EA's FW voted worst company in America. Found in comments www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4530901/EA+making+a+very+true+statement/3#3.. Alright boy and girls. Anyone who doesn't understand why EA are such massive cock juggling thunder-cunts, or anyone who thinks they're not that bad, listen up.
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

EA's FW voted worst company in America

+1101
Views: 39236
Favorited: 52
Submitted: 04/10/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to stevensftw E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(108):

[ 108 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#38 - chargrilledawesome ONLINE (04/11/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Alright boy and girls. Anyone who doesn't understand why EA are such massive cock juggling thunder-cunts, or anyone who thinks they're not that bad, listen up.   
1: Day 1 DLC.   
2: Basically every game shipped incomplete purposely (links to reason 1).   
3: Ridiculous, money grabbing, useless DLC (all those Sims expansions).   
4: They don't make their own games.   
5: They buy out all the talented studios and then close them down firing all staff (ie Pandemic, Westwood, DICE, Criterion, Maxis, Bullfrog, Bioware, Mythic).   
6: They turn everything into a generic, safe game (ie Mass Effect).   
7: Origin bans (being banned on the forums prevented any access to every single game you purchased over Origin).   
8: Their war on used games.   
9: Constantly blaming #1-8 on the difficulty in making profit from gaming.   
10: No innovation (particularly mentioned in the Madden franchise).   
11: Online Passes required for nearly every new game, which then expire after a set time of being in use.   
12: Server shutdowns of multiplayer games older than 2 years.   
13: Customer service with the social graces of rampaging, raping, Mongol barbarians.   
14: DRM   
15: Removing almost all of their servers and "coincidentally" adding a Rent-a-Server feature at the same time, shifting the price of running a server to the consumer who already paid $60 for the game.   
16: Origin two year Entitlement Clause (You HAD to use Origin within two years lest your account fall victim to mandatory expulsion and loss of privileges).   
17: Overblown, forceful marketing (DLC charity events, fake Christians protesting for controversy, and anti/pro-gay movements to deflect from bad PR).   
18: Remaking games that are barely 3 years old, with little to no change at all.   
19: Shoehorning multiplayer into single player games (Mass Effect 3).   
20: Thousands of complaints of EA customer service banning people with a problem they didn't know how to fix.
Alright boy and girls. Anyone who doesn't understand why EA are such massive cock juggling thunder-cunts, or anyone who thinks they're not that bad, listen up.
1: Day 1 DLC.
2: Basically every game shipped incomplete purposely (links to reason 1).
3: Ridiculous, money grabbing, useless DLC (all those Sims expansions).
4: They don't make their own games.
5: They buy out all the talented studios and then close them down firing all staff (ie Pandemic, Westwood, DICE, Criterion, Maxis, Bullfrog, Bioware, Mythic).
6: They turn everything into a generic, safe game (ie Mass Effect).
7: Origin bans (being banned on the forums prevented any access to every single game you purchased over Origin).
8: Their war on used games.
9: Constantly blaming #1-8 on the difficulty in making profit from gaming.
10: No innovation (particularly mentioned in the Madden franchise).
11: Online Passes required for nearly every new game, which then expire after a set time of being in use.
12: Server shutdowns of multiplayer games older than 2 years.
13: Customer service with the social graces of rampaging, raping, Mongol barbarians.
14: DRM
15: Removing almost all of their servers and "coincidentally" adding a Rent-a-Server feature at the same time, shifting the price of running a server to the consumer who already paid $60 for the game.
16: Origin two year Entitlement Clause (You HAD to use Origin within two years lest your account fall victim to mandatory expulsion and loss of privileges).
17: Overblown, forceful marketing (DLC charity events, fake Christians protesting for controversy, and anti/pro-gay movements to deflect from bad PR).
18: Remaking games that are barely 3 years old, with little to no change at all.
19: Shoehorning multiplayer into single player games (Mass Effect 3).
20: Thousands of complaints of EA customer service banning people with a problem they didn't know how to fix.
+1
#3 - sundanceholiday **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #5 to #3 - threadz (04/11/2013) [-]
Companies exist to sell goods and services to the customers. In other words, serve the customers. So it's kind of both just by default.
#19 - screwyouman (04/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - jacksterlad (04/11/2013) [-]
i think its more like
i think its more like
User avatar #21 - ronyx (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
They have actually lost a lot of money in the last years.
#11 - zhanken (04/11/2013) [-]
I think EA went more like this
I think EA went more like this
#20 - qwertfag (04/11/2013) [-]
Better customer service is DLC for 15$
#55 - givehimthemulk (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
EA is a horrible company, no doubt about that, but all that WCIA showed is that gamers can get butt hurt easily and stay butt hurt. How would a video game company be worse than Bank of America that has literally destroyed people's lives?
#15 - angryturnip (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - royrogersmcfreely (04/11/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #1354919 at Friendly ** mfw ea
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #1354919 at Friendly ** mfw ea
User avatar #52 - randybutternub (04/11/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I think we're all forgetting Dead Space. I just beat the third one a week ago and personally I thought it was magnificent.
User avatar #62 to #52 - noblekira (04/11/2013) [-]
i sold it 2 days after buying it, it felt terrible as a game
User avatar #90 - I Am Monkey (04/11/2013) [-]
The good part about EA is that you get to use this joke every year
#50 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
eas reaction
eas reaction
User avatar #41 - welshash (04/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I like EA customer support. Mainly cause they are ******* retarded. I have gotten:
Crysis 3 hunter edition
BF3
BF3 Premium
SimCity
Bad Company 2
Medal of honor: Warfighter
Most wanted (free game from sim city)

I can honestly say i have not paid for not one of those games. I like EA cause they higher people from Pakistan on chat support.
User avatar #46 to #41 - welshash (04/11/2013) [-]
Hire*
#28 - graydiggy (04/11/2013) [+] (4 replies)
If it wasn't for EA, we wouldn't have Battlefield 3's expansions, Deadspace 3, or Crysis 3... I don't think they are all that bad.

Preparing for red thumbs.

Pic semi-related.
#18 - henryjak (04/11/2013) [-]
**henryjak rolled a random image posted in comment #1362493 at Friendly ** sportsball!
User avatar #14 - mastereleven (04/11/2013) [+] (3 replies)
EA may be one of the worst video game companies but worst company in america?
worse than the banks that put us in a recession, i dont think so.
User avatar #108 to #23 - mastereleven (04/12/2013) [-]
Why are you comparing a place that stores our money to a video game company?
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
They suck ass, why do people keep buying their **** ? Because they buy out any title worth a rat's ass in a pseudo monopoly.
#6 - felixjarl ONLINE (04/11/2013) [-]
My thoughts of EA
[ 108 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)