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#60 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #479 to #60 - vivapinatapro (04/21/2013) [-]
repost
#473 to #60 - jurple (04/20/2013) [-]
perfect.
perfect.
#466 to #60 - supbiatches (04/20/2013) [-]
I haved looked at all the comments, but no one responded with repost? Ive see this plenty times before you plebeians.
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#469 to #466 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#467 to #466 - noggerblack (04/20/2013) [-]
le epic 9gag meme xD
User avatar #465 to #60 - Leopard (04/20/2013) [-]
Aww :(
#461 to #60 - unseengiant (04/20/2013) [-]
she wasnt molested that just an excuse they use when they lose a fight props
#459 to #60 - boxdweller (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I should feel bad for her or not.
User avatar #463 to #459 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't
#458 to #60 - sphinxe (04/20/2013) [-]
Props to you man, just because someone has had a traumatic experience gives them no right to be a bitch.
Props to you man, just because someone has had a traumatic experience gives them no right to be a bitch.
User avatar #457 to #60 - aceofshadows (04/20/2013) [-]
That's ****** up. Good job 11/10 would read again
#455 to #60 - oxYKellark (04/20/2013) [-]
>Starts to bitch at me and slaps me after i give her the finger    
>tell her i hope she washed my semen off her hand before she touches me   
>slaps me again, starting to cry and runs out of the room i chase after her screaming hit me harder you slut.   
   
MFW I'm her dad.
>Starts to bitch at me and slaps me after i give her the finger
>tell her i hope she washed my semen off her hand before she touches me
>slaps me again, starting to cry and runs out of the room i chase after her screaming hit me harder you slut.

MFW I'm her dad.
#452 to #60 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
do you have any pics of that girl?
#449 to #60 - jackalcureofprusia (04/20/2013) [-]
Surprised nobody responded with this yet
Surprised nobody responded with this yet
User avatar #448 to #60 - allanenraged (04/20/2013) [-]
She is a total cunt BECAUSE she was molested as a child.
But she needs to learn that just because she is miserable, or because her life sucks, she cannot make others miserable. If this story is true, she deserved what you did. But you should kill her dad, just saying.
User avatar #446 to #60 - theturkeyburger (04/20/2013) [-]
I feel bad for her... but that's damn funny
User avatar #447 to #446 - Strudel (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't.
#442 to #60 - resbiansrock (04/20/2013) [-]
I ******* love it.
pic related
#438 to #60 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm on your side.
See, everyone else feels conflicted because she WAS a complete cunt but she was also molested. But, you had no way of knowing that beforehand.

And that said, go with ColeTheUber.
***** classy man.
User avatar #436 to #60 - ColeTheUber (04/20/2013) [-]
You need to apologize. Sympathize with her. Get close to her.
Eventually, a relationship will form. Over time, she will come to love you. Naturally, this will lead to sex.
Mid coitus, stare into her eyes. Hold her gaze for at least 5 seconds.
Lean down, inches above her face, and whisper "Who's your daddy?"
#432 to #60 - isaacshadow (04/20/2013) [-]
I feel extremely neutral about this. On the one hand she was a total bitch and the other she was molested as a child. **** .
User avatar #430 to #60 - iamcanadian (04/20/2013) [-]
That was beautiful
#427 to #60 - CatfishCrothers (04/20/2013) [-]
You are awesome, that was awesome, and all the butthurt whiteknights in the comments made it even awesomer.
You are awesome, that was awesome, and all the butthurt whiteknights in the comments made it even awesomer.
#422 to #60 - lube (04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#421 to #60 - irokk (04/20/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #420 to #60 - nagafever (04/20/2013) [-]
this is defiantly the biggest win of all time
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#417 to #60 - harryblazer (04/20/2013) [-]
out 						*******					 standing
out ******* standing
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#412 to #60 - Bit has deleted their comment [-]
#409 to #60 - alstorp (04/20/2013) [-]
You are a god.
You are a god.
User avatar #406 to #60 - skullnigga (04/20/2013) [-]
ha
User avatar #352 to #60 - koobzacc (04/20/2013) [-]
First 7 lines? Thumb for you

Last line? Favorite.
#349 to #60 - infurnus (04/20/2013) [-]
Lost my 						****					 at "I win"
Lost my **** at "I win"

