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supbiatches (04/20/2013) [-] I haved looked at all the comments, but no one responded with repost? Ive see this plenty times before you plebeians.
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oxYKellark (04/20/2013) [-] >Starts to bitch at me and slaps me after i give her the finger
>tell her i hope she washed my semen off her hand before she touches me
>slaps me again, starting to cry and runs out of the room i chase after her screaming hit me harder you slut.
MFW I'm her dad.
>tell her i hope she washed my semen off her hand before she touches me
>slaps me again, starting to cry and runs out of the room i chase after her screaming hit me harder you slut.
MFW I'm her dad.
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allanenraged (04/20/2013) [-] She is a total cunt BECAUSE she was molested as a child.
But she needs to learn that just because she is miserable, or because her life sucks, she cannot make others miserable. If this story is true, she deserved what you did. But you should kill her dad, just saying.
But she needs to learn that just because she is miserable, or because her life sucks, she cannot make others miserable. If this story is true, she deserved what you did. But you should kill her dad, just saying.
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EdwardNigma 
ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-] I'm on your side.
See, everyone else feels conflicted because she WAS a complete cunt but she was also molested. But, you had no way of knowing that beforehand.
And that said, go with ColeTheUber.
Shits classy man.
ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-] 
See, everyone else feels conflicted because she WAS a complete cunt but she was also molested. But, you had no way of knowing that beforehand.
And that said, go with ColeTheUber.
Shits classy man.
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ColeTheUber (04/20/2013) [-] You need to apologize. Sympathize with her. Get close to her.
Eventually, a relationship will form. Over time, she will come to love you. Naturally, this will lead to sex.
Mid coitus, stare into her eyes. Hold her gaze for at least 5 seconds.
Lean down, inches above her face, and whisper "Who's your daddy?"
Eventually, a relationship will form. Over time, she will come to love you. Naturally, this will lead to sex.
Mid coitus, stare into her eyes. Hold her gaze for at least 5 seconds.
Lean down, inches above her face, and whisper "Who's your daddy?"
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isaacshadow (04/20/2013) [-] I feel extremely neutral about this. On the one hand she was a total bitch and the other she was molested as a child. Shit.
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multimedia (04/20/2013) [-] I kinda agree, but it's not like he did it intentionally.
Plus, she deserves it retro-actively for being such a cunt. And this is coming from another rape victim. I hate when people use that sort of trauma to develop a sense of entitlement. They make the rest of us, who just want a halfway decent fucking life, look like selfish cunts who can't think of anybody else.
Plus, she deserves it retro-actively for being such a cunt. And this is coming from another rape victim. I hate when people use that sort of trauma to develop a sense of entitlement. They make the rest of us, who just want a halfway decent fucking life, look like selfish cunts who can't think of anybody else.
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benvinnyandmia (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm terribly sorry for what happened to you, but some people would deal with the trauma differently, and this girl didn't even seem that bad. Just a kid. And based on the insults the two used, they seem pretty young, around 12, so the girl would be much to young to deal with what happened to her, especially because it was her dad and maybe her mom wasn't that good either.
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anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
>IN 6th or 7th grade, can't remember, New kid in school.
>Make friends with a thin jabba the hut
>Started to hate her because she always made fun of people, so we have a friend break up
>In science class, Kids say "Why aren't you sitting with your girlfriend"
>I reply that were not even friends anymore, nor were we ever a couple
>She hears that and screams "Yeah I'm to women enough to become your girlfriend", Whole class goes "Ohh shit".
>I stand up look her dead in the eyes and say "Don't you mean your to lesbian enough to become my girlfriend" , Sit down like a boss while she started to cry
>Forgot to mention teacher was out of the room while this all happens
>Teacher comes in and Jabba the cunt says I called her a lesbian.
>Teacher doesn't believe her and tells her to go take a seat
>Make friends with a thin jabba the hut
>Started to hate her because she always made fun of people, so we have a friend break up
>In science class, Kids say "Why aren't you sitting with your girlfriend"
>I reply that were not even friends anymore, nor were we ever a couple
>She hears that and screams "Yeah I'm to women enough to become your girlfriend", Whole class goes "Ohh shit".
>I stand up look her dead in the eyes and say "Don't you mean your to lesbian enough to become my girlfriend" , Sit down like a boss while she started to cry
>Forgot to mention teacher was out of the room while this all happens
>Teacher comes in and Jabba the cunt says I called her a lesbian.
>Teacher doesn't believe her and tells her to go take a seat
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electrosaur (04/20/2013) [-] I love how not wanting to be made a fool of makes you a forever alone virgin, yet I feel the same way as zmbz, and I've been dating the same girl for almost three years.
And I'm down with sex before marriage, so yeah.
Also, shes as big a nerd, if not a bigger nerd than I am, so suck it, bitch.
And I'm down with sex before marriage, so yeah.
Also, shes as big a nerd, if not a bigger nerd than I am, so suck it, bitch.
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tacogrenade (04/20/2013) [-] How does she deserve that, Um she obviously has some trama from being molested from her father so she may be insensitive. Usually im a Dont give a shiit person but thats fucked up. I would beat the shit of dude if i heard him say that. Besides everyone in my classes cheated of each other all the time, usually the ones that were dicks about it where socially akward try hard nerds.( u know the ones that bring there ds to high school) so i HIGHLY doubt this douche had the balls to say it.
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taye 
(04/20/2013) [-] What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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vicsix ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-] Alright, first thing. You use that gif, claiming you're right, but you are provably wrong. If you are going to be a fucking cunt, and act as if you deserve everything in the world, you should expect to be insulted, and to have your bitchiness thrown back at you. Also, he had no prior knowledge to that, so he still isn't in the wrong. Second, not all nerds are skinny/ extremely obese kneckbeards that piss themselves in every single social encounter. And you are a great example of who you are calling zmbz. Go be a keyboard warrior where it matters, please. And maybe he believes the dumb bitch should learn something, instead of stealing other peoples hard earned work and calling it her own, then having the fucking gall to act as if HE IS THE ASS HOLE FOR SAYING NO.
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anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
To be honest, I do think it came out much harder than u intended (bc u didn't know that it'd actually happened), so it was excessive. The right thing to do, imho, was to approach her as soon as you found out, apologize for what you said without knowing, and then remind her of how much of a bitch she was being to begin with.
