Kind of a strange thought

#15 - jninja

Reply+187

(04/24/2013)[-]

Not since the accident.

#78 to #15 - boylan

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(04/24/2013)[-]

#73 to #15 - pwoneill

Reply0

(04/24/2013)[-]

you sir are quite clever

#34 - slat

Reply+147

(04/24/2013)[-]

"Sorry i was late honey, I was traffic."

#36 to #34 - waffies

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(04/24/2013)[-]

#39 to #36 - ButtonFly

Reply+7

(04/24/2013)[-]

I was an alcohol.

#41 to #34 - acksl

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(04/24/2013)[-]

#63 to #34 - harlequinlove

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(04/24/2013)[-]

#57 to #34 - walkerjam

Reply+1

(04/24/2013)[-]

"Sorry I was late honey, I was an alcohol."

#59 to #34 - hodoor

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(04/24/2013)[-]

ho ho ho hodor!!

#55 to #34 - MAHEREX

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(04/24/2013)[-]

show him what for it mean to be

#7 - faithrider

Reply+33

(04/24/2013)[-]

bitch please.

#10 to #7 - hillbillypowpow

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I no what could lighten the mood.

#11 to #10 - faithrider

Reply+3

(04/24/2013)[-]

too TINY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#60 - mtflyer

Reply+27

(04/24/2013)[-]

I used to be traffic, but then I was an alcohol.

#80 to #60 - tragono**User deleted account**

Reply0

(04/24/2013)[-]

I used to be traffic, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

#28 - infinitereaper

Reply+25

(04/24/2013)[-]

No I'm not.

I don't have my license,

I don't have a car

I can't even afford car insurance

#62 to #28 - tacticalhog

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Not since the accident.

#44 to #28 - jaxonnn

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(04/24/2013)[-]

lol poor

#58 - mezzjuc

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(04/24/2013)[-]

#67 to #58 - fedor

Reply0

(04/24/2013)[-]

That is true. And freaky.

#65 to #58 - anon id: adc97938

Reply0

(04/24/2013)[-]

...x-com?

#19 - makedonski

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(04/24/2013)[-]

I don't understand why lines of automobiles can't simultaneously move forward.

#23 to #19 - biggrand

Reply+6

(04/24/2013)[-]

white people

#20 to #19 - mrmamric

Reply+3

(04/24/2013)[-]

Crashes, merges and off ramps all slow down traffic. Since people don't have 0.0 reaction time we need to compensate with these things by stopping.

#21 to #20 - makedonski

Reply+3

(04/24/2013)[-]

Hopefully when all traffic is automated, all the vehicles will move as one.

#68 to #21 - hemming

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(04/24/2013)[-]

Hope that doesn't happen in my life time, i don't want automated **** to drive me around, i wan't to drive and decide for my self how ******* fast i go...

#29 to #19 - coolcalx

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(04/24/2013)[-]

the person at the back of the line would have to know exactly when the person at the front of the line was going to move, and everyone would have to trust that everyone else was paying attention.

#70 - Dun

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(04/24/2013)[-]

"Honey, I'll be home a little later, I am traffic"
"What?"
"I am traffic"
"What?"
"I am traff..."

#27 - thedrewtard

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(04/24/2013)[-]

John Stalvern waited. The streetlights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were cars on the highway. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the other drivers were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a driver for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the cars and he said to dad “I want to be in a car daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE STUCK IN TRAFFIC”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the turnpike of the NJ he knew there were cars.
“This is drivers” the radio crackered. “You must go past the traffic!”
So John gotted his power steering and drove past the cars.
“HE GOING TO PASS US” said the traffic
“I will cut him off” said the 18 wheeler and he took up all the lanes. John honked at him and tried to made him move. But then the engine and they were trapped and not able to drive.
“No! I must pass the traffic” he shouted
The radio said “No, John. You are the traffic”
And then John was a bicycle.

#48 - fistwick

Reply+5

(04/24/2013)[-]

I was pleasantly reminded of this...

#61 to #48 - harlequinlove

Reply0

(04/24/2013)[-]

>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>Strawberry.
>Strawberry who?
>An Alcohol.