2. You have faith in creation, although it's been disproven becuz we've never seen another world be made in 7 days.
3. find it funny use say the painting 'magically' evoloved, as if the existence of life was less maigcally made?
4. carbon dating is useless there is a proof in a fictional book? i could write a book, call bible v 2 and say the earth is over 9000 years old just as easily
5. Einstein basically made the A-Bomb
#188 to #166 - ohgodmysides (04/29/2013) [-]
*sigh* I prefer answering religitrolls with facts.

1) Atheists don't think that, Creationists do (god "spoke" everything out of nothing)
2) A chimpanzee giving birth to a human/fish would disprove evolution.
3) You only know a painting had a painter out of experience. Every painting you ever found had a painter. Every cow you ever found did grow out of multiplying cells in another cow. Also we never found any sign of anything created out of nothing. Why pretend to?
4) Carbon and other radiometric dating techniques work. Get on with it or provide a single source of a disproof.
5) Those people, just like you, probably didn't believe in aliens, unicorns, faries or spiderman and you don't feel related to them. Why is the disbelief in deity different?

Also every point you made would also go for Islam, Judism or Jehova's Witnesses. So why should I be a Christian (which I btw am).
#193 to #188 - iliealot (04/29/2013) [-]
Damn, you must be one stupid **** to not see that that's a troll. A really ****** obvious one too LOL, props to him. You on the other hand are oblivious and take everything way too seriously, lighten the **** up.
#199 to #193 - Jenkinhimer (04/29/2013) [-]
"I prefer answering religitrolls with facts."

"You must be one stupid **** to not see that's a troll."

***** , you've gone full retard.
#194 to #193 - ohgodmysides (04/29/2013) [-]
I can deal with trolls however the 						****					 I want.
I can deal with trolls however the **** I want.
#196 to #194 - iliealot (04/29/2013) [-]
Well, sir, to me it looks look your "dealing" with trolls results in you posting a neat list of facts that only someone conceited enough to take that "religitroll" seriously would post.
User avatar #200 to #196 - ohgodmysides (04/29/2013) [-]
When someone spreads lies, I just spread facts. It pleases me and instantly prevents some people from thinking "oh hey, wait, it kinda makes sense".
I have no idea why that's a problem for you.
User avatar #184 to #166 - cloudstrifeownsall (04/29/2013) [-]
It's not my place to judge but i don't think you are getting in to heaven acting like that. You are spreading hate.... Christians try to love regardless of others beliefs. If i saw an atheist on the street in trouble I would help them out because it doesn't matter if we believe differently, they are people too and deserve kindness.
#181 to #166 - anonymous (04/29/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#180 to #166 - roadkilledskunk (04/29/2013) [-]
mfw "something cannot come from nothing"

explain where god came from, you funny **** .
#178 to #166 - christanych (04/29/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #424536 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** oh sorry i don't recall you mentioning the crusades.... or how "God" whiped out all of the Earth's population and leaving a jewish family... along with every animal paired. There's countless more but those two take the cake more than Hitler and what ever else you said.
User avatar #176 to #166 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (04/29/2013) [-]
asians read minds v 3.08
#173 to #166 - bocatadesesos ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
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User avatar #172 to #166 - ColorfulPenguin (04/29/2013) [-]
This is a troll, or someone who tries to blackpaint christians. Please don't mind this person, because I'm pretty sure we all know less than 0.01% of christians are possibly something like this.
#171 to #166 - wartroll (04/29/2013) [-]
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#170 to #166 - shadowavion (04/29/2013) [-]
You're just proving that your IQ is lower than your obvious twelve year old age, also no one wants to see this crap on here go somewhere else please.
#169 to #166 - namnori (04/29/2013) [-]
Point 2 is the stupidest thing I've ever read.
Point 2 is the stupidest thing I've ever read.
User avatar #168 to #166 - thegamegestapo (04/29/2013) [-]
Amen, let us now pray and read our favourite verses from the Bible.

Ezekiel 23:20
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses
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