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#28
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infinitereaper (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No I'm not.
I don't have my license,
I don't have a car
I can't even afford car insurance
I don't have my license,
I don't have a car
I can't even afford car insurance
#19
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makedonski (04/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't understand why lines of automobiles can't simultaneously move forward.
#1
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anonymous (04/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No, I'm the guy lift clubbing 5 people in my car because 4 redundant cars on the road
makes no sense, so when someone like you calls me traffic I feel like knocking
you down onto the ground and the slowly reversing my car over your legs
makes no sense, so when someone like you calls me traffic I feel like knocking
you down onto the ground and the slowly reversing my car over your legs
#70
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Dun (04/24/2013) [-] "Honey, I'll be home a little later, I am traffic"
"What?"
"I am traffic"
"What?"
"I am traff..."
"What?"
"I am traffic"
"What?"
"I am traff..."
#27
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thedrewtard (04/24/2013) [-] John Stalvern waited. The streetlights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cars on the highway. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other drivers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a driver for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the cars and he said to dad “I want to be in a car daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE STUCK IN TRAFFIC”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the turnpike of the NJ he knew there were cars.
“This is drivers” the radio crackered. “You must go past the traffic!”
So John gotted his power steering and drove past the cars.
“HE GOING TO PASS US” said the traffic
“I will cut him off” said the 18 wheeler and he took up all the lanes. John honked at him and tried to made him move. But then the engine and they were trapped and not able to drive.
“No! I must pass the traffic” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the traffic”
And then John was a bicycle.
John was a driver for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the cars and he said to dad “I want to be in a car daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE STUCK IN TRAFFIC”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the turnpike of the NJ he knew there were cars.
“This is drivers” the radio crackered. “You must go past the traffic!”
So John gotted his power steering and drove past the cars.
“HE GOING TO PASS US” said the traffic
“I will cut him off” said the 18 wheeler and he took up all the lanes. John honked at him and tried to made him move. But then the engine and they were trapped and not able to drive.
“No! I must pass the traffic” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the traffic”
And then John was a bicycle.
#50
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suddenlypotatoes (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Sonder
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
#24
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galaxyguy (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not if you are lodged between two cars, then you are, in fact, stuck in traffic.
#9
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tulioandmiguel (04/24/2013) [-] "Sorry I'll be late..."
"What happened?"
"I became traffic again."
"What happened?"
"I became traffic again."
#66
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popkornking (04/24/2013) [-] >Woman get call from police one night
>Maam your son has been killed in a hit and run, the driver was a traffic
>Maam your son has been killed in a hit and run, the driver was a traffic
