Best app ever!. .. Yeah because having a vibrating cloth around my penis will really get me off. Best app ever! Yeah because having a vibrating cloth around my penis will really get me off
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#19 - davvda
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Yeah because having a vibrating cloth around my penis will really get me off.
User avatar #55 to #19 - shazmo
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That and those underwear would be very uncomfortable with a hard on
#126 to #19 - anon id: df147a49
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Have you ever put a back massager there? It is simply magical
User avatar #173 to #19 - Zarke
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Doesn't have to. Just has to get you champing at the bit...
User avatar #81 to #19 - kevintothemax
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yah it wouldn't not since the accident........
User avatar #22 to #19 - bitchplzzz
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It might, dont bash it before you try it
User avatar #116 to #22 - picamix
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to late iv already bashed it, a lot, like once a day
User avatar #24 to #19 - ningyoaijin
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I'd jizz in seconds...

I don't have sex very often.
User avatar #28 to #24 - gustaviaable
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I don't count as sex if you do it with your hand
User avatar #29 to #28 - gustaviaable
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*It
User avatar #37 to #29 - techjoker
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Well, you don't use hands either.
User avatar #115 to #24 - picamix
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i dont have sex ...
User avatar #172 to #115 - toncheky
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Yet, bro, yet.
User avatar #170 to #115 - rugmaster
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I don't have often ...
#26 - crownsedge
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Comment Picture
User avatar #154 to #26 - paintplayer
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It warms my heart that he didn't have to caption the gif but everyone still knew what he was saying and gave him thumbs. Faith in FJ increased.
#1 - akatsukipain
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(04/27/2013) [-]
is this for real?!?!?!?!?
User avatar #10 to #1 - VincentKing
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Fun fact, you will have to link up the 'fundies' to your app for it, so if lucky enough, you could connect to a random and mess around with them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - thqp
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yes it is sadly. now everyone will be more alone than ever having sex with random people around the world, but still being home alone.. it's sad really.
User avatar #12 to #2 - thedarkdefender
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Know it's name? 'm in a long distance relationship
User avatar #21 to #12 - kingarther
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Durex Fundies
Only a prototype at the moment
User avatar #34 to #21 - mynameszack
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Durex- 1
Trojan- 0
User avatar #32 to #21 - thedarkdefender
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Thank you very much
User avatar #47 to #32 - srapture
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Are you Dan Bull? :O
#50 to #47 - thedarkdefender
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...no
...no
User avatar #52 to #50 - srapture
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But your display picture is his emblem.
User avatar #53 to #52 - thedarkdefender
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His album cover. Doesn't mean i'm him, *****
#33 to #21 - mynameszack
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#3 to #2 - akatsukipain
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i guess it was created for long distance relationships......that way there can be trust between the 2......
User avatar #4 to #3 - silverzepher
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or you know for use in a class room, or just not wanting to look like a perv and touching yourself in public.
#9 to #4 - bigscarygary
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Gentlemen, with technology, we can now scratch our balls in places we never thought possible..
Gentlemen, with technology, we can now scratch our balls in places we never thought possible..
User avatar #5 to #3 - thqp
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But how many do you think, WILL actually use it for long distance relationships eh?.. than number is likely to be smaller than the number of people doing it with random people.
User avatar #105 - awesomeruben
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yah and then when you cum on the electrical underwear your dick is going explode
#120 to #105 - europe
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#84 - wardylocks
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Its not supposed to get you off, it just produces the feeling of your partner touching you there. Its for long distance couples who can't be together, so not only are you having cam sex you can 'feel' your partner there with you.
#99 to #84 - theblondefetus
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User avatar #100 to #99 - wardylocks
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These combined would make the best cyber-sex ever.
#101 to #100 - theblondefetus
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****

I tried to delete it before anyone saw it since it was posted right below. Whatever, posting again

Could you imagine the implications for cam sites?
User avatar #131 to #101 - phunkyzilla
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So what you're saying is that I can **** my own asshole with this thing?
#132 to #131 - theblondefetus
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And be able to accurately feel the tightness around your own dick
#135 to #101 - sgtopenleg
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so with this tool i could efficiently **** my self o_O
User avatar #136 to #135 - theblondefetus
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See below
User avatar #111 to #101 - flingwing
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drewsky
User avatar #113 to #111 - drewsky
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Yeah, I already knew about this. I was gonna tell you about it but I forgot lol. :P
User avatar #114 to #113 - flingwing
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c:
#58 - iamphoenix
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That wouldn't work so well for the guy. You don't really fap by touching your shaft with a massage wand, do you?
User avatar #59 to #58 - ehzio
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Not with that attitude you don't
#60 to #59 - iamphoenix
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Not since the accident.
Not since the accident.
#94 - DiAnonLord
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this si the best invention EVER

1) get girlfriend
2) gift it without telling her what it does
3) tell her that she absolutely has to wear them during her upcoming finals because of a reason you make up
4) have her orgasm in the middle of the exam
5) she breaks up with you
6) worth it
7) ???
8)proffit
#97 to #94 - anon id: b5ed077e
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based on the definition of profit "the monetary surplus left to a producer or employer after deducting wages, rent, cost of raw materials, etc" i am going to say nope step 8 is wrong.
User avatar #102 to #97 - agnaraed
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dude he got rid of a girlfriend that's like gaining an extra $50 bucks a week in your pocket
User avatar #109 to #102 - psykobear
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You should really teach Economy 101
User avatar #108 to #97 - psykobear
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South Park
User avatar #122 to #94 - shiningfinger
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I'll do it. How much does it cost and where do I get it?
User avatar #124 to #122 - DiAnonLord
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i have no ******* idea
#110 to #94 - funnyrage
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the problem here is that 90% of funnyjunk cant pass the first task....
but mfw
User avatar #119 to #110 - icecreamonnips
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the truth, it hurts
#118 - zzRedzz
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Imagine playing that like it was Guitar Hero.
Imagine playing that like it was Guitar Hero.
#155 to #118 - Bloodgartham
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User avatar #125 to #118 - vladhellsing
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I imagine punching my iPhone really hard and seeing the other person fly across the room.
User avatar #157 to #125 - matokuroi
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Fun times.
#93 - moustachefingers
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Does this app come with a gf?
User avatar #147 to #93 - brenton
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Not since the accident.
#148 to #93 - anon id: 9966c832
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I'm sorry you all are feeling sad and stuff, but holy ******* asshole am I tired of betas!
Just get off FJ and you'll see it's not that hard if you aren't a terrible cunt.
No matter what the **** you heard here: if you are interested in an adult, mature woman, she won't be interested in douchebags, so don't be one.
Now enjoy life, and let me have my lulz.
User avatar #171 to #148 - moustachefingers
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(04/28/2013) [-]
Wow North Korea must really suck.