User avatar #418 to #349 - jubnik ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
yes i thought the punchline was funny too
#334 to #60 - anbieter (04/20/2013) [-]
This Story deserves 11/10
This Story deserves 11/10
User avatar #424 to #334 - georgesmoustache (04/20/2013) [-]
Looks like you got a top heavy fraction there
#444 to #424 - mctrollston (04/20/2013) [-]
1 1/10
#290 to #60 - thedarkangel (04/20/2013) [-]
laughed historically
User avatar #405 to #290 - legacywolf (04/20/2013) [-]
"historically"

wut
User avatar #419 to #405 - maid (04/20/2013) [-]
Its when you laugh so hard you go back in time.
User avatar #480 to #419 - thedarkangel (04/21/2013) [-]
he's not wrong, I'm almost as old as I was tomorrow
#264 to #60 - Reeon (04/20/2013) [-]
The replies to this comment are 						*******					 hilarious
The replies to this comment are ******* hilarious
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#181 to #60 - snowdrops (04/20/2013) [-]
Yfw.

10/10 like skyrim with guns
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#185 to #181 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#187 to #185 - snowdrops (04/20/2013) [-]
What did I do wrong?
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#190 to #187 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#195 to #190 - snowdrops (04/20/2013) [-]
Oh okay :3

It is a really good story, you stood up for yourself which is respectable. And it was pretty funny :P

Why thank you, you're awesome too!
User avatar #440 to #195 - bulbasaurb (04/20/2013) [-]
:3333333333333 XD OMG U R SO KAWAII XDDDDDD LE XD c; ;3
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#198 to #195 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#200 to #198 - snowdrops (04/20/2013) [-]
I love it. Thank you very much!
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#201 to #200 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #202 to #201 - snowdrops (04/20/2013) [-]
Whoa, these are great.
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#204 to #202 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #208 to #204 - snowdrops (04/20/2013) [-]
Still just as great.

Thank you, you too sir.
#166 to #60 - benvinnyandmia (04/20/2013) [-]
That's actually really sad...
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#189 to #166 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#191 to #189 - benvinnyandmia (04/20/2013) [-]
The fact that her dad sexually abused her is terrible. What you said probably brought back terrible memories for her.
User avatar #391 to #191 - multimedia (04/20/2013) [-]
I kinda agree, but it's not like he did it intentionally.

