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#39 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
what game is that?
#40 to #39 - crazyolitis [OP]
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Dark souls.
#41 to #40 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
well **** you answered that fast, also thank you.


if you have played it is it any good?? I've not really heard much about it.
#86 to #41 - ravyen
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(04/08/2013) [-]
It's ******* amazing.
#88 to #86 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
well you sir seem to be quite the fan of this game.
#89 to #88 - ravyen
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(04/08/2013) [-]
You can bet your hairy love-eggs I am.
#90 to #89 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
my love eggs are not hairy
#107 to #90 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/08/2013) [-]
They will be when you're finished with Dark Souls.
They will be when you're finished with Dark Souls.
#109 to #107 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
no they won;t
#110 to #109 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/08/2013) [-]
How can you be so sure?
#111 to #110 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
how can you be so sure they will
#116 to #111 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Because it's just that manly.


This is the manliest thing I had in my reaction folder...
#117 to #116 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
no matter how mainly it won't happen
#118 to #117 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/08/2013) [-]
F-fine
#119 to #118 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
my hair don't grow right so I shave it all off.
#120 to #119 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Oh... well then I guess that's fair enough!
#121 to #120 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
no hair is better than retarded hair also feelin' smooth kicks ass.
#123 to #121 - theawesomeyoghurt
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I actually do tend to shave 'em from time to time.

It's like having two freshly polished bowling balls kicking around down there. Albeit very small bowling balls...

#124 to #123 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I am very glad you ended with what you said.

Whats even been is hair removal cream then lotion not only does it feel good to not have the hair it's super ******* soft and feels amazing.
#149 to #124 - hulikaani
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(04/08/2013) [-]
You need a sense of humor to find the funny
#150 to #149 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
well you must be a master of funny ****. what did he say that was funnY??
#147 to #124 - hulikaani
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Cant reply below :p, but you keep asking stupid questions as the other guy tries to make you laugh
#148 to #147 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
except the only thing that was funny was the bowling balls part.
#143 to #124 - hulikaani
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(04/08/2013) [-]
You should grow a sense of humor
#144 to #143 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
why do you say that??
#69 to #41 - goodguygary
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(04/08/2013) [-]
it's has RPG like elements (you can level up, increase stats and the like, but using the same stuff you use as currency, souls) its pvp is kinda annoying (to me at least, but i can't speak for everyone) and if you play online there's no way to turn it off, besides playing offline. if you do happen to get it on pc, you gotta get something to fix the god awful pc vanilla controls, people call it "hard" but take it slow, and pay attention, and it shouldn't be too bad. this game thrives on punishing you if you make mistakes, but is still pretty fun.
#71 to #69 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I am only a pc gamer for the fact I have no console even though I am a pc gamer I never play online. I play games to get away from people not play with them.


Every game I get I try to find a fix to let me us my controllers not the ****** keyboard and mouse.

I hate PC gaming
#72 to #71 - goodguygary
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(04/08/2013) [-]
there is a perk to playing online though, it helps you get more humanity (which helps with drop rates) and you can summon players to help you out if you can't pass an area by yourself
#73 to #72 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I honestly don't care about the perks of it I guess that's kinda cool there are perks to it and I"m sure some people love it but I personally hate playing games with people. If I can't get passed an area I'll keep trying till I get it. I don't even like having companions in games. Like in fallout or TES games I will never have a companion with me they just annoy me.
#76 to #73 - goodguygary
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(04/08/2013) [-]
i would recommend summoning solaire at a boss fight, because he helps a lot, i couldn't beat the first real boss without him, when i first started
#77 to #76 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
well I have no ideal who or wha tthat is...

