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#33 - ScaredWhiteBoy (04/17/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? Could you just imagine sitting there listening to that motor buzzing constantly and all those metal joints creaking. That thing would have to be greased constantly. Not to mention it would collect a 						****					 ton of dust. You would be dusting it every other day. You know your asshole friends would be constantly touching it too. They would leave fingerprints all over the stainless steel. Then you would have to clean them constantly. All that aside, what the 						****					 does that thing do? It just wastes electricity and doesn't even preform a necessary task? It doesn't provide light like a lamp. It doesn't provide a breeze like a fan. Jesus 						****					 even house plants turn carbon dioxide into oxygen. What the 						****					 does it even do? QVC can keep this piece of 						****					 unless it comes with an attachment you can add that will jerk you off.
Are you kidding me? Could you just imagine sitting there listening to that motor buzzing constantly and all those metal joints creaking. That thing would have to be greased constantly. Not to mention it would collect a **** ton of dust. You would be dusting it every other day. You know your asshole friends would be constantly touching it too. They would leave fingerprints all over the stainless steel. Then you would have to clean them constantly. All that aside, what the **** does that thing do? It just wastes electricity and doesn't even preform a necessary task? It doesn't provide light like a lamp. It doesn't provide a breeze like a fan. Jesus **** even house plants turn carbon dioxide into oxygen. What the **** does it even do? QVC can keep this piece of **** unless it comes with an attachment you can add that will jerk you off.
User avatar #69 to #33 - ixcarnifexxi (04/17/2013) [-]
You seem liked you have OCD. Also, we don't need breezes from fans so these sculptures are just as "useless" as a fan, we have windows and wind is a breeze. You have a computer, don't you? The fans inside that are constantly buzzing.


Also, it's a sculpture, it's art. Not really meant to do anything, it's just meant to be appealing.
#40 to #33 - stallwallwriter (04/17/2013) [-]
This message has been brought to you by the letter R, and the inability to enjoy anything.
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