Kind of a strange thought. .. Not since the accident.
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User avatar #15 - jninja (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not since the accident.
#34 - slat ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"Sorry i was late honey, I was traffic."
#7 - faithrider (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
bitch please.
User avatar #60 - mtflyer (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I used to be traffic, but then I was an alcohol.
#28 - infinitereaper ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
No I'm not.    
I don't have my license,   
I don't have a car   
I can't even afford car insurance
No I'm not.

I don't have my license,

I don't have a car

I can't even afford car insurance
#58 - mezzjuc ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #19 - makedonski (04/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't understand why lines of automobiles can't simultaneously move forward.
#70 - Dun (04/24/2013) [-]
"Honey, I'll be home a little later, I am traffic"
"I am traffic"
"I am traff..."
User avatar #27 - thedrewtard (04/24/2013) [-]
John Stalvern waited. The streetlights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cars on the highway. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other drivers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a driver for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the cars and he said to dad “I want to be in a car daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE STUCK IN TRAFFIC”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the turnpike of the NJ he knew there were cars.
“This is drivers” the radio crackered. “You must go past the traffic!”
So John gotted his power steering and drove past the cars.
“HE GOING TO PASS US” said the traffic
“I will cut him off” said the 18 wheeler and he took up all the lanes. John honked at him and tried to made him move. But then the engine and they were trapped and not able to drive.
“No! I must pass the traffic” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the traffic”
And then John was a bicycle.
#48 - fistwick (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I was pleasantly reminded of this...
User avatar #50 - suddenlypotatoes (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
User avatar #24 - galaxyguy (04/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Not if you are lodged between two cars, then you are, in fact, stuck in traffic.
User avatar #9 - tulioandmiguel (04/24/2013) [-]
"Sorry I'll be late..."
"What happened?"
"I became traffic again."
User avatar #2 - remilia (04/23/2013) [-]
Oh thats deep
#72 - kodo (04/24/2013) [-]
(not leveled enough to post pics :( )
User avatar #66 - popkornking (04/24/2013) [-]
>Woman get call from police one night
>Maam your son has been killed in a hit and run, the driver was a traffic
User avatar #32 - jasonvgrace (04/24/2013) [-]
This is the greatest revelation I've ever had.
User avatar #22 - slatersniper (04/24/2013) [-]
Tyler Durden-esque thought.
User avatar #12 - thatguyyoumightno (04/24/2013) [-]
"ARG! I wish this traffic would lighten up!"
"But, Anon, you ARE traffic"
And then you were traffic.
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