Kind of a strange thought

#15 - jninja

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(04/24/2013) [-]

Not since the accident.

#73 to #15 - pwoneill

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you sir are quite clever

#78 to #15 - boylan

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#34 - slat

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"Sorry i was late honey, I was traffic."

#55 to #34 - MAHEREX

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(04/24/2013) [-]

show him what for it mean to be

#59 to #34 - hodoor

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ho ho ho hodor!!

#57 to #34 - walkerjam

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(04/24/2013) [-]

"Sorry I was late honey, I was an alcohol."

#63 to #34 - harlequinlove

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#41 to #34 - acksl

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#36 to #34 - waffies

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#39 to #36 - ButtonFly

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I was an alcohol.

#7 - faithrider

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(04/24/2013) [-]

bitch please.

#10 to #7 - hillbillypowpow

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(04/24/2013) [-]

I no what could lighten the mood.

#11 to #10 - faithrider

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(04/24/2013) [-]

too TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#60 - mtflyer

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(04/24/2013) [-]

I used to be traffic, but then I was an alcohol.

#80 to #60 - tragono **User deleted account**

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I used to be traffic, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

#28 - infinitereaper

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No I'm not.

I don't have my license,

I don't have a car

I can't even afford car insurance

#44 to #28 - jaxonnn

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(04/24/2013) [-]

lol poor

#62 to #28 - tacticalhog

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Not since the accident.

#58 - mezzjuc

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#65 to #58 - anon id: adc97938

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...x-com?

#67 to #58 - fedor

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That is true. And freaky.

#19 - makedonski

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(04/24/2013) [-]

I don't understand why lines of automobiles can't simultaneously move forward.

#29 to #19 - coolcalx

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the person at the back of the line would have to know exactly when the person at the front of the line was going to move, and everyone would have to trust that everyone else was paying attention.

#20 to #19 - mrmamric

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Crashes, merges and off ramps all slow down traffic. Since people don't have 0.0 reaction time we need to compensate with these things by stopping.

#21 to #20 - makedonski

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Hopefully when all traffic is automated, all the vehicles will move as one.

#68 to #21 - hemming

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Hope that doesn't happen in my life time, i don't want automated **** to drive me around, i wan't to drive and decide for my self how ******* fast i go...

#23 to #19 - biggrand

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white people

#70 - Dun

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"Honey, I'll be home a little later, I am traffic"
"What?"
"I am traffic"
"What?"
"I am traff..."

#27 - thedrewtard

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John Stalvern waited. The streetlights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cars on the highway. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other drivers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a driver for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the cars and he said to dad “I want to be in a car daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE STUCK IN TRAFFIC”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the turnpike of the NJ he knew there were cars.
“This is drivers” the radio crackered. “You must go past the traffic!”
So John gotted his power steering and drove past the cars.
“HE GOING TO PASS US” said the traffic
“I will cut him off” said the 18 wheeler and he took up all the lanes. John honked at him and tried to made him move. But then the engine and they were trapped and not able to drive.
“No! I must pass the traffic” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the traffic”
And then John was a bicycle.

#48 - fistwick

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(04/24/2013) [-]

I was pleasantly reminded of this...