Cats are assholes.. .. That was a pill bottle. They make a most satisfying racket when they hit the ground. I have to keep my vitamins on top of the fridge so my cat doesn't knock the Cats are assholes That was a pill bottle They make most satisfying racket when they hit the ground I have to keep my vitamins on top of fridge so cat doesn't knock
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#5 - ladyluna
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(04/23/2013) [-]
That was a pill bottle. They make a most satisfying racket when they hit the ground. I have to keep my vitamins on top of the fridge so my cat doesn't knock them down. I've been told it's an extension of their prey drive- they touch it to see if it will run so they can give chase... but my cat has lived with my her whole damn life, and not once have those vitamins run away from her, so I think she does it just to be a bitch.   
   
<MFW pill bottle soccer at 3 am.
That was a pill bottle. They make a most satisfying racket when they hit the ground. I have to keep my vitamins on top of the fridge so my cat doesn't knock them down. I've been told it's an extension of their prey drive- they touch it to see if it will run so they can give chase... but my cat has lived with my her whole damn life, and not once have those vitamins run away from her, so I think she does it just to be a bitch.

<MFW pill bottle soccer at 3 am.
User avatar #7 to #5 - Mebeshe
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(04/23/2013) [-]
For my cat it's Tic Tac containers. I swear to ******* god he has Tic Tac radar. No matter where I hide them, he finds them. He doesn't eat them, he bats them around my room at 4 in the ******* morning.
#1 - rprol
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(04/22/2013) [-]
That yawn at the end. "Like I give a ****".
#3 - icygames
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(04/22/2013) [-]
I always bring a glass of water when I go to sleep, and my cat decides to start drinking out of it when I haven't even gotten one sip of it.   
If he can't reach the water, he'll tip the glass over just so the water will splash all over my face and then lick the rest....
I always bring a glass of water when I go to sleep, and my cat decides to start drinking out of it when I haven't even gotten one sip of it.
If he can't reach the water, he'll tip the glass over just so the water will splash all over my face and then lick the rest....
User avatar #9 to #3 - nastoy
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(04/23/2013) [-]
Wait... your cat keep doing it?
And you havn't thought of using something like a bottle?
User avatar #14 to #9 - icygames
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(04/24/2013) [-]
Nope. I prefer not since apparently he doesn't want to drink out of his water bowl, so now my genius cat only drinks out of my glass or from random sinks but since there's usually not water in them or unapproachable to him, my glass is the only option.
oh... wait.... I could just bring a bottle for me and a glass for my cat. Wow. I never thought about coming with a solution for this...
#11 - evenme
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(04/23/2013) [-]
My best cat story is when i got into bed with my last Yoghurt and gave my cat a taste by letting him lick some off my finger. He enjoyed it so much he tried to stick his face in it, but i took it away, in one quick motion he dipped his entire tail in it, and proceeded to lick it all off himself.



#10 - anbieter
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(04/23/2013) [-]
What if it isn't an asshole, but just studying physics?
What if it isn't an asshole, but just studying physics?
#2 - unclemagic
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(04/22/2013) [-]
why do cats do that
why do cats do that
#13 - alekksandar
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(04/23/2013) [-]
When i sit my cat in my lap and stroke her head, if my stroking becomes monotone she looks up at me to see if I got distracted by something else.
Had to tell it to someone.
#12 - herpkankerderp
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(04/23/2013) [-]
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#8 - copycopy
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#4 - alkonius
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