Plus, she deserves it retro-actively for being such a cunt. And this is coming from another rape victim. I hate when people use that sort of trauma to develop a sense of entitlement. They make the rest of us, who just want a halfway decent ******* life, look like selfish cunts who can't think of anybody else.
#450 to #391 - benvinnyandmia (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm terribly sorry for what happened to you, but some people would deal with the trauma differently, and this girl didn't even seem that bad. Just a kid. And based on the insults the two used, they seem pretty young, around 12, so the girl would be much to young to deal with what happened to her, especially because it was her dad and maybe her mom wasn't that good either.
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#194 to #191 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#451 to #194 - benvinnyandmia (04/20/2013) [-]
The insult it self was rather childish in the first place, and a simple sorry might have done wonders for her mental health. This will sound very cliched, but taking the high road may make her follow in your footsteps.
#145 to #60 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
>IN 6th or 7th grade, can't remember, New kid in school.
>Make friends with a thin jabba the hut
>Started to hate her because she always made fun of people, so we have a friend break up
>In science class, Kids say "Why aren't you sitting with your girlfriend"
>I reply that were not even friends anymore, nor were we ever a couple
>She hears that and screams "Yeah I'm to women enough to become your girlfriend", Whole class goes "Ohh **** ".
>I stand up look her dead in the eyes and say "Don't you mean your to lesbian enough to become my girlfriend" , Sit down like a boss while she started to cry
>Forgot to mention teacher was out of the room while this all happens
>Teacher comes in and Jabba the cunt says I called her a lesbian.
>Teacher doesn't believe her and tells her to go take a seat
User avatar #272 to #145 - localcatbarber (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm so confused....
User avatar #328 to #272 - luckiestcharms (04/20/2013) [-]
I don't know wtf I just read either.
User avatar #103 to #60 - shazmothree (04/20/2013) [-]
That's when you go to her, apologize, crack open that emotional nutshell and **** it.
#115 to #103 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm sorry about what I said earlier, but I bet your Daddy loved every minute of it
#100 to #60 - digidawg (04/20/2013) [-]
Jesus ******* christ man I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
User avatar #99 to #60 - tacogrenade (04/20/2013) [-]
what a dick, dis why u'll be a virgin forever..
#425 to #99 - electrosaur (04/20/2013) [-]
I love how not wanting to be made a fool of makes you a forever alone virgin, yet I feel the same way as zmbz, and I've been dating the same girl for almost three years.
And I'm down with sex before marriage, so yeah.
Also, shes as big a nerd, if not a bigger nerd than I am, so suck it, bitch.
User avatar #315 to #99 - huszti (04/20/2013) [-]
i'd rather be a virgin than ******* a stupid bitch.
i seriously regret having ****** that one girl. (long story, no need to post that here.)
User avatar #345 to #315 - bruinsbruins (04/20/2013) [-]
desparate attempt at defending your social status on a ****** website, sad life.
User avatar #372 to #345 - huszti (04/20/2013) [-]
uh yeah, sure.
User avatar #133 to #99 - toosexyforyou (04/20/2013) [-]
He's in school and obviously doing well because he studies for the tests. I really doubt he'll have any trouble getting girls.
#82 to #60 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
You don't because your the asshole here.
User avatar #140 to #82 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
No he's not. The girl was an arrogant, insufferable cunt, and deserved every word and insult.
#154 to #140 - tacogrenade (04/20/2013) [-]
How does she deserve that, Um she obviously has some trama from being molested from her father so she may be insensitive. Usually im a Dont give a shiit person but thats 						******					 up. I would beat the 						****					 of dude if i heard him say that. Besides everyone in my classes cheated of each other all the time, usually the ones that were dicks about it where socially akward try hard nerds.( u know the ones that bring there ds to high school) so i HIGHLY doubt this douche had the balls to say it.
How does she deserve that, Um she obviously has some trama from being molested from her father so she may be insensitive. Usually im a Dont give a shiit person but thats ****** up. I would beat the **** of dude if i heard him say that. Besides everyone in my classes cheated of each other all the time, usually the ones that were dicks about it where socially akward try hard nerds.( u know the ones that bring there ds to high school) so i HIGHLY doubt this douche had the balls to say it.
User avatar #395 to #154 - inkfox (04/20/2013) [-]
FFS
*Trauma
* ****
*Cheated ON
*you
Please check before you comment too avoid looking even more like an idiot
#398 to #395 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
to*
User avatar #399 to #398 - inkfox (04/20/2013) [-]
Just to be clear I know the difference between to and too,I must have it the "o" key twice by mistake
User avatar #387 to #154 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (04/20/2013) [-]
the amount of stupid and spelling errors makes me believe you use facebook often, and are a teenage female.
#283 to #154 - jakeattack (04/20/2013) [-]
implying a serious traumatic event gives you the right to be a bitch, call him out in public and slap him......
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#170 to #154 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #362 to #170 - taye (04/20/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #173 to #170 - tacogrenade (04/20/2013) [-]
yeah
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#178 to #173 - zmbz **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#456 to #178 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
At least smile.
#396 to #178 - jazzytheferret (04/20/2013) [-]
Ron! Why are you doing away from Hermione?
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User avatar #169 to #159 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Did I express why taco is wrong correctly? I'm **** at proof reading.
User avatar #157 to #154 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
Alright, first thing. You use that gif, claiming you're right, but you are provably wrong. If you are going to be a ******* cunt, and act as if you deserve everything in the world, you should expect to be insulted, and to have your bitchiness thrown back at you. Also, he had no prior knowledge to that, so he still isn't in the wrong. Second, not all nerds are skinny/ extremely obese kneckbeards that piss themselves in every single social encounter. And you are a great example of who you are calling zmbz. Go be a keyboard warrior where it matters, please. And maybe he believes the dumb bitch should learn something, instead of stealing other peoples hard earned work and calling it her own, then having the ******* gall to act as if HE IS THE ASS HOLE FOR SAYING NO.
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#223 to #175 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
To be honest, I do think it came out much harder than u intended (bc u didn't know that it'd actually happened), so it was excessive. The right thing to do, imho, was to approach her as soon as you found out, apologize for what you said without knowing, and then remind her of how much of a bitch she was being to begin with.
User avatar #177 to #175 - vicsix (04/20/2013) [-]
I think when he loses an argument his only defense is "Yeah."
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User avatar #160 to #157 - tacogrenade (04/20/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #84 to #82 - hagridsauce (04/20/2013) [-]
You're*
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