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    User avatar#2 - dabronydude
    Reply+166
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    god look at her sly little smile when she turns.
    User avatar#8 to #2 - ljxjlos
    Reply+34
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    She´s actually a type of woman (look-wise) I don´t find attractive at all, but goddamnit, that smile is ******* sweet
    #13 to #8 - namnori
    Reply+18
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Really? I would destroy that.
    User avatar#14 to #13 - ljxjlos
    Reply+9
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Yeah, I just don´t like blondes too much. And her face looks kinda fake, too much makeover, the dress and the ear-rings look like ****...well, just not my kind of girl, I guess. I like the shy type, darker hair, etc...
    #30 to #14 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+8
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    like this?
    like this?
    #90 to #30 - chummyxray
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Hanako! <3
    Hanako! <3
    #94 to #90 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    h-hello....
    h-hello....
    #95 to #94 - chummyxray
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    &lt;3   
   
I'm not even going to attempt to role-play. I'm horrible at it.
    <3

    I'm not even going to attempt to role-play. I'm horrible at it.
    #96 to #95 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    so how are you?
    so how are you?
    #97 to #96 - chummyxray
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    I'm amazing. How about you?   
   
Just a little side note, have you ever visited the KS channel here on FJ?
    I'm amazing. How about you?

    Just a little side note, have you ever visited the KS channel here on FJ?
    #99 to #97 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    nah i havn't and im doing great
    nah i havn't and im doing great
    #100 to #99 - chummyxray
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    That is great to hear.   
   
Also, why not? It's a great place full of good people. I'm talking to a couple of them on skype right now.
    That is great to hear.

    Also, why not? It's a great place full of good people. I'm talking to a couple of them on skype right now.
    #102 to #100 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    never heard of it xD
    never heard of it xD
    User avatar#108 to #102 - chummyxray
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Well then we are going to have to fix that. We have a chess league, checker league, soon to be full on gaming community with bf3, minecraft, league of legends, and many more games. Lots of us get together in skype and socialize outside of the channel. If you ever want to come and check us out here is the link,

    www.funnyjunk.com/channel/katawashoujo
    User avatar#109 to #108 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    fj isnt letting me do anything just add me on skype KSIxSubSonic
    User avatar#110 to #109 - chummyxray
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    I just sent you a request
    #67 to #30 - urtukdamoocow
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
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    #69 to #67 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#31 to #30 - ljxjlos
    Reply+2
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I have no idea, haven´t played the game, don´t know nothing ´bout her "personality":D But if you say it fits the description, I guess, yes.
    User avatar#59 to #31 - pocketstooheavy
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Yes...

    her "personality"...
    User avatar#114 to #59 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Yeah, her personality. Seeing that the game is called a romance I guess that´d be more important than the looks. That and after years of ****** relationships with girls who i mostly chose for good looks I start to care for the personality more than for the looks.
    User avatar#32 to #31 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+5
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    go play the game now
    User avatar#33 to #32 - ljxjlos
    Reply+2
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Definitely not! I´m way to much of an emotional person and I´ve had enough love-problems irl, as if I could give myself more of these problems only because I´m playing a computer-game.D wouldn´t do me any good.D
    #34 to #33 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+6
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    hanako isnt happy with this decision
    hanako isnt happy with this decision
    #35 to #34 - ljxjlos
    Reply+2
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Better her than me!
    Better her than me!
    #36 to #35 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+4
    (04/24/2013)[-]
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    #37 to #36 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Try!   
   
...no, but seriously, as much as I know of the game, It´d probably drive me into suicide-attempts. and those go horribly wrong
    Try!

    ...no, but seriously, as much as I know of the game, It´d probably drive me into suicide-attempts. and those go horribly wrong
    #66 to #37 - urtukdamoocow
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#113 to #66 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    What?
    #38 to #37 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply+1
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    ok now i dont even like you now i just want to kill you with this
    ok now i dont even like you now i just want to kill you with this
    User avatar#39 to #38 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    That makes me sad. But a car with those clichée blue dragons will never be able to touch or harm me.
    User avatar#40 to #39 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    you are a terrible person and you need to die in a sewer somewhere in london
    User avatar#41 to #40 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Why am I a terrible person?

