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nsfwanon
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(04/04/2013)
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He could've just hopped the wall..
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nsfwanon
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(04/05/2013)
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Bloody hell... Top comment.
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greenthegunstar
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(04/05/2013)
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Well, yes, but they would've
seen
him hop the wall had he done that. Unless you mean AFTER he turned the corner and then jump over and hide, that would work.
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lawlfailwinepic
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(04/05/2013)
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Go hard or go home.
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superllamax
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******.
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drewhamster
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What the swag did you just ******* yolo about me, you little wayne? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I'm the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the **** out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, *****. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You're ******* dead, *****. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You're ******* dead, *****.
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fxremastered
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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Darianvincent
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(04/04/2013)
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What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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anon
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(04/04/2013)
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I read that all in Cptain Barbosa"s voice...Is that weird?
#8
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WolfPrince
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+118
(04/04/2013)
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White men can't jump.
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takesomemorewater
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(04/05/2013)
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#277
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waterbottlemanboy
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(04/11/2013)
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What is that from??
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takesomemorewater
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(04/11/2013)
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Final fantasy 7: Advent Children
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xireactiionsx
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(04/05/2013)
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Suction cups....
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portugaltheman
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(04/05/2013)
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then what is kevin ware?
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anon
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(04/05/2013)
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Yeah, and black men cant swim.
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anon
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(04/05/2013)
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I'd like to see you jump out from a capsule 128,100 feet in the ******* air.
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WolfPrince
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(04/05/2013)
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Too bad, you're not going to.
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ledhendrix
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+81
(04/04/2013)
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'Sup
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WolfPrince
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+117
(04/04/2013)
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He fell.
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xireactiionsx
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+1
(04/05/2013)
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It started with a jump
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anon
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(04/05/2013)
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with STYLE!!
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fingapopyabuttho
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(04/04/2013)
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#194
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spikes is cool
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+1
(04/05/2013)
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he still made the dunk...
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ddemiddon
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(04/05/2013)
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Mother ******* Gordon Hayward!
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