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    #6 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    God damn I hate fat people so much. They are disgusting and ugly. The most unattractive people on the planet. Get some ******* exercise, it's not hard. Go for a ******* walk once a day or some ****. How about you not have 5ths during dinner? Eat less, move more, you'll be fine. Obesity is not a disease, you're just a lazy asshole. I don't understand how someone fat can look in a mirror and say "... I'm ok with this." It's mind boggling. If you have a condition then just eat less and exercise even more... it just means you'll have to work harder than other people. They also take those handicapped spaces, that pisses me off most of all. You're just a lazy fat ass, not handicapped. If anything we should make them walk farther, maybe then they'd get more exercise and lose some damn weight. It'll definitely help their love life as well.
    #15 to #6 - anon id: 2b75e858
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    its not just fat people that take handicapped spaces, plus by assuming all fat people are the same makes you a class A asshole, congrats
    #14 to #6 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+3
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I'm obese, I didn't eat junk food, take out, or drink soda in years. I researched the proper servings and I ate the proper amount of food every day. I eat an estimate of 1500 calories every day. I also run at least half a mile every day.
    Some people are just genetically fat.
    #39 to #14 - bettythemale
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#20 to #14 - nimithecat
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    LOL!!! The secret to staying skinny is by eating less-MORE!
    Eat small snacks very often throughout the day and that will speed up your metabolism.
    Make sure the snacks are small, like a bag of chips or a couple of mints, and take those frequently whenever you feel like grabbing a bite.

    Not only will you kill your hunger, but also never feel full, and your body will start eating away your fat for nutrition in no time. I didn't have to do any exercise.

    How the hell do you think so many lazy mexicans and black people stay thin? They do what I do! :D
    #25 to #20 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+3
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I forgot to include that
    I do that as well
    User avatar#30 to #25 - nimithecat
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Huh... well... masturbating frequently burns fat like crazy.
    That's why i'm a helluvan awesome arm wrestler! :D
    #16 to #14 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Then don't eat. Literally starve yourself. Your body can survive on stored up fat for over a week. Eat a small breakfast than nothing at all. You wont die I promise, just be uncomfortable. But it'll be worth it.
    User avatar#26 to #16 - viscerys
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    And then the next time you eat, your body goes into "emergency mode" and stores every single piece of it as fat.
    #28 to #26 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Then don't eat until you're thin.
    #24 to #16 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+3
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Not eating is even worse than being obese.
    You are starving your muscles, and before they can even use up all the built up fat, the muscles eat themselves. Not to mention, you're kicking your body into starvation mode. Meaning, your metabolism would be completely shocked.

    I should know. I studied health science for the majority of my life.
    #31 to #24 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    At least you'll lose weight. You'll lose muscle and then fat. You studied it but obviously it didn't help you at all...
    #42 to #31 - hollyisthebest
    Reply+3
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I'd rather keep my muscles intact.
    #13 to #6 - AMARIO
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    and then people took a copy paste seriously. Good going guys
    #17 to #13 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    But it's the truth and I am being completely serious.
    #11 to #6 - ilovepelicans
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Obesity is a lifestyle disease, so yes it is a disease.
    #18 to #11 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    No it's a lifestyle like you said, that's all...

    Disease - a disordered or incorrectly functioning organ, part, structure, or system of the body resulting from the effect of genetic or developmental errors, infection, poisons, nutritional deficiency or imbalance, toxicity, or unfavorable environmental factors; illness; sickness; ailment.
    #41 to #18 - ilovepelicans
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Lifestyle disease: A disease associated with the way a person or group of people lives. Lifestyle diseases include atherosclerosis, heart disease, and stroke; obesity and type 2 diabetes.
    #44 to #41 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    So they choose to get a disease... they're making the wrong decisions and life. They need to change asap, they're ******* disgusting.
    #46 to #44 - ilovepelicans
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I never said they didn't... I was simply informing you that it is a disease.
    #49 to #46 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    It's still not. They had to invent a whole new word with a whole new definition specifically to suite them. That's ********.
    #51 to #49 - ilovepelicans
    Reply-1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Uh, no they didn't? Lifestyle disease isn't ONLY obesity. It pertains to other things, such as diabetees and alcohol or smoking related diseases. Consider it preventable diseases.
    #53 to #51 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    They shouldn't be classified as diseases if they can be prevented. What kind of an idiot willingly endangers their life like that?
    #59 to #53 - ilovepelicans
    Reply-1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    (I don't mean to argue about this..)

    Well it's not like they wake up one morning and think, "Hey you know what, I think I'm going to be obese today."

