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#1 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/04/2013) [-]
and then he gets horribly impaled
User avatar #12 to #2 - andnowducks (04/04/2013) [-]
I hope you get kidnapped, your head phones glued to your head, constantly looping a song feat. Justin Bieber, Nikki Minaj, and One Direction, and the device playing it is located in your stomache, and I hope when they kidnap you they superglue crocks to you, and glue legos in those socks, and finally I wish that Obama would raid your house, show your incognito history on live tv, keep internet explorer on your laptop/computer and block all means of getting any other browser, and I hope Gaben molests you, all because you wished he stepped on a lego.
#61 to #12 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
There is no such song in existence as of yet, and even if there was the device would quickly be digested. Crocs are ******* awesome, Obama raiding my house would not end well for him, Incognito doesn't store history, internet explorer is a better alternative to Firefox, and I said that to anon, not Gaben(probably).
User avatar #100 to #61 - andnowducks (04/05/2013) [-]
The device is sown to your stomach, and they've just made the song, Crocs are ugly, Obama raids it with S.W.A.T, And help from the SAS, Google just invent Incognito history which only Obama can access, or Google, Let's say you have loads of toolbars on that Internet explorer, and Anon is Gaben's lover, so he'd molest you because you hurt anon's feelings.
#101 to #100 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
You are becoming a bit annoying. If it were on the outside, sown to my stomach, I could hit the OFF switch. Google's new Incognito history wouldn't store data previously accessed; it's physically impossible. If id could, and only Obama could access it, then the SWAT and SAS would have a hard time showing it on TV as Obama would, of course, be the first target of my house's Anti-Obama Defenses. The toolbars can be easily disabled with the right-click menu. And after all of this, do you really think that I would not be prepared to defend myself and my home against rogue rapists?
If they came to hear me beg, they would be disappointed.

<--Obama after the attempted raid
User avatar #102 to #101 - andnowducks (04/05/2013) [-]
With no off buttons? and how would you get the headphones off?
#103 to #102 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
It's simple.   
A)Either the battery would run out, or   
B)It would be plugged in, implying I could unplug it.   
   
Plus all glue has a removal method.
It's simple.
A)Either the battery would run out, or
B)It would be plugged in, implying I could unplug it.

Plus all glue has a removal method.
User avatar #104 to #103 - andnowducks (04/05/2013) [-]
No No, not glue, ducktape and glue, and sprayable glue.
#105 to #104 - toastersburnthings (04/05/2013) [-]
Duck tape is a brand which also makes Gaffer's Tape and Packing Tape, and Duct Tape, contrary to popular belief, is easy to remove without causing any damage. Simply remove just enough so that a bit is exposed, but not enough so that you damage your skin, and add water. And sprayable glue is still glue, implying it can still be removed quite easily.   
   
Stop this and go home before somebody gets hurt.
Duck tape is a brand which also makes Gaffer's Tape and Packing Tape, and Duct Tape, contrary to popular belief, is easy to remove without causing any damage. Simply remove just enough so that a bit is exposed, but not enough so that you damage your skin, and add water. And sprayable glue is still glue, implying it can still be removed quite easily.

Stop this and go home before somebody gets hurt.
User avatar #59 to #12 - metaldubstepotato (04/05/2013) [-]
calm down satan
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#5 to #2 - jessieth (04/04/2013) [-]
woah, lets not get crazy here
woah, lets not get crazy here
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