I dont' even have the game and not sure if I ever even will
#78 to #77 - goodguygary
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(04/08/2013) [-]
just in case you actually get it, and i do recommend it, it's a challenge for me and i love challenges that are actually fair and fun to play.
#79 to #78 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
being what all the people say it might be worth getting. I've not had a good challenge in any game scene civilizations 4 on the hardest setting. Modernday games are way to ******* easy.
#80 to #79 - goodguygary
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(04/08/2013) [-]
there was this big old ********* when some people wanted an easy mode on dark souls 2, if that tells you anything
#81 to #80 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
didnt' even knwo there was a 2nd one.
#83 to #81 - goodguygary
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(04/08/2013) [-]
it hasn't released yet, and dark souls is the spiritual successor of demon's souls, but that's a ps3 exclusive
#84 to #83 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I have never heard of demon souls either..
#85 to #84 - goodguygary
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(04/08/2013) [-]
again, ps3 exclusive game, and it wasn't really ever in the spotlight.
#44 to #41 - crazyolitis [OP]
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Supposedly very hard.
#45 to #44 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
any game I've come across that people say is hard never is.
#47 to #45 - crazyolitis [OP]
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(04/08/2013) [-]
This one's different, but people probably say that about every 'hard' game. This game is actually (in)famous for its difficulty. There isn't even an easy difficulty, and if you play it again, it becomes harder with new game+.
#49 to #47 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Everyone says that about every hard game. other than new game part. I guess we will only know when or if we play it.
#51 to #49 - crazyolitis [OP]
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#52 to #51 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I don't pirate stuff.
#53 to #52 - crazyolitis [OP]
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#54 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
That's just like me stealing from a store and only paying for it if I like what I stole.
#55 to #54 - crazyolitis [OP]
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#57 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
since when isn't it stealing?? I know far too many people that have gotten fines or went to jail for it.
#58 to #57 - crazyolitis [OP]
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#59 to #58 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it any less illegal. In fact people get in way more trouble for pirating **** than stealing it.
#60 to #59 - crazyolitis [OP]
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#61 to #60 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I have no problem doing it. I just dont' want my ******* comptuer taken by the cops again.
#62 to #61 - crazyolitis [OP]
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Again?
Again?
#63 to #62 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Brother pirates something like 90 gigs of movies and songs and games. Cops show up take all 13 computers/laptops/ipods house and erase the hard drives on all of them. The other options was to have them go through all the data on ever single computer and keep our **** but would get fined/possible jail time for any legally download stuff.

And being there is 38 devices like that in my house right now I'd assume they would give the same options again and then my roommates would probably kill me.
#66 to #63 - crazyolitis [OP]
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, that can be done too. But still, call me a scrooge, but I'd rather not make a mispurchase.
#68 to #66 - crazyolitis [OP]
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It's still money spent, buddy.
#67 to #66 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I don't care about that though. If I buy it and don't like so what just won't play it
#64 to #63 - crazyolitis [OP]
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Damn. Well, I see your point in not wanting to pirate it, and that's okay you don't want to. Perhaps you can borrow something from a friend, instead of pirating it?
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#65 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo
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Or I'll just buy it when it gets all cheep in a year like I do with any other game.
#43 to #41 - monstermorgz
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(04/08/2013) [-]
best game of the last ten years.
#74 to #43 - thebabykamina
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Its not that great
#46 to #43 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Now is that what you say?? or what one of them ****** reviews says??
#48 to #46 - iloveburzum
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(04/08/2013) [-]
(im monstermorgz)

Me. I loved it. I still play it now. I've got like 90 hours on it, and can't stop playing it, invading people, going through the main game.

Its hard, but if you like challenging games, and swords and ****, you'll love it.
#50 to #48 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
I've basically given up play new games for that fact nothing is ******* hard anymore. any game even on hard difficulty **** ain't hard at all anymore.
#157 to #50 - gardex
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(04/08/2013) [-]
This game is hard, rewarding and generally amazing.   
Action-adventure, open world RPG that punishes reckless behavior HARD   
   
Top 3 game of the generation for me.   
You should give it a go.
This game is hard, rewarding and generally amazing.
Action-adventure, open world RPG that punishes reckless behavior HARD

Top 3 game of the generation for me.
You should give it a go.
#158 to #157 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Not paying 40$ for I will wait.
#134 to #50 - schneidend ONLINE
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Dark Souls is genuinely difficult in a completely fair way. A lot of enemies can kill you in a single hit, but you can block or dodge them.
#42 to #41 - crazyolitis [OP]
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(04/08/2013) [-]
Not played it, but it's supposed to rape the player ith a 4-feet rusty mace.