    London is pretty sweet, though, I might consider your option
    User avatar#42 to #41 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    londons sewers have those infectious rats
    User avatar#43 to #42 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    I don´t like rats. But I wanna know why I´m a terrible person!
    User avatar#44 to #43 - sonicsyndicate
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    i just dont like people like you so go away
    User avatar#45 to #44 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    pfft.
    #65 to #45 - lissblizz
    +4
    (04/25/2013)[-]
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    #46 to #45 - sonicsyndicate
    0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    how i feel right now
    how i feel right now
    #16 to #14 - namnori
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    I guess you could say I'm attracted to girls who look and act like they would ride me all night long.
    #15 to #14 - namnori
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Ahh, it's just that, from my experiences, the shy girls aren't very sexual.
    User avatar#18 to #15 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Well, your experiences are very, very different from mine, then. As far as I´ve experienced, shy ones can be freaks in bed. But it´s not even that, latey, it isn´t even the sex I´m pumped for, it´s become more like an extra to the relationship than the main reason. And I kinda prefer cute to sexy, shy to "erotic", etc...dunno, why, maybe I´ve had to many of the other type before...
    #48 to #18 - anon id: 34c02106
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    asian chicks
    User avatar#49 to #48 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    That too, yes, goddamnit, I have a raging fetish for asian chicks. Sadly we don´t have many asians where I ive.
    #51 to #49 - anon id: 34c02106
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    i cant remember my passward damn it!!. same here!!! MY GOD I JUST LOOSE IT!! that sucks we got a bunch of them here in southern california
    User avatar#52 to #51 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Are you by any chance aijdh...and some other letters or something?

    Yeah, it definitely sucks. And the few ones we got mostly came over here for Universtiy with friends. I don´t know even one single asian girl here. Had an asian girlfriend once, but it sadly didn´t work out...-.-
    #68 to #52 - urtukdamoocow
    Reply+1
    (04/25/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#112 to #68 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    What?
    #54 to #52 - anon id: 34c02106
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    no im not. ugh that sucks same here usually their taken. but i wanna enjoy my single life for a bit more after the disaster relationship ive had. you know i never dated one even though all my life ive been very attracted to them, i came once but she moved some where else. aww that sucks no worrys the hunting continues haha.
    User avatar#55 to #54 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Hey, same here. Last relationship was horrible, so I guess, I´m gonna enjoy chilling as a single for some time, before I even bother trying to get a girfriend. But if some nice asian girl is around, I don´t know, I might change my opinion:D
    #56 to #55 - tedsayshi
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    finally loged on haha. right right, same here but for sure i wanna date asian chicks...hate to sound like that but you know ever one is diffrent.
    User avatar#57 to #56 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Yeah, it sounds kinda douchbag-ish, but well, it´s the truth. I mean, I wouldn´t date someone with a ****** personallity, even if she was asian, but it definiely is a plus
    #58 to #57 - tedsayshi
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    thats true and i have met asian chicks with bad personality and i wasnt digging it at all. i just want a chick with good morals and arnt such bad people who dont dress like women of the night, you know
    User avatar#115 to #58 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Yeah, I hate that slutty style, it´s a complete turn-off, even if it shows everything. Or the more so, if.
    #116 to #115 - tedsayshi
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    right and they are sooo full of themselves they have this vibe like "i know youre looking at me but im not looking at you" eww
    User avatar#117 to #116 - ljxjlos
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    Haven´t experienced that, yet:D but i seriously hate it. just looks ******
    #118 to #117 - tedsayshi
    Reply0
    (04/25/2013)[-]
    well thats good haha. it always happens around here and im just looking the other way like "that building looks more interesting than you so im not looking" haha yeah it does look ****** i never understood those chicks
    #5 to #2 - dovakiinsteve
    Reply+8
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    Doesn't it just make you tingle?
    User avatar#6 to #5 - yokii
    Reply+11
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    It makes my penis tingle
    User avatar#28 to #6 - taye
    Reply+2
    (04/24/2013)[-]
    it makes my anus tingle
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