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#24 - doctadoc (04/10/2013) [-]
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Yep, I know exactly how this guy feels and most of the time the bully is really just a pussy. Time for my story!
>Be 15, chubby, about 165
>At friends house with six other people having sleep over
>Guy (Bob for now) who is super annoying at school, in my neighborhood, and now at friends house
>We play video games
>Bob finds a nerf gun and starts to shoot it at me
>Continues to fire at me for five minutes straight
>Take bullets and start biting them in half to be rendered useless
>Starts making fun of me for biting them
>Asks me if I'm going to eat the bullets now
>Pesters me for another good 20min
>Start to remember the months of antagonizing from this asshole
>Build it up until I explode
>Fling controller backwards; clear hit straight into jaw
>Get up into fighting stance (was currently a blue belt in kung fu)
>Tell Bob, "THAT'S IT! LET'S GO!"
>Bob is now sitting down grabbing jaw in shock
>I said, " **** THAT!"
>Kick him square in the jaw, same spot where controller hit, makes a satisfying smack
>Knock out canine tooth and everything goes quiet
>After three minutes, Bob gets up and says, "You are so lucky I didn't get mad."
>mfw
>Monday, I get celebrated as hero. Turns out he was an annoying asshole to everyone.
User avatar #53 to #24 - RandomAnonGuy (04/10/2013) [-]
One time a mate of mine was just being a total bitch to everyone, pissing off the entire school.
So I pushed him and told him to shut up because he was whining about nothing.
He walked up and smacked me in the jaw.
I was a black tip in tae kwon do at the time, I'd been flying kicked by full grown men in the chest. So, his punch didn't really bother me at all.
I was more confused than anything. Stood there looking him in the eye like "The **** did you expect to happen?"
Before anyone calls me out on trying to be a badass, we were like ten at the time. A medium sized dog would have thought he was patting him.
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#40 to #24 - jokingcargo (04/10/2013) [-]
>Be 22 in college   
>Think that there will be no bullies in college, as everyone there is mature   
>I was wrong   
>Get bullied in college   
>MFW it continues to ruin my life on a daily basis
>Be 22 in college
>Think that there will be no bullies in college, as everyone there is mature
>I was wrong
>Get bullied in college
>MFW it continues to ruin my life on a daily basis
#38 to #24 - IamAnoob (04/10/2013) [-]
>be 10-11
>have bully who constantly taunts me for being the outcast and different
>at first being positive, takes it as compliment
>then one day idk wtf happened he made me ******* mad
>got into quite a fight with him
>he retaliated (not a pussy)
>in the end both got away with more than a few bruises and scrapes (tussling on the floor... mostly amateur bjj esque ****



yeah my bully wasn't really a pussy. he fought back. but in the end he told me about his **** dysfunctional family life and we became relatively good friends
#33 to #24 - banditowolf (04/10/2013) [-]
>be 12 years old    
>in school playground    
>arguing with a bully   
>argument turns to fight    
>bully has me by the throat, can feel his breath in my ear    
>attempt to knee him in the face    
>knee myself in the face    
>girls scream to let me go    
>he falls back, i crawl on top of him crying and bleeding everywhere on his face    
>basically that scene from fight club where the club owner beats up tyler    
>he vomits to the side    
>smell makes me vomit too    
> accidentally vomit into his mouth    
>he retches so violently he 			*****		 himself    
>teacher comes to see what the 			****		 is going on    
>parents called to see headteacher    
>mfw
>be 12 years old
>in school playground
>arguing with a bully
>argument turns to fight
>bully has me by the throat, can feel his breath in my ear
>attempt to knee him in the face
>knee myself in the face
>girls scream to let me go
>he falls back, i crawl on top of him crying and bleeding everywhere on his face
>basically that scene from fight club where the club owner beats up tyler
>he vomits to the side
>smell makes me vomit too
> accidentally vomit into his mouth
>he retches so violently he ***** himself
>teacher comes to see what the **** is going on
>parents called to see headteacher
>mfw
User avatar #32 to #24 - multimedia (04/10/2013) [-]
Got into a fight with the hugest bastard I've ever met at a friend's sleep over party once. He threw a pair of handcuffs (legit metal handcuffs) across the room and hit me square in the face. We were friends, but I was so pissed that we started fighting and I flipped him onto his back and hit him so hard that he couldn't move for about five minutes.
User avatar #55 to #32 - sexyuncledolan (04/13/2013) [-]
MAXIMUM RUSTLE OVERLOOOOOAAADDD!!!!111!!!!!!11!!
User avatar #26 to #24 - kakkakrabbypatty (04/10/2013) [-]
"You are so lucky I didn't get mad."

That's a bitch move, Bob.
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