    It's just that they aren't careful.
    #60 to #59 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    So it's completely their fault and I do not pity them at all. Their fat asses get no sympathy, they should have thought about it. I honestly, truly, seriously hope each and every one dies.
    #10 to #6 - slenderwolf
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Chubby chasers bro. You are in denial my friend.
    Chubby chasers bro. You are in denial my friend.
    #19 to #10 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I don't understand chubby chasers... fat women are ******* disgusting. Who wants all that jiggling fat? They're hideous.
    User avatar#21 to #19 - slenderwolf
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Yeah well I don't like vore and FSY looks like your as likely as dying from heatstroke as getting off but there it is.
    #27 to #21 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    ... wtf is vore and FSY?
    #29 to #27 - slenderwolf
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    So many things that can not be unseen, so many things. They are a couple of the more out there fetishes that everyone uses to symbolize furries, but in actuality it is a small, kinky, percent.
    So many things that can not be unseen, so many things. They are a couple of the more out there fetishes that everyone uses to symbolize furries, but in actuality it is a small, kinky, percent.
    #37 to #29 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    Oh it's some stupid nerdy anime ****. ******* losers.
    User avatar#40 to #37 - slenderwolf
    Reply-2
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    IDK those cons get pretty crazy, all looks like funtimes to me.
    #45 to #40 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    They aren't. Full of fat ugly nerds.
    User avatar#47 to #45 - slenderwolf
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I find it curious that no matter how much **** you spew into the comments, anon, that you somehow stay positive while I always get two red thumbs, almost like you have a second account going to boost your thumbs, stroke your ego, and hemorage my green.
    #50 to #47 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    No I have no accounts, people just know i'm right. but even if I had an account my IP would still be saved as thumbing a comment up or down so I couldn't thumb anything twice...
    User avatar#52 to #50 - slenderwolf
    Reply-1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    It seems quite convenient for you. As not once has anyone else spoken out against me, just a single person thumbing you up and me down.
    #55 to #52 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Like I said, they obviously know i'm right and you're wrong.
    #57 to #55 - slenderwolf
    Reply-1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Uh huh sure, well with this post I bid you a due, because I am about to lose a comment level with these single red thumbs adding up.
    Uh huh sure, well with this post I bid you a due, because I am about to lose a comment level with these single red thumbs adding up.
    #58 to #57 - slenderwolf
    Reply-1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Also this.
    Also this.
    #9 to #6 - ningyoaijin#291 on commentsRank#291
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I'd agree with some of your statement if you were correct in assuming all fat people abuse it. Ever considered some people don't have an obsessive need to be thin? Not thin =/= fat.
    #22 to #9 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I just don't understand how someone fat or just chubby can look in a mirror and say "... I'm ok with this." How could you not want to be in shape and be healthy? That's idiotic.
    #54 to #22 - ningyoaijin#291 on commentsRank#291
    Reply-2
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Being healthy is fine, but people seem to have very delusional standards. You can look like a bowl of custard and still be healthy.
    #56 to #54 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    But you don't look healthy, that's the thing. You want to be healthy and look healthy. Also attractive...
    #64 to #56 - ningyoaijin#291 on commentsRank#291
    Reply-2
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    You can be attractive and overweight at the same time, they're not mutually exclusive.
    #65 to #64 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    No you can't... being overweight is unattractive. Chubby, fat, obese, all ugly as ****. Now i'm not saying be skinny as **** and anorexic, just don't go to either extreme.
    #70 to #65 - ningyoaijin#291 on commentsRank#291
    Reply-2
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    >Opinions
    #71 to #70 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    No it's a fact... fat is not attractive. It's disgusting. Almost everyone would agree except if they're fat or chubby themselves. Normal people find them attractive.
    #72 to #71 - ningyoaijin#291 on commentsRank#291
    Reply-2
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    >implying fat people aren't normal

    Also, my girlfriend has a nice healthy amount of fat on her, and I wouldn't have it any other way. I think she looks amazing.
    #74 to #72 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Fat people aren't normal. Most people are not fat, that's the standard.

    Normal -
    1. conforming to the standard or the common type; usual; not abnormal; regular.
    2. serving to establish a standard.
    #7 to #6 - largeheadphones
    Reply-1
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    I think that was the first time I've ever laughed out loud on funnyjunk. Your really broad on your statement, do you find fat people disgusting and ugly? or obese people?
    #23 to #7 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/04/2013)[-]
    both. They're both disgusting and hideous.
    #61 to #23 - largeheadphones
    Reply-2
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    Some people just cant lose weight, its in their genetics.
    #66 to #61 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    If it's in your genetics than just eat less and exercise even more... it just means you'll have to work harder than other people.
    #67 to #66 - largeheadphones
    Reply-1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    people like you are awfully stubborn
    #68 to #67 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    No matter what is wrong with you I guarantee if you eat less food and exerciser more, it'll help. Eat healthier as well. No matter what that will help you.
    #69 to #68 - largeheadphones
    Reply-1
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    I'm actually not fat, not anymore, i was in sixth and seventh grade, not anymore. im talking about other people i know. herp derp, if i was a fat person defending myself, i would say im "big boned"
    #73 to #69 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    You wasn't supposed to mean you really... if that makes any sense at all. I was just saying no matter how fat someone is eating healthier would benefit you. And you're proof that fat people can become skinny... not that hard.
    #75 to #73 - largeheadphones
    Reply0
    (04/05/2013)[-]
    I wasnt really fat, i was just pudgy, when you say fat do you mean neckbeard guy? can you point me to a picture where skinny people start becoming fat people?
    #76 to #75 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/06/2013)[-]
    The first picture before he lost weight.

    http://www.dadfitness.com/images/toby-before-after.jpg
    #77 to #76 - largeheadphones
    Reply-1
    (04/06/2013)[-]
    Ah, yes, i thought you were talking about honey boo boo mom fat, people like the pic are usually capable of losing some of the weight
    #78 to #77 - anon id: 46770721
    Reply0
    (04/06/2013)[-]
    I'm talking about all of them. They're all disgusting.
    #79 to #78 - largeheadphones
    Reply0
    (04/06/2013)[-]
    My last commment was a joke....
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