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#62 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
>Be me
>13yrs old
>Dad takes me on a guided fishing trip
> *********
>get out on the bay
>start catching some big ass redfish
>Dad usually casts for me since I am still learning
>I ask him if I could cast just one
>says ok
>go to cast the line
>line goes really high up
>seagull sees the bait wiggling in the air (we were using little fish whose names escapes me at the moment)
>Wiggling is too great for the gull to resist
>Seagull dive bombs it
>misses but gets hooked in the wing
>start reeling it in to claim my prize
>The guide grabs the gull and stuffs the gull's head under its wing and it instantly goes to sleep
>mfw I caught a seagull
#165 to #62 - spearmint (04/28/2013) [-]
9/10 would read again
#134 to #62 - intestines (04/28/2013) [-]
Sorry to break it to you but he isn't asleep.


he's dead
User avatar #140 to #134 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
No I saw the guide pick up and through the seagull out into the air. It woke up and flew away. Their are species of birds who fall asleep if you tuck their heads under their wings.
User avatar #130 to #62 - beardgasm (04/28/2013) [-]
One time when I was in my teens I cast my line out and hit a duck. It got hooked and I had to reel it in so I could unhook it. My mom got mad thinking I did it on purpose, but I said how could I possibly hit it from as far away as it was on purpose? I lied though. I was totally aiming for the duck, lol.
User avatar #139 to #130 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
Lol, nice! When I was younger, like a couple years before this story I would throw bread crumbs out on the seafood restaurants patio (I lived near the coast of Texas then Kemah area) just to antagonize the people eating out there. I ended up becoming the lord of the Seagulls and attracted so many that the restaurant waiters and what not had to go out there and shoo the birds away with a broom. One of the Seagulls thought he would be all badass and try to attack the broom. Turns out broom wins and kills the seagull. So the Waiters don't know what to do with it and so the ceremoniously throw him in the nearest trash can. Minutes later I hear large amounts of laughter, I turn and see that the trash can they had put the seagull in was jumping around because the seagull woke up from being knocked out.
#92 to #62 - Pompano (04/28/2013) [-]



Why would you need a guide for inshore redfish fishing? You can catch them of most piers with spinner baits and jigs.
#100 to #92 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
Because it wasn't inshore fishing dude, it was offshore fishing. Trust me, my dad and I know a little about fishing.
User avatar #74 to #62 - moewolf ONLINE (04/28/2013) [-]
His face gets smaller every time i see that picture
User avatar #79 to #74 - fuckinniggers (04/28/2013) [-]
I know, it's great isn't it?
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